And so it begins. Out Slammy fallout and last ditch effort to sell a PPV. It’s hard to care about this episode of Smackdown, seeing that I have very little reason to care about said PPV and this Sunday on BWF Radio we are holding our own annual awards. Tonight’s episode is nominated for least fucks given of the year. Will it win? Only one way to find out. You know the drill, click the link because it’s…
Hopping time…
Nope.
Joe and Jorge seem preoccupied with their upcoming DDP Yoga session, and JT is all about the snow falling in an NFL game. G tries to steer everybody on track but gets abducted by Charles Barkley, leaving Mark to fend for himself. Ok, that doesn’t really happen. Joe reads Mark’s RAW review, we gloss over IMPACT, and G reads his own SmackDown review. In the news, we find out just who everybody is working for in the WWE. Stephanie McMahon sells more stock, and CM Punk ponders if his business is trapped behind a bad app. We talk about tomorrow night’s Slammy Awards and next week’s BWF Awards. We welcome back Michael Hayes to the WWE Creative team (we’ll drink to that!). We learn the digital whereabouts of Evan Karagias, and find out why WWE might be in the IMPACT Zone very soon. All this, and much, much more on BWF Radio 103! Tune in!
BoredWrestlingFan Radio Episode 103 (MP3, 2:01:44)
This week’s break song was “Cowboys From Hell” by Pantera. Buy it here!
What a horrible night to have a curse. What curse you ask? The responsibility to take out great evil. Through mires of swamp beasts, dungeons of unspeakable undead, and ancient stone structures filled with ghouls I must trek. With nothing but this whip, I will destroy every single candelabra I see in hopes I find holy water or battle axes to aid me in my quest. Or… fuck it, I’ll just watch some wrestling. I’m not getting paid for either, anyways.
Hopple me Elmo?
Lies, I tell you, man (or woman). Lies…
Hopping time you say…
Preamble is cut due to time. I had to work late… work rate?
You know what time it is…
Preamble and stuff. Yadda Yoda yolo yadda…
Always check the bike first. Always.
Hopping time…
Damien Sandow! Randall Keith Orton? The fuck? It’s all part of the plan folks. Trust me. I never lie in my Smackdown reviews. Well maybe half the time.
Hopping time!
Hello folks, it is I, ThinkSoJoE, covering SmackDown for G, who was unavailable to cover the show this evening. He was, however, kind enough to supply me with a bunch of animated GIFs and witty captions. So, here we go, as G would say, it’s hopping time!
I watch this show as it airs every other week and live tweet it. This was not one of those weeks. So now I’m watching on DVR and typing about what happens in a semi-factual way.
Normally I end my intro blah’s with “hopping time” or some variation of such. Nope. Not so much this week.
See, See? You killed him.
Gravity wins again. It’s falling down time smarks, hit the link below. I get progressively angrier and jaded during this review. Maybe it’s just this week, maybe it’s not. The ball is in the WWE’s court on this one…
Well, here we are again. Friday. Smackdown. Ratings are slumping for all things wrestling, as they tend to do in the summer time (Except TNA, of course, their ratings never change). Things like NHL and NBA playoffs don’t help either. But since it’s too late to watch any games, I certainly have the time to watch Smackdown. Boy, do I sound enthusiastic.
Hopping Time!