Here we go.

Match 1:  The Bella Twins vs Jillian Hall and Katie Lea

Brie Bella has a tattoo and Nikki doesn’t.  That’s all that matters in this match.  The Bellas get the win.

Match 2: Chavo Guerrero vs Primo vs Chris Masters w/ Eve

The winner of this triple threat match gets a spot in the Royal Rumble.  I like Chris Masters.  I think the guy can get the job done.  All he needs is a chance.  This is a pretty fast paced match, as it always is with Primo.  Maybe Chavo and Primo should form a tag team.  That would be pretty entertaining.  Masters gets the win with the Masterlock on Chavo to get his spot in the Rumble.  I would love it if Masters would win the Rumble…that would be sPECKtacular!  See what I did there???

Chris Jericho makes his way to the ring to cut a promo in his dapper suit.  He then proceeds to call every superstar in the WWE a liar for claiming they will win the Royal Rumble because he guaruntees a victory.  R-Truth interupts with a WUSSUP?! in Jericho’s face.  He says he will win the Rumble and beats Jericho down.

Main Event:  Matt Hardy w/ Great Khali and Ranjin Singh vs David Hart Smith w/ the Hart Dynasty

This is the perfect place for Fatt Lardy to main event.  He just doesn’t do anything for me.  I apologize to the people who like him, but he sucks now.  David Hart Smith has grown on me, however.  He still needs to tone that belly he has, but he is good.  Smith wins with a Big Boot after the ref is distracted and Tyson Kidd hangs Matt’s arm on the top rope.  Khali then comes in to clean house including Matt Hardy.  I guess he thinks he’s gonna win the Rumble too.

That’s it for Superstars this week.  Remember Smackdown is tomorrow night and the Royal Rumble is Sunday.

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