Tag Archive: Internet Guy

  1. Dear @MATTHARDYBRAND

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    Dear Matthew Moore Hardy,

    Thank you for all the memories you have given your fans over the years.  Thank you for destroying your own body for the sake of entertaining us.  Thank you for everything.

    I know I haven’t been the nicest person writing about Matt Hardy.  I’ve so often called you Fatt Lardy that I once considered starting @FATTLARDYBRAND on Twitter (the guy that’s running it has no affiliation with us, by the way).  I’m well aware of your abdominal issues that caused you to put on weight, and I’m well aware that when you got into TNA you busted your ass to get back into shape.  Hell, you earned our own G Hall’s respect enough for him to break his TNA iMPACT reviewing rules and stop calling you “Some Internet Guy.”  I respect you for that.

    Recently, amid rumors of drug problems, you were suspended from TNA Wrestling.  You drove your car into a tree, allegedly under the influence of drugs.  Then you were fired from TNA Wrestling.  Matt, buddy, it’s not the end of the world.  People go through things like this, and most of them aren’t as beloved by so many people as Matt Hardy.  I saw your recent video, titled “Goodbye,” on YouTube.  Matt, whether that was a joke or if it was for real, I think you need serious professional help.  Your fans, and even those who don’t really care much for Matt Hardy the entertainer, are worried about you.  Please Matt, please seek help before it’s too late.

    Thank you for everything,
    -ThinkSoJoE

  2. iMPACT 05/05/11: RIP His Pal?

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    The build to TNA Sacrifice continues… or so I’m told. I’m not sure how many people order the PPV’s, after all. Nonetheless, this is the first taped episode since we saw Obama use Hogan’s Real American theme song on Saturday’s event, and the declaration that Osama is dead. Theoretically, TNA iMPACT has lots of news worthy stuff they can use to stroke Hogan’s ego. I hear they are also no longer called TNA either…. or so they say… let’s find out, shall we?
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  4. iMPACT 04/07/11

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    Wow, it’s Thursday already… And like a ritual of shame, pain and self-abuse, I will be reviewing the outlandish lack of action that is Total Nonstop Apologies. This week I hear that they installed a convex glass dome over the entire ring (now with 3 sides), and sealed 7 men inside in what had been dubbed a Suffocation match! Each wrestler will try to stay alive the longest until all participants are dead… THERE WILL BE NO WINNER!

    The sad thing is, that would probably be the longest match on iMPACT in months. Let’s see what “really” happened.

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  5. iMPACT 03/17/11: St. PatMan’s Day

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    Coming hot off the heels as possibly the worst PPV of all time, TNA has some problems to deal with. First, Jeff Hardy screwed up again, showing up likely high as a kite and Sting refused to work with him. Second, they gave us a non-finish for the number one contender’s match between Mr. Anderson and RVD. Third, Some Internet Guy had possibly the best match on the card with AJ Styles. What in the hell?
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  6. iMPACT: 03/03/11. This Episode is Going Make My Brain Hemorrhage.

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    They’ve been hyping this particular episode for a while… there will be a wedding, the result of the ongoing legal issues surrounding ownership of TNA, Angelina from the Jersey Shore, Velvet Sky’s career is on the line… and something else… what was that thing they did last week again… signed the Undertaker? Hmm… no that’s not it…
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  8. iMPACT 02/17/11: Nut-shots for everyone!

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    It’s been an intense week in the world of wrestling. It seems pretty unlikely that TNA will be able to come close to topping The Rock’s return to the WWE, but they are coming off the heels of the Turning Point PPV that aired on Sunday. It was an interesting show (I think that’s a nice way to put it), that ended with the enigma Jeff Hardy recapturing his ugly Championship Title from Mr. Anderson… and the wait for March 3rd will likely continue to simmer… ok, enough of this introductory paragraph, let’s just get to the suffering, alright?
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  9. iMPACT: 02/10/11

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    Are you ready for some TNA insanity? Lord knows I’m not, but I never am. Recently we saw a long built storyline around reviving the Main Event Mafia shattered by the WWE resigning both Booker T and Kevin Nash… as a result the second coming of “they” was swerved to be Fortune, plus Scott Steiner, Crimson and Kurt Angle. It’s a good thing they employ Vince Russo, eh? Alright, onto the suffering folks!
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