This week on BWF Radio, the “Cock Talk” starts early, as Jorge and guest Alice Radley of the RWR podcast are at it before the theme music even hits.  JT returns from vacation (as do JT Hogan and Triple JT, and they brought Vince McJT back with them), while Mark misses this week due to being on holiday.  We discuss all the wrestling television, including Total Divas.  We discuss the varying levels of disappointment in TNA bringing in Tito Ortiz.  In the news, Kurt Angle heads to rehab while BJ Whitmer heads to the hospital.  Randy Orton is punched in the nuts by a South African fan who just plain doesn’t like him.  We hear a possible reason why Paige hasn’t been called up to the WWE main roster.  Why was The Great Muta pictured with Jeff Jarrett earlier this week?  And we all get our wallets out at the prospect of “The Phenom Edition” of WWE 2K14.  All this and much, much more on BoredWrestlingFan Radio.  Tune in!

BoredWrestlingFan Radio Episode 85 (MP3, 2:34:59)

Alice Radley is the hostess of the great RWR podcast.  Find it on iTunes!

Our break song this week was “I Am The Black Gold of the Sun” by Rotary Connection.  Buy it here!

Preamble and stuff. Yadda Yoda yolo yadda…

Always check the bike first. Always.

Hopping time…

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Ugh.  I’m not really in the mood for this show right now.  Let’s see if the show can turn that around.  Let’s roll.

I watch 30 minutes of RAW, leave for work, and watch the rest while I write this recap.  The only rule is that Kodos must appear at some point in the review.  Also, screw you, SmackDown review!

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It’s Tyler Breeze!

In honor of RAW 1000 being almost a year ago, it’s a three hour edition of BoredWrestlingFan Radio!  Joe, Jorge, G, and Mark get things started off when they’re interrupted by…  Rational Wrestling Review’s Alice Radley?!?  Yes, folks, Alice is back on BoredWrestlingFan!  Yoga pants and all, Alice brings a new perspective to the cock talk we call BWF Radio.  She helps out in the news by reading tweets from Brie Bella, Dixie Carter, and… The Ultimate Warrior?  We feature the best #AskDixie tweets of the week, and find out the whereabouts of Maven, since MavenFan seems to think he was relevant at some point.  We talk about the talented ones out of pairs of brothers that were in WWE/NXT for a period of time, as Joe begs for the release of Bo Dallas (Most people don’t see any upside to BoDallas.  #KnowYourBo).  G barely gets a word in edgewise.  Tune in!

BoredWrestlingFan Radio episode 84 (MP3, 2:57:34)

Alice Radley is the hostess of the great RWR podcast.  Find it on iTunes!

Our break song this week was “The Hop” by A Tribe Called Quest.  Buy it here!

Buy Mark Noyce’s e-book, “Tulips and Other Stories” on Amazon!

So I guess the WWE filmed two weeks of RAW and SD this week in order to tour Atlantis and the Outer Reaches of the Milky Way. I wonder how all that condensed taping affected writing and booking? Come on y’all, let’s take a ride. Don’t you say shit just get inside. It’s time to take your ass on another kind of trip,
coz you can’t have the hop if you don’t have the hip.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt’s Hopping time!

Come along and ride on a fantasic voyage

slide slide slippity-slide…

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Hopefully we can finally get RAW to keep the momentum going.  Last week’s show was called by some people I know the best one of the year.  I don’t know necessarily that I agree with that, but the crowd was hot and it definitely helped ease the anger of a lackluster Pay Per View the night before.  Let’s roll!

I watch 30 minutes of RAW, leave for work, and then watch the rest while writing RAW in whatever style I feel like.  Because this is the “A” show.  SmackDown can have their little make believe stuff, they need it since they’re the “B” show.  It’s all half assed matches and RAW recaps over there anyway.  Screw you, SmackDown review!

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See what happens when most of the BoredWrestlingFan crew are sleep deprived.  JT Hogan meets his matches in RowdyRodimus Hogan, G Hogan and Mark Noyce Hogan, dude brother.  Joe channels his inner Ultimate Warrior, and Jorge channels his inner sheep lover.  We find out in the news why Ric Flair hasn’t paid his ex wife her alimony, and we hear about all the roster trimming that TNA has been doing recently.  What killed Matt Borne?  Is Batista really in talks to come back to the WWE?  Does Randall Keith Orton contradict his own statement?  The answer to all these earth shattering questions and much more on BWF Radio Episode 83.  Tune in!

BoredWrestlingFan Radio Episode 83 (MP3, 2:14:17)

Our break song this week is “Summer of ’69” by Canada’s Greatest Export (according to Mark Noyce), Bryan Adams.  Buy it here!

Damien Sandow! Randall Keith Orton? The fuck? It’s all part of the plan folks. Trust me. I never lie in my Smackdown reviews. Well maybe half the time.

Hopping time!

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Fuck.  FUCK.  FUCK.  I have to watch RAW after that PPV last night?  I regretted not ordering Payback last month, and now I really regret it, because it was a far superior show to last night’s Money In The Bank event.  I’m happy with the World Championship MITB match.  I’m happy with the Divas title match, I’m happy with the Tag Title match, but the rest of last night’s PPV (other than Paul Heyman being the person who did the most damage in the “All-Stars” match last night) can go fuck itself.  Oh well, let’s get this over with.

I watch 30 minutes of RAW, leave for work, then recap the first 30 when I get here (if possible) and then review the rest.  There’s usually some craziness involved with this, some things I write don’t actually happen, and Kodos always shows up.  Also, I play by my own rules.  Screw you, SmackDown review!

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It’s a seven man Money In The Bank prediction show!  Joe, Jorge, JT, and G are joined by Brian Muller of Lost Elysium, Gary Barnidge of the Cleveland Browns, and author Mark Noyce to give their predictions for tonight’s PPV.  Jorge’s possibilities for love open up as Stacy Kiebler and George Clooney have split up, as have Randy Orton and his wife, plus Sunny is offering a unique photo op.  Jorge and Brian clash as their respective bands are both up for best new band in the All WNY Music Awards.  We also get Mark to reluctantly plug his book.  All this, and much, much more!

BoredWrestlingFan Radio Episode 82 (MP3)

Our break song was “On Your Own” by Lost Elysium.  Check them out at LostElysium.com.

Mark Noyce’s book “Tulips and Other Stories” is available on Amazon.  Buy it here!