Tag Archive: Gutwrench

  1. WWE Superstars

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    We are just 3 days from TLC on Sunday.  Here on tonights show the main event is Jack Swagger vs MVP.  Where have they been lately???

    Match 1:  Dolph Ziggler vs Finlay

    I hate Finlay’s “Hornswoggle” entrance music.  I wish he would go back to his ominous Celtic theme.  Why hasn’t Dolph Ziggler been on Smackdown lately?  Wasn’t he on track to be the Intercontinental Champion???  ECW … or whatever they’re gonna call it soon will be the next stop for him.  Ziggler wins this match with the Zig Zag.

    Josh Matthews interviews MVP. MVP says he doesn’t like Jack Swagger and he needs an umbrella when he sees him to shield Swagger’s saliva.

    Match 2: Hart Dynasty vs Jimmy Wang Yang and Slam Master J

    This is a squash match if I’ve ever seen one.  I assume that’s the only reason why these two have jobs.  Tyson Kidd pins Slam Master J with some type of inverted suplex neck breaker.

    Main Event:  Jack Swagger vs MVP

    Swagger grabs a mic and says he has a certain responsibilty and is held to a certain standard.  He will let the children look up to him.  He then proceeds to say he doesn’t have a lisp and then has trouble saying his name.  Jack Swagger wins the match with his Gutwrench Powerbomb.  This was a good overall match.  Both guys should be in the championship race on RAW.

    That’s it for me tonight.  Remember to check out the Impact review, Smackdown review, and the TLC Roundtable on Sunday.  See ya next week!

  2. WWE Superstars

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    Happy Hallloween to all my Peeps!  Let’s get this thing started already.

    Match 1: Jack Swagger vs Primo

    Jack Swagger has yet to lose since he made the declaration that he would not lose for the rest of the year.  The match starts off with a wrestling exhibition by Swagger.  Primo’s quickness seems to trump Jack’s power, until Swagger catches him. Primo fights back with another quick burst, but Swagger’s strength proves to be too much for the younger Colon.  The All-American American gets the win with the Gutwrench Powerbomb.

    Ask the Divas segment….boooooooooo!

    Match 2:  Kelly Kelly vs Alicia Fox

    Kelly Kelly is hot!  Alicia Fox is not!  That’s really all that is important about this match.  Alicia Fox wins with the Ax Kick.

    Backstage:  Hart Dynasty and Mike Knox talking about their gameplan.

    Match 3:  Woo Woo Woo!  You know it!!!  Zack Ryder vs Tyler Reks

    I know my buddy RDLee hates him, but Zack Ryder is a star!  I originally wasn’t sold on him, but he has slowly grown on me.  He is, however, wearing some God awful silver boots for this match.  Tyler Reks needs to learn how to walk properly.  This was a back and forth match, where both guys got in offense, but Zack Ryder wins with the Zack Attack.

    Match 3:  Hart Dynasty and Mike Knox vs Cryme Tyme and R-Truth

    Hey WWE, segregate much???  It’s funny how the Hart Dynasty and R-Truth were hugging on Sunday, now they hate each other again.  Oh how brand warfare unites.  Kidd and JTG start things off.  Very even matchup until Knox gets the tag.  Knox then comes in and overpowers JTG.  JTG makes the tag to Shad and things even back up.  Knox tosses Shad to the outside, as they go to commercial.  When the match comes back on the air, Shad is fighting back and Knox makes the tag to David Hart Smith.  DH tags in Kidd for a quick kick to the back and Kidd tags in Knox for a back splash.  Shad makes the tag to Truth and Knox tags in Kidd.  Truth handles his business until Knox lands a big boot.  JTG clotheslines Knox over the ropes, DH gets the big boot on JTG and Truth tosses DH over the ropes.  Truth hits the Lie Detector for the win over Tyson Kidd. WHATS UP?!?!

    Have a safe Halloween and I’ll see you next week.  Peace!

  3. WWE Superstars

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    Hey everybody. Welcome to another catch-phrase filled review of WWE Superstars.  Ain’t no stoppin’ me now….

    Match number 1: the World’s Greatest Tag Team against the team that “spits in the face of people who don’t want to be cool,” Primo and Carlito.

    Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,yo,…..yo,….yo,….yo,….YO!  During the match, Cryme Time makes an appearence to distract the WGTT.  Carlito hits a springboard flip into a backstabber.  The San Juan Southpaw gets the win for the Colons.  Now that’s cool.  This was a good tag match.  It looks like WWE is seemingly rebuilding the tag division.  This match gets a 8 out of 10

    Match number 2: The two time, two time All-American American Jack Thwagger against Finlay

    On his way to the ring, Swagger does his monkey walk.  I find it really weird.  His name may be Finlay and he may love to fight, but he got dominated in this one.  Swagger gets the win with his gutwrench powerbomb.  This short match gets a 5 out of 10.  It didn’t present enough for anything more. 

    The main event: The Champ is (not) here for this one.  John Cena against The Million Dollar Man……errrrrr…..I mean the Million Dollar Man’s son, Ted DiBiase.  Oh well….Everybody’s got a price and everybody’s gonna pay! 

    Word Life against the Priceless one.  This is definitely a future main event fued.  John Cena gets the win in this match with the STFU.   This match was decent for a Cena match.  The guy has gotten better and is no longer torture to watch in the ring.  This match gets a 7 out of 10.

    The show was ok.  The show was definitely not The Miz, so it was not awesome.  I am however, because that’s how I roll!  Peace out PEEPS!!!

  4. ECW on DVR review – 12/9/08

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    Finlay and Hornswoggle team up to take on Mark Henry and Tony Atlas tonight!  What else will happen?  I don’t know, let’s tune in to the SciFi network via my DVR and find out!

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