“Impact” Impressions 1/29/09
6 CommentsIn theatre, there’s a concept called “actorbation.” It’s not in any dictionary, it’s just a term that we use.
In theatre, there’s a concept called “actorbation.” It’s not in any dictionary, it’s just a term that we use.
In the words of my esteemed colleague, _________________X___________________ !!!
I try. I try so very hard.
Sorry for two very late reviews in a row, peoples. Rough week in the world of hour-long one-way commutes and junior high-land. In any case, “Genesis” wasn’t really the steaming pile of excrement that so many people claim it was, particularly in light of all the walking wounded and missing due to injury that the […]
Yes, it’s late. Don’t pretend you’re disappointed. Find a line and cross it, peoples! Match #1: Alex Shelley defeats Eric Young: Be still, my heart! We actually open with a match, and a match that was the best of the night on paper, at that! This means it’s Alex Shelley versus Chris Sabin for the […]
(or “Ten Things I Don’t Want to Hate About You”) Rather than review the “Best of” show that aired on Spike TV, your Empress of “Impact” has decided to begin 2009 with a wish list for TNA. Many people have commented that this new year has to be better for TNA because it couldn’t possibly […]
(Bonus points to anyone who knows where the title came from.) Wrestling fans can’t whine and moan about the lack of respect shown to the industry by the rest of the world when some amongst them don’t respect it either. To quote Christopher Titus, that’s right, I said it, who wants some??? Wrestling fans not […]
Happy Christokwanzaakkah, everyone! Hopefully your plates were full, your stockings stuffed, and your wishes granted. To balance out all that holiday cheer, I invite you to embark with me upon the exercise in masochism that is reviewing “Impact.” No one wishes it were otherwise more than I, but the self-delusion only goes so far. Hoist […]
Yes, it has a name now. It’s that time of the week, so find the nearest line and cross it! Woo hoo! We open with a wrestling match! Yaay! Oh. It’s Lance Rock versus Rhino. Less yaay.
Let’s cross the line, people! Tonight’s “Impact” opens with a video package recap of the “Final Resolution” pay-per-view. The Main Event Mafia makes their grand entrance, and they have something to say! Angle informs us all that things went down exactly as the MEM had planned. His working for TNA was great, he continues, until […]