Tag Archive: Molly Holly

  1. Why? First Rayne now Sky! Why have the TBP taken over Impact?

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    I would have included this in my rant yesterday but I thought it would be distracting since it deals with another topic. My disappointment with the Knockout Division has caused me to latch onto the fan fiction booking bandwagon with TKO by FK9, that is how bad its become. Within the last year we have been subjected to first Madison Rayne, who for some reason was the longest reigning knockout title holder, hence her last name Rayne, I guess. I thought it stood for “raining down mediocrity for fan consumption”.

    Well before I go off on a tangent I first have to remind folks how during her title run leading to the hand off to Mickie James, they (booking team) attempted to amp up her heel heat by having her defeat former Knockouts like Roxxi, ODB and Alissa Flash  by the way was very painful  to watch . Now iMPACT is going back to the well with Jackie Moore and (glutton for punishment (paycheck) ODB.

    These past few weeks have watched the veteran Jackie Moore be taken to school by former wet dream turned “runt of the litter”. Why? For someone who  once had an illustrious career taking on the likes of Trish Stratus, Gail Kim,Victoria (now Tara),Lita, Molly Holly and Ivory been reduced to jobbing to a glamorized valet? She must really be in dire straights to take a paycheck from a company that now expects her to put over “limited sky”, and her now face turn since her former more talented partner is now a talking Zombie with lesbian ambition. I understand that the wrestling business is all about the money and never leaving the spot light if one can help it but how much did it cost iMPACT wrestling to buy Jackie’s self respect? $400? $600? maybe (doubtful) $800 an appearance? How much does self respect go for now a days?

    I guess we will never know. But then that leads to the inclusion of ODB, and her return yet again to take an ass whooping for pay. I guess someone has to pay the rent at her brother’s place. Earlier last year when she left the company with her rant talent usage and the influx of ideas from the Hogan regime I so thought we would never see her again in the company, maybe Vince’s company or even ROH but never iMPACT. And then 2011 happened and we watched three entertaining dedicated women come in to job to -Mundane Rayne- with Alissa Flash getting the worst of it since there was no actual wrestling but an attack from behind which lead to a minute match, watching Melissa Anderson walk away during the ensuing chaos with a look of irritation on her face was the final nail in the coffin of the former regimes Knockouts lead by Dutch Mantel and co.

    I guess what they say about wrestling is true it filled with egotists, ass kissers and genuine talent that due to not playing ball, get sent home. What really works my nerves is that what we have in front of us are what iMPACT wrestling has planned for us for the foreseeable future. Which could mean pretty soon we will have all the “talent” wrestling on Xplosion similar to the the talented divas on WWE Superstars. No going out with a bang but with a whimper that will barely register.

    Well not to be a spoil sport, I want to congratulate Rayne, Sky, Tessmacher for being in the right place and right positions to keep the jobs they have and helping decimate a once landmark division which promoted diversity, talent and showmanship that will never come back. Also a special mention to Hogan,Bischoff, Russo and Dixie you made us care then you took it all away in under a year, to leave a disappointed fan boy with no desire to watch a full episode of iMPACT; without shedding a tear for what could of been.

  2. Discount Bin Review: Wrestlemania 25 (DVD)

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    Our Celebration of Professional Wrestling continues!

    I always enjoy watching wrestling with a good, chatty crowd.  When I saw this Wrestlemania, the running commentary was pretty enjoyable. The show was a little less so; with the exception of a few matches the show felt a little “meh” – nothing downright terrible,  just not terribly exciting. Won’t go into a lot of detail on each match, just some thoughts on each.

    The following comes to us courtesy of Jonkind from Wonderpod-Online.com

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  3. Even more ‘Mania thoughts and predictions

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    Wait, this isnt Wednesday. What am I doing here? I’ve already posted for the week. Well, it seems that Joe didnt like my (No Wrestlemania column during WrestleMania week column), so I am here to tell you who is winning at Wrestlemania. That’s right, no predictions. I’m telling you, who will win. Let’s begin.

    Intercontinental Championship

    John Bradshaw Layfield (c) vs Rey Mysterio

    The head says JBL wins, and with Tazz not renewing his contract, he retires again and joins JR on commentary.

    The heart agrees.

    the Annual Money In The Bank Ladder Match

    CM Punk vs Kane vs Mark Henry vs Finlay vs MVP vs Shelton Benjamin vs Kofi Kingston vs Christian

    Everyone seems to think, that this will be the first year that the winner of the MITB, will not win the title, when they do cash in the case. However, i’m going to use some logistics. Edge won the first MITB, was a heel, and won sneakily. RVD was next, was a facee, and he won at ECW One Night Stand, after challenging John Cena. CM Punk was last year’s winner, was also face, and beat Edge, sneakily.

