ECW on SyFy review 10/13/09
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Anyways, it’s time to get EXTREME – WWE style!
I haven’t slept yet. So this is going to be in the short format I used last week. Hell, maybe if I find enough people tweeting about it, I can do this review using twitter updates. Doubtful, but that would be cool, wouldn’t it?
Ezekiel Jackson make his way to the ring, accompanied by Vladimir Kozlov. He’ll be taking on Goldust tonight.
Ezekiel Jackson vs. Goldust
Kozlov causes the distraction at ringside that leads to a Uranage from Jackson for the victory.
After the match, Kozlov hits a Uranage of his own.
Last week: Yoshi Tatso pinned William Regal while Regal’s foot was under the rope. Then Regal and the Ruthless Roundtable ruined the main event.
Still to come, William Regal and Zack Ryder vs. Christian and Yoshi Tatsu
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Zack Ryder says that William Regal attacked him last week because he’s jealous. Or something like that. Regal says he’ll make their team tonight work because he wants to win.
Do not stare directly at Sheamus. Not that he minds you staring at him, you just might go blind because his skin is so damned light. Last week, he faced Shelton Benjamin and lost by disqualification, but that doesn’t do justice to what really happened. He shows us a video of him destroying Shelton’s bad arm and getting DQed for not breaking on 5 when Shelton had the ropes. Sheamus says that he’s been beating up Shelton because he wants to use him as a stepping stone.
The Burchills are walking backstage. Paul will be facing The Hurricane, NEXT!
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I love The Hurricane’s new entrance. I hate the new ring announcer. She’s terrible. The Ripper looks a little different than the last time I saw him. I think he did something with his facial hair.
BTW, this is from The Hurricane on Twitter: @HurricaneHelms: Watch ECW tonight. Insider info: I got food poisoning and hurri-vomitted 4 times before the match. Thx Applebee’s!!
Paul Burchill vs. The Hurricane
Burchill works over the arm of the Hurricane throughout the match. Eventually, Burchill hits the Dangerous Buster for the victory.
What I don’t get is, if Paul Burchill is so obsessed with finding out that The Hurricane is really Gregory Helms, why not just rip his mask off after you knock him out? Burchill makes a terrible super villian.
Still to come, Ryder/Regal vs. Christian/Tatsu.
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I dosed off there for a second, but I dont’ think I missed anything save for the entrances.
Christian & Yoshi Tatsu def. William Regal & Zack Ryder
Regal and Ryder can’t get along. That leads to Ryder dropping Regal throat first over the top rope and causing him to get caught with a Killswitch.
I’m exhausted guys. I’m going to sleep. And I’m done with reviewing ECW. Beginning next week, we’re scheduled to have a new ECW reviewer. Goodnight folks, see you Friday for SmackDown!
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