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  1. Oversleeping on Tuesday: ECW 2/24/09

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    Ok, ok, I technically didn’t oversleep on Tuesday.  I just passed on watching ECW to cheer on my beloved Buffalo Sabres as they took on the Anaheim Ducks (and you have no idea how hard it was for me to not just type “The Mighty Ducks of Anaheim”).  Sadly, the Sabres lost 3-2.  The plan was to watch ECW at some point today, but I went out early and fell asleep when I came home.  I didn’t wake up until 10 minutes after I normally leave for work, so I still haven’t seen the show.  So, here I am with results in hand.   I’m not going to give a lot of insight to this episode, but only because I haven’t seen it and the results aren’t very detailed that I happen to have.

    Mark Henry def. DJ Gabriel – Thanks for coming, DJ.  Now get your Alex Wright wannabe ass back to FCW.

    Tyson Kidd def. Some Local Jobber – The dungeon has made many a championship wrestler.  Beating guys who aren’t important enough to mention their names more than once isn’t exactly how you go about winning championships, though.

    Tommy Dreamer def. Paul Burchill – If this were the real ECW, this match would probably be a main event, probably would’ve lasted longer, Tommy would’ve still gotten the win, but with the assist from a telephone and some chicken wire (Tommy was like the MacGuyver of pro wrestling) instead of The Boogeyman, and Katie Lea probably would have eaten a piledriver.

    Jack Swagger def. Christian to retain the ECW Championship – Swagger and Christian have each defeated each other in singles competition, Swagger getting his win when the title was on the line.  Hmm.  I wonder what they’re going to do with the ECW Championship at WrestleMania 25?

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  2. ECW on SciFi Review – 1/13/09

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    Tonight, Jack Swagger finally gets his shot at the ECW Champion, Matt Hardy.  Will the rookie from the New Superstar Initiative be successful in his first attempt at WWE gold?  There’s only one way to find out!  Ok, there’s a bunch of different ways to find out, but if you’re not watching the show, I’ve got a good way for you…

    ECW on SciFi Review, after the jump! (more…)

  3. ECW on SciFi

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    Yawn.  This show sucked.  MC somethingorother came out with Alicia Fox and beat some jobber.  This new guy is an Alex Wright knockoff.

    Jack Swagger beat Tommy Dreamer in an amateur challenge via DQ.  Tommy said “oops, you win,” and on next week’s show it’s going to be Dreamer and Swagger again, this time in an Extreme Rules match.

    And the trio of Mark Henry, William Regal, and Cody Rhodes defeated Kofi Kingston, Matt Hardy, and Finlay.  Exciting television there, folks.