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  1. Smackdown: 08/05/11. Very Good Episode… sorta.


    Well first off, before we get down to the wrestling… unless you’ve missed it… there are five wrestlers who you will not see on Smackdown tonight (or any other WWE broadcasting) as they’ve been future endeavored. These would be Melina Perez, Gail Kim, Vladimir Kozlov, Chris Masters, and Harry “DH” Smith. Of the lot, I wouldn’t be shocked to see at least on of these people show up in TNA at some point.

    Let’s get onto Smackdown then, shall we? Looks like we’ve got seven matches on the slate, which is fine by me.


  2. SmackDown 10/22/10


    It’s the go home show before Bragging Rights – Does SmackDown Know the Enemy?  Indeed, it’s RAW, and tonight the Monday Night superstars invade the Blue Brand!  It’s Randy Orton vs. Kane in our Main Event tonight, and the two teams for Bragging Rights kick things off in the ring as Teddy Long presides over them.


  3. RAW 8.9.10

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    I didn’t post this last night because I really wasn’t that excited about RAW.  Anyway, I won’t be posting on next week until Tuesday, maybe Wednesday.  I’m not going to be watching RAW.  I’m joining my mother and grandmother to go see a show.  I’m excited.  Anyway, here’s the review!

    The Main Event is Cena & Bret Hart vs Jericho & Edge with Nexus as Lumerjacks!

    Bret Hart comes out in a Batman shirt and says that he’s upset that Jericho and Edge left and talks about Team WWE.  He asks Jericho and Edge to join him in the ring, and says that if Nexus wins at SummerSlam, then everyone loses.  Jericho makes his way to the ring, and Bret asks him to rejoin Team WWE, because this is Jericho’s time to make things right.  Jericho still refuses, and tells Bret that Bret’s worried about losing tonight, and is frightened. Once again, Bret is screwed.  Chris doesn’t want to team with either Cena or Bret, he just wants to dismantle Bret.

    You think you know me…

    Edge comes out and asks Jericho what’s wrong with him, they grew up idolizing him.  Edge says he’s in, goes to attack Hart, Hart goes for Sharpshooter, Jericho pokes him in the eye.  Jericho and Edge make their way out of the ring, and Natalya joins Bret in the ring.  Nexus is backstage beating up Tyson and David Hart Smith.  Wade says it’s not Bret’s day.  Bret and Nat leave the rign and run backstage.


    @KeepItFiveStar “That’s what you get for not being a Hart, Tyson!” – Nexus

    @dasharpshooters Michael Keaton looks like shit. #wwe #raw #bwf

    @Niki_Sushi I want Bret to say ‘nut up or shut up’ so Chris can shove the mic in his mouth. #BWF

    Medics are backstage with Hart Dynasty, Bret says he’s going to take things under his own hands. Cena stops him and tells him to stay with his family.


    United States Champion and Mister Money in the Bank The Miz vs Evan Bourne
    Miz wins with a Skull Crushing Finale, but Evan had some great offense going, and a pretty sweet looking hurricanrana.
    United States Champion The Miz wins via pinfall!

    Miz gets mic and says he doesn’t care who has the WWE Championship after SummerSlam, when he’s ready to cash in, he will be the WWE Champion, because he’s the Miz and he’s AWESOME.  Backstage, Cena is talking to Khali backstage.


    @kickoutblog Yeah, The Miz just murdered Evan Bourne.

    @_MFS_ Bourne does shit like that and yet they still make him job… #WWE #RAW #BWF

    @JCenadotcom Cole talking about The Miz requires me to mute the channel…

    <VIDEO PACKAGE: Melina’s return.>

    Melina vs. Diva’s Champion Alicia Fox
    Not a horrible match, but I wasn’t all that impressed.
    Melina wins via pinfall.

    Khali is backstage with Josh and says that Ranjin Singh’s not here.  Josh asks is Khali with WWE or Nexus?  Khali says WWE, then jacks the mic and grumbles and mumbles a lot.  He then challenges Wade Barrett to a match, said Josh… thankfully


    @RAWMysteryGM I know what Khali said and he will be punished accordingly for that outburst #WWE #bwf

    @ KeepItFiveStar So The Great Khali vs. Glade Berry…?

