Tag Archive: Beth Phoenix

  1. WWE Superstars Review

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    What up, Peeps?!  Let’s get this thing crackilackin’…

    The show starts with “The Cutting Edge” with the World Heavyweight Champ hosting the number one contender Jeff Hardy

    Edge starts off talking about their long and storied pasts and how it needs to end at Judgement Day.  He then calls Jeff a loser and tells him to crawl back into his hole.  Jeff has gotten better on the mic, but he continues to yell everything.  This ends with Hardy hitting the Twist of Fate and the Swanton Bomb.  Whatever…moving on.

    The first match of the evening is the Diva tag match with Miss Wrestlemania Santina Marella and Kelly Kelly taking on Beth Phoenix and Rosa Mendez

    Diva wrestling blows!  Santino..errr…Santina is hilarious, but Kelly Kelly sucks.  This match was funny when Santino/a was involved.  Otherwise, it was a big fat stinky turd.  Anyways, Kelly Kelly gets the pin on Rosa.  This match gets a 3 out of 10 just because of the pure comedic gold that is Santino/a.

    Woo Woo Woo.  The next match of the night is Finlay and Zack Ryder.  You know it!

    Youtube the video entitled “My new haircut” and tell me Ryder doesn’t look like the douchebag in that video.  Woo Woo Woo… Finlay handles Zach Ryder in a pretty short one.  This match gets a 5 out of 10.  You know it!

    The Main Event of the evening and a match that should Main Event at a ppv in the near future is The Shaman of Sexy John Morrison against Chris Jericho.

    What a main event!  John Morrison in amazing and Chris Jericho is….Chris f’ing Jericho!!!  I want Morrison’s coat…that thing is awesome.  Jericho has gotten a little pudgy lately, but is still great.  Morrison maybe the most athletic guy in the WWE, and that’s saying something…that guy can hit some sick spots!  The end of the match sees Shelton Benjamin’s music hitting and him appearing on screen.  This distracts Morrison and Jericho hits the Code Breaker for the win.  This match gets a 8.5 out of 10. 

    My favorite thing Jericho has ever done was the bet he had with Christian over who could hook up with Trish first.  The bet was for…wait for it…wait for it…ONE CANADIAN DOLLAR!  LMAO!!!  There’s my cheap Christian plug of the night.

    Overall this show was pretty good.  It had good humor with Santino/a and a great match with Jericho and Morrison.  The show gets a 7.5 out of 10.  And now I shall leave you with a fact of life as I know it…The Office is awesome!!!

  2. RAW in Buffalo – 5/4/09

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    Last night was a lot of fun for me, although I had to work at 1AM following the show.  PaintFingers and I took a lot of pics from the show, so we’ll start from the very beginning.

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  3. Backlash thoughts

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    Holy crap, there was a WWE Pay Per View last night, wasn’t there?  I haven’t seen more than 5 minutes of it (by time I sat down to watch it, I was exhausted), so I’m going to wing this.  Here we go!

    Christian def. Jack Swagger to become the new ECW Champion.  Captain Charisma has finally won a World Championship – nevermind the fact that he’s, y’know, a two time NWA World Heavyweight Champion.

    Chris Jericho def. Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat as if you couldn’t guess.  Another accolade to add to Jericho’s Hall of Fame resume.

    Kane def. CM Punk for some reason.  The Money in the Bank briefcase wasn’t on the line, so um, yeah.

    Jeff Hardy def. Matt Hardy in an “I quit” match that I’ve been told was WrestleCrap worthy and had a lackluster finish.  You’d think after all the time they’d been wrestling together they’d be able to put on a show stealer.

    Santina can’t kiss Khali because she’s in love with Jim Ross.  Yup.

    Santina Marella def. Beth Phoenix in an impromptu match for the title of Miss WrestleMania.  I love Santino Marella’s character, but this angle must die.

