Once again, getting a copy of RAW proved sort of difficult this week. Luckily, I knew the alternate place to look this week, but it was still a process. So now it’s 1AM and I’m reviewing RAW. So, let’s go.
I watch 30 minutes of RAW, which is equivalent of how much of SmackDown ISN’T RAW recaps, then leave for work. Then I watch and review the rest, half-assedly because Jorge isn’t on facebook. You want my RAW reviews to get better, don’t you? Then go like Jorge!
You would have thought that the WWE would have promoted the fact that the Rock was appearing on Smackdown tonight. Nope. They kind of forgot to do that. Yet they spoil other outcomes on the same program on their website. Weird. I mean it’s Smackdown, it’s not like we’re getting a surprise return or anything either… right? Something about hopping time.
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Why am I reviewing this infomercial? I don’t know. Why is Goliath (voice actor Keith David) from Disney’s animated show Gargoyles narrating it? You’ve got me. How did I travel into the future to watch this? I didn’t. It got leaked.
I’m seriously considering buying this one…
Spoilers ahead, sort of.
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As the title suggests, this is a look-back at wrestling past, and the era in which all of us here grew up with somewhere along the line. In tonight’s episode, we look back at 19th May 1997 edition of WWF RAW IS WAR from Mobile, Alabama, as we start.. Getting Down With The Classics
Hey hey! Turns out Alykat couldn’t make it tonight, and ThinkSoJoE has had a fun, but long week getting married and whatnot. And it turns out that I was at the right place at the right time to put up a RAW review for you fine people. I have to note in advance, I wasn’t planning on doing this and prepared to go live. Good thing the WWE was not either, as our opening segment was kind of screwed up. At the end of the article, I’ll post the latest Power Poll results which I’ve neglected due to Savage’s passing just making me sad.
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Hey everybody. Welcome to another catch-phrase filled review of WWE Superstars. Ain’t no stoppin’ me now….
Match number 1: the World’s Greatest Tag Team against the team that “spits in the face of people who don’t want to be cool,” Primo and Carlito.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,yo,…..yo,….yo,….yo,….YO! During the match, Cryme Time makes an appearence to distract the WGTT. Carlito hits a springboard flip into a backstabber. The San Juan Southpaw gets the win for the Colons. Now that’s cool. This was a good tag match. It looks like WWE is seemingly rebuilding the tag division. This match gets a 8 out of 10
Match number 2: The two time, two time All-American American Jack Thwagger against Finlay
On his way to the ring, Swagger does his monkey walk. I find it really weird. His name may be Finlay and he may love to fight, but he got dominated in this one. Swagger gets the win with his gutwrench powerbomb. This short match gets a 5 out of 10. It didn’t present enough for anything more.
The main event: The Champ is (not) here for this one. John Cena against The Million Dollar Man……errrrrr…..I mean the Million Dollar Man’s son, Ted DiBiase. Oh well….Everybody’s got a price and everybody’s gonna pay!
Word Life against the Priceless one. This is definitely a future main event fued. John Cena gets the win in this match with the STFU. This match was decent for a Cena match. The guy has gotten better and is no longer torture to watch in the ring. This match gets a 7 out of 10.
The show was ok. The show was definitely not The Miz, so it was not awesome. I am however, because that’s how I roll! Peace out PEEPS!!!