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  1. WWE Superstars Review

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    Being the last WWE Superstars before “Extreme Rules,” this review also comes with predictions for the ppv.  Let’s do it!

    Match 1: The Bizzare One and the Midget (Goldust and the Midget) teaming up against THE Brian Kendrick and  Jaime Noble

    Believe it or not, even Hornswoggle doesn’t make Kendrick and Noble look big.  Noble has to have bad memories of the little troll beating him for the Cruiserweight title.  Anyways…Hornswoggle hits the tadpole splash on Spanky for the win. 

    Extreme Rules Prediction:             

    CM Punk over Umaga in the Samoan Strap Match.  Punk hits the GTS and drags the Samoan Bulldozer around the ring.         

    Santina over Vickie Guerrero in the Hog Pen match.  Mickie James and Kelly Kelly help Santino’s “twin sister” get the win. 

    Match 2:  David Hart Smith vs. Tommy Dreamer.  Christian doing commentary.

    I hate the Hart Dynasty music.  They need to just use the old music.  As the referee was distracted by Christian grabbing a chair out of Natalya’s hands, Tyson Kidd kicked Dreamer in the head and David Hart Smith picks up the cheap win.

    Extreme Rules Prediction:

    ECW Championship Triple-Threat Match:  Tommy Dreamer gets the win and becomes the new ECW Champion by pinning Jack Swagger. 

    Big Show over John Cena in a Submission Match.  This match is the payback match for Show and builds on the fact that he is too big for Cena to submit. 

    Match 3:  Chris Jericho and Dolph Ziggler tagging against R-Truth and Jeff Hardy

    At the beginning, Jericho claims that from now on, Superstars will be his show because he is the ultimate superstar.  Jeff Hardy gets the win with a Swanton Bomb on Dolph Ziggler.  R-Truth should be IC champ very soon!  That dude can work. 

    Extreme Rules Prediction: 

    Intercontinental Championship Match:  Chris Jericho gets the win in the No Holds Barred match.  As he attempts to rip off Rey’s mask, R-Truth makes the save and starts a program with Jericho.

    World Heavyweight Championship Ladder Match:  Edge gets the win.  No reason for him not to.

    US title Fatal Four-Way Match:  Kofi retains the title.  Again…no reason for him not to.

    WWE Championship Cage Match:  Randy Orton defeats Batista, as HHH finds a way to interfere.  This sets up the Summerslam triple-threat main event. 

    That does it for this week.  Thanks for reading and see you next week for another WWE Superstars Review.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

  2. WWE Superstars Review

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    What up, Peeps?!  Let’s get this thing crackilackin’…

    The show starts with “The Cutting Edge” with the World Heavyweight Champ hosting the number one contender Jeff Hardy

    Edge starts off talking about their long and storied pasts and how it needs to end at Judgement Day.  He then calls Jeff a loser and tells him to crawl back into his hole.  Jeff has gotten better on the mic, but he continues to yell everything.  This ends with Hardy hitting the Twist of Fate and the Swanton Bomb.  Whatever…moving on.

    The first match of the evening is the Diva tag match with Miss Wrestlemania Santina Marella and Kelly Kelly taking on Beth Phoenix and Rosa Mendez

    Diva wrestling blows!  Santino..errr…Santina is hilarious, but Kelly Kelly sucks.  This match was funny when Santino/a was involved.  Otherwise, it was a big fat stinky turd.  Anyways, Kelly Kelly gets the pin on Rosa.  This match gets a 3 out of 10 just because of the pure comedic gold that is Santino/a.

    Woo Woo Woo.  The next match of the night is Finlay and Zack Ryder.  You know it!

    Youtube the video entitled “My new haircut” and tell me Ryder doesn’t look like the douchebag in that video.  Woo Woo Woo… Finlay handles Zach Ryder in a pretty short one.  This match gets a 5 out of 10.  You know it!

    The Main Event of the evening and a match that should Main Event at a ppv in the near future is The Shaman of Sexy John Morrison against Chris Jericho.

    What a main event!  John Morrison in amazing and Chris Jericho is….Chris f’ing Jericho!!!  I want Morrison’s coat…that thing is awesome.  Jericho has gotten a little pudgy lately, but is still great.  Morrison maybe the most athletic guy in the WWE, and that’s saying something…that guy can hit some sick spots!  The end of the match sees Shelton Benjamin’s music hitting and him appearing on screen.  This distracts Morrison and Jericho hits the Code Breaker for the win.  This match gets a 8.5 out of 10. 

    My favorite thing Jericho has ever done was the bet he had with Christian over who could hook up with Trish first.  The bet was for…wait for it…wait for it…ONE CANADIAN DOLLAR!  LMAO!!!  There’s my cheap Christian plug of the night.

    Overall this show was pretty good.  It had good humor with Santino/a and a great match with Jericho and Morrison.  The show gets a 7.5 out of 10.  And now I shall leave you with a fact of life as I know it…The Office is awesome!!!

  3. SmackDown results – 10/10/08

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    * LIVE from Spokane, WA

    – Special Thanks to readers Adam Halverson and Brad Laird:

    SMACKDOWN:

    – Vicky and Chavo Guerrero begin the show in the ring in her wheel chair wearing the neck brace. The crowd is drowning them out as they are talking about Undertaker’s loss to the Big Show. Big show comes out and talks about beating taker, and a video is shown from No Mercy. Big show talks about facing Triple H, Vladimer comes ou saying he should get a shot. Big Show threatens him and Vladimer leaves.

    – Brie Bella defeated Natalia (with Victoria) with help from Hornswoggle.

    – R Truth interview with Funaki, we learn Funaki’s real name.. cut to Triple H texting – Hardy comes in says he wants winner of Triple H vs. Big Show.

    – R Truth defeated Shelton Benjamin in a short non-title match.

    – Jeff Hardy defeated MVP with a swanton bomb but Kozlov came out and delivers a head butt of doom on him then stands over Hardy.

    – Special ring announcer Maria. Carlito and Primo Colon and Jesse and Festus defeated Curt Hawkins, Kurt Ryder, Kenny Dystrka and Ryan Braddock. Fetus with the flapjack for the win.

    – The Great Khali vs. 3 jobbers. They aired a video about the Jackass encounter. Khali wins. Khali does kiss cam. He picks a bigger girl from the audience and asked her how much she weighed.

    – Triple H brought back the kiss cam girl and brought her in the ring.

    – Triple H vs. The Big Show ended in a no contest. Lights go out and taker shows battles show to the back. Kozlov comes down attacks and head butt of doom on Hunter. Jeff Hardy comes to make the save and they take out Kozlov. Hardy then delivers a twist of fate on Hunter.

    Source: EWRESTLING.COM