    Legacy def. Triple H, Shane McMahon, and Batista making Randy Orton the new WWE Champion – and all is right with the world.  Well, except for the fact that for the moment, John Cena is the World Heavyweight Champion.  Speaking of…

    Edge def. John Cena in a Last Man Standing match to become the new World Heavyweight Champion!  Now all is right with the world!

    RAW coverage will be up later tonight, probably in the same format as last week, so stay tuned.  Meanwhile, that other wrestling website’s owner must see that BWF is gaining a huge amount of popularity, because he decided to step up his game and do a Real-Time RAW Insanity tonight, if you’re into that sort of thing.

  4. ECW on SciFi review – 3/3/09

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    Happy Square Root Day, everybody!  Tonight’s card sees Kane in action, Mark Henry taking on Santino in a Money in the Bank qualifier, and a huge six man main event!

    My review and thoughts, after the jump! (more…)

  5. — Rajah.com — RAW Report 2/23/09

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    Apparently, I wasn’t meant to watch RAW last night.  I fell asleep during the Cryme Tyme & Melina vs. Santino, Dolph Ziggler, and Beth Phoenix match, and woke up just in time to leave for work.  My girlfriend tried to watch it earlier, but it looked like the DVR didn’t bother to catch the whole show either.  So, despite the fact I didn’t want to do this kind of thing anymore, here’s a link to Rajah.com’s RAW results page.

    — Rajah.com — RAW Report 2/23/09 Nashville, Tennessee.

  6. Royal Rumblings 2009

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    Well, normally around here I do long, detailed reviews of the WWE shows (and Drowgoddess hooks you up with TNA Wrestling event coverage), but I’ve been too busy to get around to a proper review of the Royal Rumble and last night’s RAW.  Since I watched both shows, and I’ve done it too many times over the course of the last 7 months, I’m not going to subject you to another “here are the results from  whatever-wrestling-website.com” post.  Instead, I’m going to give you the results of the shows, and my thoughts on the matches and other segments.

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  7. Royal Rumble predictions

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    Ah, my second favorite PPV of the year, only behind WrestleMania. This is the 22nd Annual Royal Rumble, a Pay Per View that I grew up watching.  Thirty men enter, twenty-nine leave over the top rope, and since 1993, the man left standing would go on to challenge for a World Championship at WrestleMania.

    On top of that, there’s a few matches going on – all of which could also have major implications on the WrestleMania 25 card, seeing as how they’re title matches.

    One thing that bugged me about last year’s Royal Rumble match was that then-ECW Champion Chavo Guerrero was competing in the match.  The ECW Championship is the top championship (not to mention the only one) on the ECW brand, which means that the winner of the Royal Rumble could theoretically challenge for the ECW Championship in lieu of the World Heavyweight or WWE Championships.  We won’t have to worry about that this year, however, as the ECW Championship is on the line when former champion Matt Hardy gets his rematch with the man who took his title, Jack Swagger.  Hardy took quite a beating this past Friday night on SmackDown at the hands of Swagger, The World’s Strongest Man Mark Henry, and The Rated R Superstar, Edge.  Given Hardy’s history, that could really motivate him going into tonight’s match.  I, however, feel as though there’s going to be bigger things coming up for Matt Hardy than the ECW Championship, so by hook or by crook, I’m expecting Swagger to retain.

    Recently on the RAW side of things, Melina has been a thorn in Beth Phoenix’s side.  The WWE Women’s Champion is fed up with Melina’s antics, and looking to punish her.  What role, if any, will Rosa Mendez or Santino Marella play in thier WWE Women’s Championship match?  I look for Rosa to somehow cost The Glamazon the match, but likely by DQ.  I don’t see Melina getting the title just quite yet.

