This whole Diva costume contest got me thinking.
Michelle McCool is an army sergeant -Tylene Buck (WCW’s Major Gunns) wants her gimmick back.
Katie Lea is a vampire – Shelly Martinez wants her gimmick back.
Lena is a Ninja – Savio Vega wants the Kwang gimmick back.
Candice, singing badly as Marylin Monroe – Every young blonde pop diva since the glory days of Madonna want their gimmick back.
For the record I missed the next four Divas
Beth Phoenix is a knight – Shawn Micheals’ Survivor Series team wants their gimmick back
Jillian is Batgirl – Molly Holly wants her super hero gimmick back.
Maria is a bunny – Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends all want their gimmick back – not that you didn’t pose for that particular publication.
Kelly is a sailor – Popeye wants his gimmick back.
Tiffany is a nun – The Headbangers want their old gimmick back.
Brie Bella is cleopatra – WrestleMania IX wants it’s gimmick back.
Natalya is a cop – Ray Traylor wants his gimmick back.
Eve is a Ninja Turtle – My 3rd grade self wants it’s gimmick back.
Maryse is a maid – Rosie from The Jetsons wants her gimmick back.
Layla is Princess Leia – Lois Griffin wants her gimmick back.
Victoria is a banana; complete with “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” – Brian Griffin wants his gimmick back
Mickie James is Lara Croft – Angelina Jolie wants her gimmick back.
And the WWE Universe has voted (excluding myself, I could care less) – the best gimmick infringement is… Mickie James as Lara Croft
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