    @ _MFS_ what the fuck was that move supposed to be Alicia cause it looked like absolute shit #WWE #RAW #BWF

    @redsandman99 I’m hoping that since Melina won tonight, Alicia wins at Summerslam. I love Melina but there should be proper feud for the title.

    @dasharpshooters Dammit Khali you have been in this company for like 4 years and you cant speak english? #wwe #raw #BWF

    As a result of Melina’s victory, Alicia will defend against Melina at SummerSlam.

    Later tonight, Eve & Gail v Bellas v Maryse and Jillain in some bathing suit match thing, and Sheamus has called out Orton.

    Chris Jericho and Edge are backstage complaining about Bret.  They say if Nexus loses, it’s because they’re not on Team WWE, and they may have bitten off more than they can chew.   Edge says they’ll survive whatever Nexus does, and Jericho says they’re architects and they make things happen.  If they take out Cena and Hart, there’s no SummerSlam match, and they’re in the clear.

    JoMo and R-Truth talking backstage.  They say they got each other’s backs, but they need to find a replacement.

    Mark Henry comes up and hears them say they need replacements, they just need him instead of two replacements, and to consider this match his audition.  Nexus is watching on a big TV, and Wade nods to them. Everyone but Barrett leaves Nexus locker room.


    @YourBoyDrew Tweets are being swallowed, it’s like the Bella Twins, are operating twitter for me

    @iwcmvp WWEShop.com has an interesting new item. For $35 Michael Tarver will come to your house and make you crap your pants in fear #WWE #RAW #BWF

    Ted DiBiase with Maryse vs. Mark Henry

    Henry’s attacked by Nexus before anything can happen.

    Sheamus makes his way to the ring.


    @KeepItFiveStar Every week, we should place bets to see how long Mark Henry lasts before he gets his ass beat

    @JCenadotcom Henry failed the audition then…

    @Niki_Sushi Nexus is doin’ drive-by’s now!

    @Bruce412 RIP Mark Henry #TeamNexus #WWE #bwf

    @dasharpshooters Wait a minute there was a guy walking next to Maryse? I didnt notice. #wwe #Raw #bwf

    <VIDEO PACKAGE: Randy Orton def. United States Champion The Miz>

    It’s a shame that they lost their heads…

    Sheamus to the ring. Mark Henry’s still trying to make it up the ramp, that fatass.  Anyway, Sheamus says Randy is talking out his arse, and shows a video package of how he’s not afraid of Randy Orton.

    <VIDEO PACKAGE: Sheamus’ destruction>

    Who thinks he’s afraid of Orton? Everyone.  Sheamus says he’s afraid of no one (except Nexus… <.<; ) and that he wants to call out Orton.  Randy comes out and interrupts him. Orton has something to say first – Sheamus didn’t get in the ring because he was afraid last week.  Sheamus blew an opportunity last week, and he’ll do the same at SummerSlam. Sheamus can do whatever he wants, but fact is Sheamus has never beaten Orton. Orton says he’s not Triple H or Cena. Sheamus says he’s not the WWE Champion either, and he won’t be after SummerSlam, and when he beats Orton, Orton will go back to the end of the line, and Orton’ll never get another title chance.  Orton says he will beat Sheamus because Sheamus has never beaten Orton, but if Sheamus wants to redeem himself for not attacking last week, Orton says do something about it.

    Sheamus, your title matches in the past have been marred with outside interference. Therefore, if anyone interferes in the WWE Champ match at SummerSlam, they will be suspended indefinitely. Furthermore, I agree with Sheamus.  If Randy loses at SummerSlam, there will be no rematch, and he will go back to the end of the line. However, I also agree with Orton. If Sheamus is not scared, then I encourage him to do something about it, right now.