    Speaking of RAW, World Heavyweight Champion John Cena will be bringing his title with him to the Motor City.  While the self-proclaimed “Hockeytown” is no stranger to championships, neither is Cena’s opponent, John “Bradshaw” Layfield.  In recent weeks, JBL has had his employee, Shawn Michaels, at his side and doing his bidding.  With the Heart Break Kid in his corner, can JBL defeat the man who ended his only WWE Championship reign, taking his title in the process?  Doubtful.  While it would be great for JBL to win the Championship here, only to somehow wind up defending it against Shawn Michaels in Houston at WrestleMania, I don’t think the WWE is comfortable enough with JBL at this particular moment to give him a two month title reign.  John Cena wins this one, with a potential rematch at No Way Out in February.

    A black cloud has been hanging over the head of WWE Champion Jeff Hardy since last year.  He missed Survivor Series because of it, and after winning the WWE Championship at Armageddon, he’s been involved in a hit and run accident and had somebody try to blow him up by tampering with the pyrotechnics.  This hasn’t stopped Jeff Hardy though, he’s determined to show up at the Joe Louis Arena and defend his WWE Championship against the man he took it from, Edge.  Will Jeff Hardy’s emotions get the best of him?  Or will Edge’s overconfidence cost him the belt that he lives and breathes for?  Will we finally find out who is behind the bizarre things that have happened to Jeff Hardy over the past few months?  So many questions to be answered.  My prediction is that Edge will win the WWE Championship back, and this will eventually lead to a huge match at WrestleMania.  I won’t say what I think that match will be, but I will say that it won’t be a one on one contest.

    Finally, the Royal Rumble match itself.  70% of the winners since 1993 have gone on to win a major championship at that year’s WrestleMania.  This year, it could be anybody, as the men I’d predict to win it at this point are all in singles competition earlier in the night.  After giving it a lot of thought, the only man who we know for sure to be in the Rumble that I can say I’d expect to win it all is…  Randy Orton. I see Orton having a rough next couple of months though, instead of smooth sailing into the main event at WrestleMania.  His punt to Mr. McMahon’s head this past Monday pretty much ensures that.

    Guys, I hope you’ve enjoyed this article.  I want to know, who do you think is going to win the Royal Rumble?  Leave a comment and let me know!

    BONUS! One of my favorite promos of all time, courtesy of The Rock!

  8. Survivor Series quick results – 11/23/08

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    I should’ve done this when I re-watched the show, but since I didn’t, here’s the quick results of WWE Survivor Series 2008.

    Team HBK defeated Team JBL.  Your sole survivors:  HBK, Rey Mysterio, & The Great Khali.  I’ve always hated when there’s more than one person left on the winning team, and they call them “Sole Suvivors.”  That’s like naming a band “The Lone Rangers.”  Isn’t that right, cast of Airheads?

    Team RAW Divas defeated Team SmackDown Divas.  Your sole survivor:  Beth Phoenix.  Maryse put on a pretty strong showing in this one.

    The Undertaker defeated The Big Show in a casket match.  In a unique finish, Show destroyed the first casket, but when a second casket was brought out, he stood it up on it’s side.  The Undertaker whipped Show into it, sending it crashing to the ground with Show inside, the lid closing behind him.

    Team Orton defeated Team Batista.  Your sole survivors: Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes.  Orton blind tagged Rhodes when Batista had him up for a Batista Bomb.  The Legend Killer dropped the unsuspecting Batista with an RKO for the victory.

    Edge defeated Triple H and Vladimir Kozlov in a triple threat match to win the WWE Championship.  Yes, you read that right, Edge won the WWE Championship.  Storyline wise, Jeff Hardy was assaulted in his hotel and rendered unable to compete in the match.  The match started off as a singles match between Triple H and Vladimir Kozlov.  After a hard fought fight, Triple H dropped Kozlov with a Pedigree, though he was too out of it to make the cover.  Vickie Guerrero game out on the stage and announced that it’s going to be a triple threat after all, because “he’s here!”  “He” turned out to be Edge, who came out and speared Triple H.  Before he could make the cover though, Jeff Hardy came out and attacked him.  Hardy swung with a chair, missing Edge and connecting with The Game, followed by a shot for the Moscow Mauler.  When he went to swing for Edge, he ate a spear instead.  Edge covered Triple H for the three and won the WWE Championship!

