“Impact Impressions” 9/2/10
Leave a CommentA go-home show for a pay-per-view should never be as painful to watch as this was. (more…)
A go-home show for a pay-per-view should never be as painful to watch as this was. (more…)
Weclome to the War for another week, were we dwelve into the happenings of the week that was.
For those who watched Monday Night Raw this week, I’m sorry you had to sit through that. For those who didn’t, well it’s a good thing you did.
Jeremy Piven was guest host this week, andwas entertaining at times. Whereas his co-host, Dr. Ken, was not. He was just, awful. The highlight of RAW was Chris Jericho, during the match between Kofi Kingston, and Jericho Tag Team partner, the Big Show. Jericho’s commentary provided the lone highlight for this viewer, in an otherwise dull show. I might just have to start boycotting WWE programming.
However, also on that same broadcast, John Cena defeated the Miz. That may not seem a shock, however, the stipulations for the match, were plentiful. Because the Miz lost, he is banned from the SummerSlam, the Staples Center and Monday Night Raw. That means, the former reality show star does not offically have a show yet, according to these stipulations. Let’s just hope that he isnt in TNA in four months.
Jeff Hardy should not be World Champion.
Does Legacy really mean that much to the company, if they have to do the J.O.B to the returning D-Generation X at SummerSlam?
TNA are having a clearout. No, you can’t buy t-shirts at half price. You can buy, genuine supporters of Jeff Jarrett. That’s right! Dutch Mantel, and Savio Vega have been given the boot, and they can be yours to own for only $49.95. Not even Billy Mays could get you a better deal. Act now, and Dixie Carter may throw in the added bonus of one Vince Russo. Might I also suggest buying TNA stock. That’s if, TNA actually have a stock option.
Did anyone else notice Kaz during the recap of Comic-Con ’09 on iMPACT last week? That would mean that Kaz, Daniels and Suicide, were in the same place at the same time. That means … who the hell is Suicide? (NOTE: Suicide is Nicole Bass)
Who has dodgier facial hair? Carlito, Primo or Kurt Angle?
Time to step outside the realms of the wrestling world for a moment here.
Watch Code Monkeys on G4! and buy the DVD! You will be entertained. I promise.
Has anyone ever had their Tom Selleck BlackJacked?
It seems that Vanessa Hudgens is at it again. You’d have thought that after the first time she posed nude for her phone, that she wouldnt do it again. Well, she did it again. This just shows you what exactly High School Musical brings to the world. Underage Porn.
Short and sweet. Just the way I can be bothered writing it. I shall go back to Guitar Hero.
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Greetings, fellow Bored Wrestling Fans! I’m happy to announce that as of yesterday, March 16, we’ve launched our second professional wrestling related site, Vince Russo Watches His Beard Grow. The name was inspired by a throwaway joke in the March 6th “induction” at WrestleCrap.com, and the site aims to offer a unique brand of sports entertainment satire. The site will feature articles from writer Sabufan, as well as appearances by the usual BoredWrestlingFan.com cast.
UPDATE: The first article from Sabufan is now live! Click here to go directly to the article!
Speaking of the BoredWrestlingFan.com cast, you may have noticed that yesterday’s RAW review was written by a mysterious new writer going by the name “Paint Fingers.” Paint Fingers is an artist from Buffalo, NY who has been a wrestling fan for most of her life. She also happens to by my girlfriend. So why the name “Paint Fingers?” She was painting just before I signed her up to write, and her hands were covered in paint, so that was the name she picked. Hope you guys enjoyed her review of the show!
We may be adding a new weekly article to our regular rotation, but I will have more on that when I confirm the details.
On a final note, our friend RD Lee has asked that we help bring the classic arcade game WWF WrestleFest to the Xbox Live Arcade. How can we do that, you ask? Simple – sign the petition over at BringBackWrestleFest.com!
According to a recent report on prowrestling.net, Kurt Angle says that he would go back to WWE right now if he could. His TNA contract expires next fall, and the Olympic gold medalist is said to be “unhappy with the creative direction of the company” and “does not have much faith in Jeff Jarrett’s lead.” The quote that provoked the strongest reaction, for me, at least, was that “He’s been vocal regarding his frustrations with creative both publicly and during conversations with Dixie Carter, and feelings of observers is that this is all leading toward a power struggle between Angle and Jarrett.”