This whole Diva costume contest got me thinking.

Michelle McCool is an army sergeant -Tylene Buck (WCW’s Major Gunns) wants her gimmick back.

Katie Lea is a vampire – Shelly Martinez wants her gimmick back.

Lena is a Ninja – Savio Vega wants the Kwang gimmick back.

Candice, singing badly as Marylin Monroe – Every young blonde pop diva since the glory days of Madonna want their gimmick back.

For the record I missed the next four Divas

Beth Phoenix is a knight – Shawn Micheals’ Survivor Series team wants their gimmick back

Jillian is Batgirl – Molly Holly wants her super hero gimmick back.

Maria is a bunny – Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends all want their gimmick back – not that you didn’t pose for that particular publication.

Kelly is a sailor – Popeye wants his gimmick back.

Tiffany is a nun – The Headbangers want their old gimmick back.

Brie Bella is cleopatra – WrestleMania IX wants it’s gimmick back.

Natalya is a cop – Ray Traylor wants his gimmick back.

Eve is a Ninja Turtle – My 3rd grade self wants it’s gimmick back.

Maryse is a maid – Rosie from The Jetsons wants her gimmick back.

Layla is Princess Leia – Lois Griffin wants her gimmick back.

Victoria is a banana; complete with “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” – Brian Griffin wants his gimmick back

Mickie James is Lara Croft – Angelina Jolie wants her gimmick back.

And the WWE Universe has voted (excluding myself, I could care less) – the best gimmick infringement is…  Mickie James as Lara Croft

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The founder of and it’s parent company, Fropac Entertainment, ThinkSoJoE has been a wrestling fan since he first saw WWF television in 1986 at the age of four. His first wrestling memory was Hulk Hogan on Saturday Night’s Main Event talking about getting King Kong Bundy in a cage at WrestleMania 2. Sixteen years later, he met Hulk Hogan on the eve of WrestleMania X-8. On December 9, 2013, he legitimately won a Slammy Award (Best Crowd of the Year). ThinkSoJoE currently hosts the weekly BWF Radio podcast.

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