    John Cena def. Chris Jericho to win the World Heavyweight Championship.  After the match, Cena celebrated with his family in the crowd before walking up the ramp triumphant as the new World Heavyweight Championship.

    Looks like we’ve got a good week of WWE programming in store for us this week!

  9. RAW results: 11/17/08

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    Well, I waited as long as I could, but alas, this crap does not, in fact, write itself.  The WWE writers probably did the same thing this week, because this show absolutely sucked.  I’m not even going to bother reviewing it, instead opting to give you the match results instead.

    First, there was Stephanie McMahon’s RAW Superstar forum.  The only highlight was Santino rapping in honor of “the rapping singer Akorn (Akon)” being there.

    Kelly Kelly def. Victoria for some ungodly reason.  Victoria attacked K-squared after the match, but she was rescued by the rest of Beth Phoenix’s RAW Diva Survivor Series team, with Beth herself hitting her version of the Implant Buster on Victoria

    Batista def. Manu, as if we didn’t see that coming.  Afterwards, Batista told Orton that he’s hated him for three years, and he’s going to kick his ass on Sunday.

    Stephanie McMahon introduced Hall of Famer Chief Jay Strongbow, who came out and waved.  That’s it.  Nothing else to see here.

    Then there was more Orton/Rhodes talky crap.

    Todd Grisham introduces us to Evan Bourne.  Before Bourne can update us on his ankle injury, Mike Knox gets in his face – then walks away.

    Shawn Michaels has had millions of tag team partners, but he’s teaming with Rey Mysterio for the first time tonight.  Not only that, he recognizes Dolph Ziggler!

    Miz and Morrison def. Shawn Michaels & Rey Mysterio in the only entertaining match of the night.  Rey hit Miz with a 619, followed by HBK hitting Sweet Chin Music on him – but Morrison caught HBK with Sweet Chin Music of his own, allowing Miz to roll on top of HBK for the victory.

    We get a John Cena video package.  Want to see it?  Tune in to ECW tonight and SmackDown on Friday, I’m sure you’ll catch it.

    Jericho wants equal time, and Stephanie McMahon says it’s ok.

    Kane tells JBL that he doesn’t take orders well.

    JBL and Kane def. Cryme Tyme when JBL tagged himself in and hit the Clothesline from Hell on JTG.

    Mike Knox attacked Evan Bourne backstage.

    William Regal and Matt Hardy went to a double count out.

    Jericho babbled on about beating Steve Austin and The Rock in one night and having beaten everybody else, and how he’s going to beat Cena this Sunday.

    Randy Orton def. CM Punk in a Lumberjack Match.  Orton hit the RKO after Regal distracted Punk.  Afterwards, a 32 man brawl broke out to end the show.

  10. SmackDown in MyRealTime; 10/3/08

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    I was far too lazy this morning to actually do a review of last night’s iMPACT, but since the WWE packed up and moved all the way from the CW to MyNetwork TV, the least I could do is SmackDown in Real-Time!  You know how it works; quick results up here, full details after the jump.

    SmackDown is on MyNetwork TV right now!  Check your local listings to find out where you can watch in your area, and keep refreshing every few minutes for the latest updates!

    Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio, Finlay, & Batista def. MVP, JBL, The Brian Kendrick, & Kane when Hardy pinned MVP.

    Intercontinental Champion Santino Marella def United States Champion Shelton Benjamin by pinfall after a distraction from R-Truth.

    Mark Henry & The Great Khali def. Chavo Guerrero via submission when Khali locked in the vice grip.

    CM Punk& The Colons def. Team Priceless when Punk pinned Ted DiBiase.

    WWE Women’s Champion Beth Phoenix def. WWE Diva’s Champion Michelle McCool via pinfall after The Glam Slam.

    WWE Champion Triple H def. World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho vs. ECW Champion Matt Hardy by pinning Hardy in a triple threat match.

    Detailed results after the jump! (more…)