    Sheamus goes to walk away, goes to attack Orton, stops, then walks away. Orton attacks instead, Sheamus runs the title into Orton’s face. Sheamus goes for boot, Orton dodges, and delivers a backbreaker to Sheamus. Sheamus is down, Randy backs up, then goes for a punt, but stops short.  Sheamus is freaked. Orton rolls out and picks up the Championship


    @iwcmvp “What the hell, why is that jar of Mayo doing with the WWE title?, MMMMMMM Mayo” – Mark Henry #WWE #BWF

    @dasharpshooters Mystery GM should get 2 minutes in the penalty box for instigating. #wwe #raw #bwf

    @TheViperRKO951 I think Sheamus just craped himself #RAW

    @SinisterAsh What will happen if the GM gets a virus?

    @Niki_Sushi One day, the lights will blink and the power won’t come back on.



    Sheamus is still outside the ring, very pissed off.  The Season Two NXT Rookies are in action, and I don’t care.

    Three NXT Rookies vs Three NXT Rookies
    Uh… The fat one won. O.o  Husky Harris.
    NXT Rookies win via squishing pinfall.

    Sheamus attacks Rookies afterward, hitting the High Cross on Kaval. He then takes a mic and says that it was a message to the GM and Orton, and he promises to still be the WWE Champion next week.

    Truth and Morrison make their way to the ring


    @kickoutblog Hey you know when this would be a good idea? Tomorrow night on NXT, but I guess we have kegs to carry and fat people to kiss then.

    @kickoutblog Sheamus just did to NXT what I wish I could do to whoever is booking this show

    @bojeeB Kool Aid man has died, Miracle Whip has lost his cool….

    R-Truth and John Morrison vs. William Regal and Zack Ryder
    I don’t know what happened… I was tweeting.
    R-Truth and John Morrison win via pinfall.


    @wnwdotcom: Big win? They squashed two of the most irrelevant workers on the Raw roster!

    @ThingsColeSays Since they couldn’t get Will Ferrall, the Bellas walk to the ring with their giant dildos. They will get off one way or another!

    @KeepItFiveStar The fans don’t like you R-Truth. They like rap beats and being asked questions.

    @iwcmvp Was I the only one who thought that red haired woman in the audience during Truth’s entrance was Heath Slater? #WWE #BWF

    @RAWMysteryGM Coming up next The Bikini Contest, featuring surprise entrant Mae Young. Get the lotion ready folks, there will be some tuggin going on #BWF

    Nikki and Brie Bella vs Eve Torres and Gail Kim vs Maryse and Jillian Hall
    Don’t know, don’t care what happened here. Point is, they were all in bathing suits, and that is the only reason that this was even on.  The entrance with the slide was dumb, and Santino and Vladimir couldn’t even save this… Okay, Santino did.  I love that guy.
    The Bellas win via crap ring work.

    Tamina corners, so to speak, Santino, and then let’s him go, but slaps his ass as he walks by.  Santion acts kind of embarrassed.

    <VIDEO PACKAGE: The Monty loses to Big Boss Man at SummerSlam>

    Khali on his way to ring, but is attacked by Nexus. Everyone saw this coming.


    @dasharpshooters Whats up with the PG swim wear? Fucking Lame #wwe #raw #bwf

    @iwcmvp Santino and Kozlov look like human bottles of ketchup and mustard #WWE #RAW #BWF

    @SinisterAsh Bella Twins winning matches make me want to punch a dry wall

    @bethsharae Does this mean Khali is out too? I’m crossing my fingers… #Raw

    @kickoutblog Weird how those two second backstage assaults are so much more devastating than an actual wrestling match. >_>

    @TKeep123 Tamina wants a big old slice of Santino pie! Sweet! Must be the Uni-brow! Beware the Cobra! #WWE #RAW #BWF

    Wade says that he was just informed that there will be no Khali vs Barrett match. Nexus will write a new chapter in the WWE after SummerSlam, and after they win at SummerSlam, the  balance of power will shift dramatically and permanently. Nexus will beat Team WWE. Skip says they’re going to break Team WWE physically and mentally. Otunga says if anyone in the locker room is considering joining Team WWE, think about what they’ve done tonight, because you’re either Nexus or you’re against us.

