Tag Archive: Jerk

  1. Smackdown 12/18/12: Live, Commercial Free, Not in Canada. Dicks.

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    So the WWE thought it would be funny to make me work on a Tuesday. Bastards. Ha ha ha. You happy now, Vince? Jerk. Anyways, the last time we did this Halo 4 came out and a new president was elected. Something tells me that won’t happen tonight. But what did happen TODAY was that I made an appearance on Rational Wrestling Review representing the BWF. We spoke about the awesome TLC PPV last Sunday and the Slammy themed RAW last night. Let’s see what the hell happens on Smackdown tonight. Thank you Sky TV for being streamed illegally for my viewing pleasure.


    So that’s where Christian has been. Drinking beer in the woods. Now I get it.

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  2. “CM Punk Is Not Impressed”

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    What’s going on Wonderpod Online Dot Com Bored Wrestling Fan readers (I love both sites)? Well, that Punk, CM, is at it again. He’s entering into another one of those memes just like the one I brought to you a while back with his “Punking” antics, with the article entitled: “Punking” is naturally better than “Planking” And this one… well, this is one of photo-bombing and the like. You might just get a kick out of it, and if you are not… well… CM Punk is not impressed. And it all started here:

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    Let’s get to it, folks!

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  3. SmackDown! (02/25/11): Dolph Withdrawal

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    Last week, the WWE celebrated its 600th episode of SmackDown!, and it was quite the eventful night – Teddy Long returned, rehired Edge, and then promptly fired Dolph Ziggler after the Rated R Superstar recaptured his World Heavyweight Championship.

    Tonight, how will Vickie (and myself, for that matter!) deal with the loss of Dolph Ziggler? What repercussions will she face for her role in recent events? Let’s find out!

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  4. WWE Superstars Review

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    Its the first WWE Superstars after Summerslam.  Let’s go.

    Match 1:  The All-American American Jack Swagger vs Mr Cartwheel…Primo

    Get down on your knees!  I’m a big fan of Jack Swagger…Jerk of the Month in WWE Magazine or not.  The All-American American gets the win with his Gut Wrench Powerbomb.  After the match, he gets on the mic and says we are looking at the only Superstar born to be the US champ.  Watch out Kofi!

    Ask the Divas segment….”How do I know if a girl likes me?”

    We see Gregory Helms enter the boiler room and out comes The Hurricane!

    Match 2:  The Hurricane vs Paul Burchill w/ Katie Lea

    Stand back!  There’s a Hurricane coming through.  Katie Lea needs to stop wearing her make-up like that.  She looks horrendous.  Paul Burchill has gotten fat.  The Ripper gets the win with the interference from his sister.

    Main Event Triple Threat:  Dolph Ziggler vs Finlay vs Mike Knox

    Winner of this match faces Rey Mysterio at Breaking Point for the Intercontinental title.  Dolph says Mysterio’s win at Summerslam was a fluke.  Mike Knox is severely under-utilized.  That guy is a big sumuma-gun.  He attempts to hit Finlay with the sheleleigh (spell check), but misses and Finlay hits the Celtic Cross.  Finlay for the pin, but Dolph throws him off and gets the pin for himself. 

    This show was better than the recent ones have been.  At least they made sense this week.  Check me out again next week and see if Superstars can remain sensable.