    According to the past, two faces and one heel have won. According to the current champions, two heels and one face are champions. The Champions might change, but the MITB winner is the biggest tweener in the history.  The head says Kane, the heart says Kane. Kane challenges for the World Heavyweight Championship, and loses.

    A 25 woman’s Diva Battle Royal including Melina, Maryse, Mickie James, Gail Kim, Michelle McCool, Nikki Bella, Brie Bella, Alicia Fox, Kelly Kelly, Maria, Eve Torres, Katie Lea Burchill, Beth Phoenix, Layla El, Rosa Mendes, Candice Michelle, Natalya, Jillian Hall, Tiffany, Tammy “Sunny” Sytch, Victoria, Molly Holly, Jackie Gayda-Hass, Mae Young and one more unannounced to crown Miss Wrestlemania.

    The head and heart agree again. Whomever the unannounced Diva is.

    Extreme Rules match

    Jeff Hardy vs Matt Hardy

    The head says Jeff. The heart doesnt care, but reluctantly says Matt.

    WWE Tag Team Championship and World Tag Team Championship

    Carlito and Primo (c) vs John Morrison and the Miz (c)

    Again, it looks straight-forward. The head and the heart say with the second best Tag Team in wrestling today. John Morrison and the Miz.

    3-on-1 Handicap Match

    Chris Jericho vs Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka, Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat and ‘Rowdy’ Roddy Piper w/ ‘Nature Boy’ Ric Flair

    The heart says Jericho. It does. However, the head says the Legends.

    World Heavyweight Championship

    for the love of Vickie Guerrero

    Edge (c) vs John Cena vs Big Show

    The stipulation of the love of Vickie Guerrero, makes the head choose Edge. However, the heart wants a new champion, the Big Show.

    WWE Championship

    Triple H (c) vs Randy Orton

    The heart has three certain choices every year. Triple H is one of them, so the heart says Triple H. However, the head thinks this way. Why push Randy Orton up to be the big heel on campus, and not have him win the title? The head says Randy Orton.

    Which leaves us just one match ….

    Shawn Michaels vs the Undertaker

    Mr. Wrestlemania versus the Streak. Undertaker is 16-0 at Wrestlemania, but never before, has he faced the man, whom always seems to steal the show, when it comes to Wrestlemania. How I said earlier, that the heart has three choices, and that Triple H was one? HBK and the Undertaker, are the other two, so the heart is undecided. The head however, doesn’t see the streak breaking, so the head chooses the Undertaker. The heart is torn between two, but thinks the streak could be broken. The heart chooses Shawn Michaels.

    Let’s recap just what the heart and the head have chosen.

    Head: JBL, Kane, the 25th Diva, Jeff, Miz/Morrison, Legends, Edge, Orton, Undertaker

    Heart: JBL, Kane, the 25th Diva, Matt, Miz/Morrison, Jericho, Show, Trips, HBK


  4. A quick Cyber Sunday observation

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    This whole Diva costume contest got me thinking.

    Michelle McCool is an army sergeant -Tylene Buck (WCW’s Major Gunns) wants her gimmick back.

    Katie Lea is a vampire – Shelly Martinez wants her gimmick back.

    Lena is a Ninja – Savio Vega wants the Kwang gimmick back.

    Candice, singing badly as Marylin Monroe – Every young blonde pop diva since the glory days of Madonna want their gimmick back.

    For the record I missed the next four Divas

    Beth Phoenix is a knight – Shawn Micheals’ Survivor Series team wants their gimmick back

    Jillian is Batgirl – Molly Holly wants her super hero gimmick back.

    Maria is a bunny – Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends all want their gimmick back – not that you didn’t pose for that particular publication.

    Kelly is a sailor – Popeye wants his gimmick back.

    Tiffany is a nun – The Headbangers want their old gimmick back.

    Brie Bella is cleopatra – WrestleMania IX wants it’s gimmick back.

    Natalya is a cop – Ray Traylor wants his gimmick back.

    Eve is a Ninja Turtle – My 3rd grade self wants it’s gimmick back.

    Maryse is a maid – Rosie from The Jetsons wants her gimmick back.

    Layla is Princess Leia – Lois Griffin wants her gimmick back.

    Victoria is a banana; complete with “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” – Brian Griffin wants his gimmick back

    Mickie James is Lara Croft – Angelina Jolie wants her gimmick back.

    And the WWE Universe has voted (excluding myself, I could care less) – the best gimmick infringement is…  Mickie James as Lara Croft