Alright. I feel like shit. My back hurts, my wrist hurts, and I’m not even going to be around for BWF Radio this Sunday to read this review. Quite simply, this review is going to suck. Deal with it.
I watch 30 minutes of this show, then go to work, watch the rest at work, and write about it. Or some shit like that. Look, do you want to know what happened on RAW or not? Read on.
Lies, I tell you, man (or woman). Lies…
Hopping time you say…
Daniel Bryan is WWE Champion. I had to check WWE.com again this morning to make sure that actually happened. It wasn’t a figment of my imagination – for once, a WWE PPV ending didn’t piss off me or my houseguests. All is right with the world… or is it?
I watch RAW very late at night and write a recap. What more do you want? Read on.
I am so not up for this right now. I’m tired, and I don’t feel much like writing. So, this is what you get.
You know the drill by now. I talk about this show, I show you pictures of Kodos, you go and read the SmackDown review.
Preamble is cut due to time. I had to work late… work rate?
You know what time it is…
I’ve been putting off doing tonight’s review. I’ve had RAW ready to go for about an hour now but I didn’t get around to starting this until now. I had far more pressing matters to attend to.
Namely this.
So, a lot of FFWing during this episode coming up. Let’s go!
Blah blah blah 30 minutes, blah blah blah, get to work, blah blah blah whatever.
Well, people tuned into RAW, many in a state of shock and rage from the outcome of Randy Orton’s cash in at Summerslam. Many were irate, as if Ben Affleck had been announced as the new James Bond or something. Boo hoo hoo, go kill yourself. Seriously, it’s all in the story and D-Bry’s over more now than ever before. So let’s see what they do tonight to ruin your life on Smackdown, shall we?
You know what time it is…
Well, SummerSlam is in the books, and my predictions, as usual, fell flat. Your WWE Champion coming out of the PPV is Randy Orton, as expected, having cashed in Money In The Bank on Daniel Bryan with help from Triple H. Jorge was so angry, he joined Facebook. Yes, he did. That happened. And I said last week that if Jorge joined Facebook, I’d have to stop phoning in my RAW reviews. (The SmackDown reviews here are phoned in too, but the RAW reviews get better reception.)
I watch 30 minutes of RAW, leave, come to work, watch the rest of the show and writes what I sees. Since RAW is the “A” show, I rarely have to make stuff up for this review, unlike SOME reviews on this site.
Once again, getting a copy of RAW proved sort of difficult this week. Luckily, I knew the alternate place to look this week, but it was still a process. So now it’s 1AM and I’m reviewing RAW. So, let’s go.
I watch 30 minutes of RAW, which is equivalent of how much of SmackDown ISN’T RAW recaps, then leave for work. Then I watch and review the rest, half-assedly because Jorge isn’t on facebook. You want my RAW reviews to get better, don’t you? Then go like Jorge!
This week, the war between Joe’s RAW review and G’s SmackDown review intensifies. JT and Jorge duke it out in a battle of 80’s music knowledge supremacy. Mark returns after a week’s absence. JT’s multiple personalities are mocked by The Great Khali. The spinner belt makes it’s BWF return and the TNA Brown Bag makes it’s show debut. In the news, Bo Dallas is the victim of Wikipedia hacking, Magnus re-signs with TNA, and Eva Marie is legit hated even when it’s scripted. Daniel Bryan talks about his beard. Sheamus gets injured. Stephanie McMahon sells more stock. All this and more on BWF Radio!
BoredWrestlingFan Radio Episode 86 (MP3, 2:05:21)
This week’s break song is “Barracuda” by Adrenaline Mob. Buy it here!
