I just don’t care anymore.  I don’t want to review this crap.  So you can find a review elsewhere if you haven’t seen the show, but these are my random thoughts as I watched tonight’s episode.

Can we count Vickie as a Guerrero? She’s got the name by marriage and according to other family members in the past, she’s going by her maiden name again in real life. I digress. A McMahon vs. a Guerrero. Sure, why the fuck not.

OK, so let’s do the thing where the tag champs get beat down by the number one contenders. That doesn’t make it predictable that the Usos are going to win on Sunday. Also, I know it’s supposed to sound like a creepy organ version of “He’s Got The Whole World,” but the E failed miserably at that for Luke Harper and Erick Rowan. My wife says it sounds like it’s being played on harmonica.

Rusev and Lana went sightseeing and bashing America while they’re in Washington DC. So wait a minute. Rusev is Ludvig Borga now?

So they’re replacing Legend’s House in the off season with Total Divas? Guess I know what I’m NOT doing on Thursdays.

I wonder if Cameron is excited that she gets to see one half of her favorite match of all time in action against her tag team partner? Also, was there any point to this match? Does Naomi get a title shot against Paige since she beat Alicia Fox?

I saw a Facebook status on my way to work. It said “Bo Dallas needs to hit a Bo flex. He’s flabby as shit.” Titus O’Neil isn’t a Rosebud. Is he a BoLiever? Nope.

Triple H announced the Money In The Bank contract participants as Seth Rollins, Kofi Kingston, Jack Swagger, Dolph Ziggler, Rob Van Dam, and Bad News Barrett.

Dean Ambrose gets in as well after he threatens to show up and take the briefcase anyway.

Let’s acknowledge that Dolph Ziggler is completely over and doesn’t get his fair shake, but have him job in the IC title match anyway. Though, credit where it’s due, he was booked strong and Barrett barely beat him.

They gave Vickie Eddie’s music?? Blasphemy. I didn’t even recognize Rosa Mendes when she came out to attack. Which is sad, since she’s supposed to be on Total Divas next season. She’ll probably get more TV time once that happens though. I actually found myself rooting for Vickie. Hell, she actually got a smattering of “Thank You Vickie” chants, so I apparently wasn’t the only one. Though I wonder how many of those thank yous were for knocking Stephanie McMahon into that pudding or whatever it was.

Dude…. Stardust is stealing Alexa Bliss’s gimmick. GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT! GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT! And I slobbered all over my screen laughing at Goldust saying that he’s the normal one.

Kofi Kingston. The man only has a job because he does wacky shit in ladder matches and battle royals. Then again, why is Zack Ryder still employed? Is there an Employed Ryder twitter, since he’s probably the new JTG?

Cesaro to Alberto Del Rio: “I only speak five languages. And none of them is loser.” BURN!

You know what Damien Sandow’s parody gimmick needs? The Blue Meanie. And for him to not job to Big E.

I like how the participants in the 4-on-3 handicapped match are asked how they feel about the upcoming match when they had the EXACT same match this past Friday on SmackDown.

Speaking of, I still don’t give a shit about this match. Of course the faces win. So is Kane attacking everybody indicative of this match being changed at the last second to include him? Triple H’s music hits as I type that, so I suppose it does. Roman Reigns, much like myself, does not give a fuck.

See you Sunday at 2PM for BoredWrestlingFan Radio!

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The founder of BoredWrestlingFan.com and it’s parent company, Fropac Entertainment, ThinkSoJoE has been a wrestling fan since he first saw WWF television in 1986 at the age of four. His first wrestling memory was Hulk Hogan on Saturday Night’s Main Event talking about getting King Kong Bundy in a cage at WrestleMania 2. Sixteen years later, he met Hulk Hogan on the eve of WrestleMania X-8. On December 9, 2013, he legitimately won a Slammy Award (Best Crowd of the Year). ThinkSoJoE currently hosts the weekly BWF Radio podcast.

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