As much as we all love the art form that is professional wrestling (And you know that you do, else why are you here, reading this article?), certain aspects of it drive us to near-psychosis, complete with the tearing out of hair, gnashing of teeth, and shouting “Turnip!” in very loud voices. Or maybe that’s […]
Greetings, fellow line-crossers!
It’s line-crossing time!
In a recent interview, TNA President Dixie Carter stated that the biggest challenge facing the business was “making new superstars.” The interview in its entirety can be read here:
In a recent interview, TNA President Dixie Carter stated that the biggest challenge facing the business was “making new superstars.” The interview in its entirety can be read here: http://www.tnawrestling.com/content/view/1575/84/
It’s line-crossing time! Your Empress of “Impact” has abbreviated the review format for this week, as the job hunt continues to take precedence over everything else. For a lovely real-time of this week’s show, check here: http://www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com/am2/publish/Impact/TNA_Impact_ala_Real-Time_Rickard062509.shtml Match #1: Brutus Magnus of the British Invasion vs. Brother Ray: This was a “New York Street […]
JB and Lauren sound completely hoarse and strained vocally. Lauren interviews Beer Money. Robert Roode talks at length in a sympathetic and reverent manner about Team 3D and their IWGP Tag Team title defense in Japan just before the TNA ppv. Beer Money bursts into hysterical laughter and talk about not caring at all that […]
It’s line-crossing time with your Empress of “Impact,” so away we go! “Welcome Back, Jeffrey.” Anyone claiming NOT to hear the theme song from “Welcome Back, Kotter” playing in his head upon seeing this title is a dirty pirate hooker. And a liar.
Dear Professional Wrestler,
Ahoy, line-crossers! Tonight’s episode is titled “Foley Fires Up Founder.” Why do I think of the skinny little speed freak bad guy from “The Crow,” who kept yelling, “Fire it up!Fire it up?” Ah, well.