I’ve been putting off doing tonight’s review. I’ve had RAW ready to go for about an hour now but I didn’t get around to starting this until now. I had far more pressing matters to attend to.
Namely this.
So, a lot of FFWing during this episode coming up. Let’s go!
Blah blah blah 30 minutes, blah blah blah, get to work, blah blah blah whatever.
Well, people tuned into RAW, many in a state of shock and rage from the outcome of Randy Orton’s cash in at Summerslam. Many were irate, as if Ben Affleck had been announced as the new James Bond or something. Boo hoo hoo, go kill yourself. Seriously, it’s all in the story and D-Bry’s over more now than ever before. So let’s see what they do tonight to ruin your life on Smackdown, shall we?
You know what time it is…
Well, SummerSlam is in the books, and my predictions, as usual, fell flat. Your WWE Champion coming out of the PPV is Randy Orton, as expected, having cashed in Money In The Bank on Daniel Bryan with help from Triple H. Jorge was so angry, he joined Facebook. Yes, he did. That happened. And I said last week that if Jorge joined Facebook, I’d have to stop phoning in my RAW reviews. (The SmackDown reviews here are phoned in too, but the RAW reviews get better reception.)
I watch 30 minutes of RAW, leave, come to work, watch the rest of the show and writes what I sees. Since RAW is the “A” show, I rarely have to make stuff up for this review, unlike SOME reviews on this site.
Once again, getting a copy of RAW proved sort of difficult this week. Luckily, I knew the alternate place to look this week, but it was still a process. So now it’s 1AM and I’m reviewing RAW. So, let’s go.
I watch 30 minutes of RAW, which is equivalent of how much of SmackDown ISN’T RAW recaps, then leave for work. Then I watch and review the rest, half-assedly because Jorge isn’t on facebook. You want my RAW reviews to get better, don’t you? Then go like Jorge!
Hopping Time!. Always.
Let’s just skip the preamble. Get on this spaceship, mang, because we’re going to go get some takeout.
This week on BWF Radio, the “Cock Talk” starts early, as Jorge and guest Alice Radley of the RWR podcast are at it before the theme music even hits. JT returns from vacation (as do JT Hogan and Triple JT, and they brought Vince McJT back with them), while Mark misses this week due to being on holiday. We discuss all the wrestling television, including Total Divas. We discuss the varying levels of disappointment in TNA bringing in Tito Ortiz. In the news, Kurt Angle heads to rehab while BJ Whitmer heads to the hospital. Randy Orton is punched in the nuts by a South African fan who just plain doesn’t like him. We hear a possible reason why Paige hasn’t been called up to the WWE main roster. Why was The Great Muta pictured with Jeff Jarrett earlier this week? And we all get our wallets out at the prospect of “The Phenom Edition” of WWE 2K14. All this and much, much more on BoredWrestlingFan Radio. Tune in!
BoredWrestlingFan Radio Episode 85 (MP3, 2:34:59)
Alice Radley is the hostess of the great RWR podcast. Find it on iTunes!
Our break song this week was “I Am The Black Gold of the Sun” by Rotary Connection. Buy it here!
Preamble and stuff. Yadda Yoda yolo yadda…
Always check the bike first. Always.
Hopping time…
So I guess the WWE filmed two weeks of RAW and SD this week in order to tour Atlantis and the Outer Reaches of the Milky Way. I wonder how all that condensed taping affected writing and booking? Come on y’all, let’s take a ride. Don’t you say shit just get inside. It’s time to take your ass on another kind of trip,
coz you can’t have the hop if you don’t have the hip.
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt’s Hopping time!
Come along and ride on a fantasic voyage
slide slide slippity-slide…
Damien Sandow! Randall Keith Orton? The fuck? It’s all part of the plan folks. Trust me. I never lie in my Smackdown reviews. Well maybe half the time.
Hopping time!
It’s a seven man Money In The Bank prediction show! Joe, Jorge, JT, and G are joined by Brian Muller of Lost Elysium, Gary Barnidge of the Cleveland Browns, and author Mark Noyce to give their predictions for tonight’s PPV. Jorge’s possibilities for love open up as Stacy Kiebler and George Clooney have split up, as have Randy Orton and his wife, plus Sunny is offering a unique photo op. Jorge and Brian clash as their respective bands are both up for best new band in the All WNY Music Awards. We also get Mark to reluctantly plug his book. All this, and much, much more!
BoredWrestlingFan Radio Episode 82 (MP3)
Our break song was “On Your Own” by Lost Elysium. Check them out at LostElysium.com.
Mark Noyce’s book “Tulips and Other Stories” is available on Amazon. Buy it here!
