Merry Christmas!By Jamie Kennedy · · 3 Comments
It’s that time of year again ladies and gents. The time of year when Mr. Santypants decides to amble down your chimney with all the grace of Big Daddy V after one too many sherries and leaves all those shiny new presents for you to open come the morning. The day when family members converge upon your home as if their lives depend on it, shower you with gifts, get hideously pissed and fall asleep in YOUR seat. Ahhhh how I love the Christmas season.Not being religious in the slightest (and actually hating the bloody waste of time), Christmas doesn’t mean what it probably should in the Kennedy household. In saying that, how many families actually use it as a celebration of the birth of Jebus? Certainly not the McMahon family, for as we all know – they are Satanists.
Your friendly BWF-community nonsense-spouter merely wished to drop by and leave his best wishes to each and every single one of you for the holiday season. I’ve managed to Facebook quite a few of you to wish you a happy one but for those I haven’t managed to get a hold of, have an utterly fantastic day. I really hope there are countless goodies for you to rip open come the morning and that there are no nasty, unwanted surprises in there. Yours truly has actually been pretty damn lucky in that regard over the years. I tend to have family and friends with awesome taste who give me presents which never fail to leave me smiling. May you all have the same luck as I!
In all seriousness however, enjoy, enjoy and enjoy again. Have a drink, be merry and for god sakes keep your clothes on. Nobody wants to see you in nothing but the Santa hat..
There will be a new and fresh article descending upon the homepage very soon but for now, I’ll sign out and let you get back to stuffing your turkey. Ooer! TAKE IT HOME!
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Nonsense, sir! I have, in fact, had requests for photos of nothing but the Santa hat…. 😛
Happiest of holidays to you and yours as well.
Well Mr. Kennedy, this made me laugh out loud a couple times! Some nice twisted Christmas/wrestling references!
Half way through the day…. been fun so far, outside of feeling a bit sick. Looking forward to some homecooking tonight! That's the best part of Christmas, or so I would argue.
Well of course we make an exception for you Jana! Perhaps it's merely my sadness that nobody wants to see my Big Dick Johnson in a Santa Hat impersonation. This could also be why the rest of the family steer clear of Charades at Christmas-time..
Thank you oh ye of much Gee and Hall! I hope you managed to feel a lot better and could enjoy that damn fine home cooking. Smells good from here!
Merry Christmas everybody!