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  1. A quick Cyber Sunday observation

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    This whole Diva costume contest got me thinking.

    Michelle McCool is an army sergeant -Tylene Buck (WCW’s Major Gunns) wants her gimmick back.

    Katie Lea is a vampire – Shelly Martinez wants her gimmick back.

    Lena is a Ninja – Savio Vega wants the Kwang gimmick back.

    Candice, singing badly as Marylin Monroe – Every young blonde pop diva since the glory days of Madonna want their gimmick back.

    For the record I missed the next four Divas

    Beth Phoenix is a knight – Shawn Micheals’ Survivor Series team wants their gimmick back

    Jillian is Batgirl – Molly Holly wants her super hero gimmick back.

    Maria is a bunny – Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends all want their gimmick back – not that you didn’t pose for that particular publication.

    Kelly is a sailor – Popeye wants his gimmick back.

    Tiffany is a nun – The Headbangers want their old gimmick back.

    Brie Bella is cleopatra – WrestleMania IX wants it’s gimmick back.

    Natalya is a cop – Ray Traylor wants his gimmick back.

    Eve is a Ninja Turtle – My 3rd grade self wants it’s gimmick back.

    Maryse is a maid – Rosie from The Jetsons wants her gimmick back.

    Layla is Princess Leia – Lois Griffin wants her gimmick back.

    Victoria is a banana; complete with “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” – Brian Griffin wants his gimmick back

    Mickie James is Lara Croft – Angelina Jolie wants her gimmick back.

    And the WWE Universe has voted (excluding myself, I could care less) – the best gimmick infringement is…  Mickie James as Lara Croft