If WWE Superstars got more endorsement deals…

By thinksojoe · · 4 Comments

WWE Superstars aren’t strangers to endorsement deals, dating way back to Hulk Hogan doing Honey Nut Cheerios commercials, and probably even before that.  Randy Savage snapped into Slim Jims, Mick Foley and Booker T shilled for Chef Boyardee, Triple H and The Big Show hammed it up for Stacker 2, and just recently, no less than Mr. McMahon himself, along with John Cena, did a spot for Gillette Fusion razors.  What if more Superstars started getting into the act?

A couple of potentially lucrative deals for Edge and CM Punk are visualized by the BoredWrestlingFan Advertising Agency, after the jump!

Edge came back at Survivor Series sporting a beard, which he kept for a couple of weeks before shaving it off for the Slammy Award episode of RAW.  How did he get such a smooth shave?

Why, Edge Shave Gel, of course!

Edge was a weirdo with a beardo - until he discovered EDGE Shave Gel!

CM Punk doesn’t drink, smoke, or do drugs.  So what is the beverage of choice for the Straight-Edge superstar?

Pepsi Cola!

Pepsi - for the Straight Edge in all of us!

Punk likes Pepsi

So what about you?  What products would you hire which Superstars to shill in your ads?  Leave a comment and let me know!

Post by thinksojoe

The founder of BoredWrestlingFan.com and it’s parent company, Fropac Entertainment, ThinkSoJoE has been a wrestling fan since he first saw WWF television in 1986 at the age of four. His first wrestling memory was Hulk Hogan on Saturday Night’s Main Event talking about getting King Kong Bundy in a cage at WrestleMania 2. Sixteen years later, he met Hulk Hogan on the eve of WrestleMania X-8. On December 9, 2013, he legitimately won a Slammy Award (Best Crowd of the Year). ThinkSoJoE currently hosts the weekly BWF Radio podcast.

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4 Comments

  1. Drowgoddess

    I used to drive a Dodge Stratus 2-door coupe, and always thought that Trish Stratus should have advertised those. Alas, they are no longer made.

    • ThinkSoJoE

      I'm sure if I hit up eBay I might be able to find a Dodge Stratus matchbox car or something. It would probably be pretty easy to get a Trish Stratus action figure too. My GF was just saying we need some Diva figures. We have that big ass Real-Scale WrestleMania 2 steel cage ring on our table, so we've been buying the figures whenever we can find them cheap. KB Toys has all WWE merch Buy 2 get 1 free, so we snatched up a 3 pack with CM Punk, Edge, and Chavo Guerrero, plus a Randy Orton figure, and the Chris Jericho Classic Superstars figure. I'm not opening the Jericho figure though, it's on my wrestling shelf, right between my mini-replicas of the Attitude era WWF Championship and WCW World Heavyweight Championship.

    • ThinkSoJoE

      I'm sure if I hit up eBay I might be able to find a Dodge Stratus matchbox car or something. It would probably be pretty easy to get a Trish Stratus action figure too. My GF was just saying we need some Diva figures. We have that big ass Real-Scale WrestleMania 2 steel cage ring on our table, so we've been buying the figures whenever we can find them cheap. KB Toys has all WWE merch Buy 2 get 1 free, so we snatched up a 3 pack with CM Punk, Edge, and Chavo Guerrero, plus a Randy Orton figure, and the Chris Jericho Classic Superstars figure. I'm not opening the Jericho figure though, it's on my wrestling shelf, right between my mini-replicas of the Attitude era WWF Championship and WCW World Heavyweight Championship.

  2. Drowgoddess

    I used to drive a Dodge Stratus 2-door coupe, and always thought that Trish Stratus should have advertised those. Alas, they are no longer made.

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