    Bret and Cena make their way to the ring and Miz comes up.  Miz says their team’s in trouble, and they need help.  He figures it was just a matter of time before they went looking for him, and he says he wants to hear them ask him to join their team. Bret says fine and asks if he’s in or out. Miz says he wants to hear it from both of them. Cena asks if he’s in or out, and Miz revels in Cena asking him for help before he says he’ll let them know Sunday. Cena says it’s a shame that they may need him.


    @TKeep123 Something tells me that 3/4 of the Nexus … have no idea what a Nexus is! #WWE #RAW #BWF

    @kickoutblog Eat_Souls.MichaelTarver

    @kickoutblog Michael Tarver was not given a microphone because if Sacramento heard his true voice, their heads would explode.

    @IAmJHPunk Is Bret gonna wrestle in a Batman shirt? #wwe #raw #bwf

    Next week Justin Long guest hosts RAW.

    John Cena and Bret Hart vs Chris Jericho and Edge with Nexus as Lumberjacks
    Cena tossed out, Nexus goes crazy.  Jericho tossed out, Nexus doesn’t seem to give a shit, until Jericho hits Barrett by accident, and then Edge tries to help, Bret drags Gabriel in, Barrett drags him out. Nexus takes out Edge and Jericho, Morrison and Truth join Bret and Cena, Nexus gets in the ring.  Edge and Jericho back away, then seem to debate whether or not to go back in the ring.  Finally, Jericho and Edge rejoin Team WWE.  Short brawl between Team WWE and Nexus. Nexus flees best they can, and Team WWE chases then out into the stands

    Alright.  I’m going to say it.  Overall, not a great RAW.  The best parts of RAW were the very first match, The Miz vs Evan Bourne, and then Randy Orton and Sheamus’ segment.  I admit, the main event got better at the end, building the hype up by making Jericho and Edge return, but the rest of it? Total shit.  Just sayin’.  See everyone in a week, I hope! If I can’t get to RAW before Tuesday, then it’ll be two weeks! Ciao, darlings!

  4. WWE Superstars

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    Hey, everybody! I hope you enjoyed Wrestlemania 26, but now its time for the WWE’s D show (maybe F show…I’m not sure if AM RAW beats Superstars in ratings or not.  I haven’t checked on that.)

    Match 1:  Kofi Kingston and MVP vs Zack Ryder and Carlito

    Kofi and MVP get the win after Kofi hits Carlito with the Trouble in Paradise. 

    Match 2:  William Regal vs Yoshi Tatsu

    Yoshi gets the win with a kick to the head.

    Match 3:  Hart Dynasty vs Caylon Croft and Trent Baretta (The Dudebusters)

    Tyson Kidd forces Baretta to tap out with the Sharpshooter after hitting the Hart Attack.  Hopefully this will be the build for them to become Tag Champs

    Alright, Peeps.  That’s it for this week.  It’s another random Superstars and thus another random results column.

    Peace out

  5. Random Randomness


    As the world turns, another week goes by and with it another week of wrestling and other things in this random world.  And here we are, 7 days away from the biggest event for wrestling fans worldwide and here I am with nothing to talk about.  Nah just kidding, why would I be here if I had nothing to talk about, so lets get going: (more…)

  6. SmackDown in Real-Time, 8/8/08

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    The 2008 Summer Olympics began earlier today and are going on as we speak – but nobody cares about that, it’s Friday night, it’s 8PM, it’s time for SmackDown!  You guys know the drill by now, so here we go!

    Tazz is filling in for Mick Foley

    Natalya, Maryse, and Victoria def. Maria, Michelle McCool, and Cherry via submission.

    Backstage, Bam Neely is found unconscious with a black rose on him.

    Hawkins and Ryder def. Jimmy Wang Yang and Shannon Moore by pinfall.

    MVP announces that he’ll be wrestling Jeff Hardy at SummerSlam.

    Jeff Hardy def. Shelton Benjamin via disqualification.

    The Great Khali left Triple H lying in the ring via the vice grip.

    Curt Hawkins is found unconscious with a black rose on top of him.  Apparently Ryder was found with one earlier too.

    Vladimir Kozlov def. Jesse via pinfall.

    The Brian Kendrick def. Super Crazy via pinfall.

    Edge takes out Chavo with a Con-chair-to, and tells Vickie that he’s taking her to hell with him.

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