Welcome to the War for another week.

We start proceedings with the happenings of the WWE’s latest Pay-Per-View extravaganza, Breaking Point. The event was held in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, the home of the infamous screwjob at the 1997 Survivor Series, and this same event, included it’s own screwjob. CM Punk, the World Heavyweight Champion, controversially retained the title, after his opponent, the Undertaker had his win taken off him, due to an ‘illegal submission hold’. Smackdown! General Manager, Teddy Long, used an old rule implemented by Vickie Guerrero, and banned Undertaker’s Devil’s Triangle. The same move used to make CM Punk submit at Breaking Point. Using this technicality so to speak, means it gives Punk a chance to beat the Undertaker in a submission match, and it builds onto the next PPV, Hell In A Cell.

Jeff Hardy was arrested for drug possession. No wonder he wanted to leave the WWE.

Linda McMahon has resigned from the WWE, to concentrate on running to become a Senator in her home state of Conneticut. Good for her. I hope things work out well for her.

Random Clip of the Week: Sonic the Hedgehog’s lessons: #256 Masturbation

Onto TNA news, and TNA have announced the firings of BG James, and Jim Cornette. This is a bad move. Cornette is a mastermind when it comes to wrestling, and with BG James gone, this allows him to come back and be the third member in D-Generation X, which is just what we need.

No Surrender is this weekend, and Kurt Angle defends the TNA Heavyweight Championship against Matt Morgan, Sting and AJ Styles. My predictions will come later in the week, and I suggest that the rest of the BWF staff follow suit.

Song of the Week: From the album ‘Hulk Rules’ by the Wrestling Boot Travelling Band, it’s Track 4 from that album. I strangely enjoy this song.

Onto other news of the week.

South African athlete Caster Semenya, has been revealed to have both male and female sexual organs, making her a hermaphrodite. South African officals are unsure as to whether he/she is allowed to keep her 800m World Championships Gold Medal.

Kanye West has taken over John Edward as the biggest douche in the universe, after his stunt at the VMAs this past week.

I thought Jay Leno left the Tonight Show? Explain to me how his new show is different, except for the timeslot.

Both of my Yahoo Fantasy! NFL teams won this week. Cheer the mighty D-Crippilation X to victory!

Patrick Swayze passed away at age 57, after his 20 month battle with pancreatic cancer. Some people say he was a sex symbol at his age before his death. I say he was in Roadhouse, and cleaned house with Terry Funk. RIP.

Osama Bin Laden has a crush on Whitney Houston. According to one of his ‘sex slaves’, Osama would talk about Whitney all the time. Whitney responded in this manner. Then Tyra had to have her say. Finally, Danny Noriega had this to say.

That’s all for this week. Tune into BWF programming later in the week.


  1. I just figured something out… "D-Crippilation X" eh?

    Ha ha you and I have been competing for some time now with Zah in the Yahoo! hockey pools. "Gee" as in "G's Job Squad." Are you guys doing one for this upcoming NHL season?

  2. So BG James was fired? Was there a no-compete clause in his contract? If one was there, does it still apply? Do we page The One now, and does Joanie get a call from her old flame Paulie?

    So tonight, I'm gonna party like it's 1999 (Yow!)

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