SmackDown in sort-of Real Time, 9/12/08

Tonight on SmackDown, it’s The Brian Kendrick, MVP, Shelton Benjamin, and Jeff Hardy in a Fatal Four Way to determine the number one contender for the WWE Championship at No Mercy.  Also, what possessed The Big Show to take out The Undertaker at Unforgiven?

You know how it works by now, quick results up here and detailed results after the jump.  BTW, I’m sorry this is starting late, somebody called me at 8PM.  Who the hell calls a wrestling fan on Friday night at 8PM?

Anyways, here goes:

Triple H says that Jeff Hardy will never win the big one.

Brie Bella, Maria & Michelle def Victoria, Natalya & Maryse

R-Truth def. Chavo Guerrero via DQ

Jesse & Festus wrapped Kenny Dykstra in duct tape and wheeled him out of the arena on a dolly.

Big Show says he beat up The Undertaker for not following the rules.  Seriously, that’s what he said.

Vladimir Kozlov def. Funaki & Scotty Goldman

Carlito & Primo Colon def. Hawkins & Ryder

Jeff Hardy def. The Brian Kendrick, MVP, & Shelton Benjamin

Detailed results after the jump! (more…)