Tag Archive: Holy Crap

  1. WWE Superstars w/Breaking Point Predictions

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    Alrighty then…let’s get retarded!

    Match 1:  Kane vs Jimmy Wang Yang

    Holy Crap!  We have a Jimmy Wang Yang sighting.  Kane totally destroys him, but he got tv time.

    Match 2:  Yoshi Tatsu vs Shaemus

    Shaemus is becoming one of my favorites!  This guy is huge and good, which usually doesn’t happen.  Sheamus gets the win.

    Match 3:  Katie Lea vs Nikki Bella…or is it Bre?

    The Bella’s use the ole switcharoo and Bre ends up pinning Katie Lea.

    Match 4:  Dolph Ziggler vs Slam Master J

    Dolph gets the win here.  Slam Master J would have been great in 2 Cool, but now his gimmick is terrible.  He needs to restart the Freebirds.  Why did the IC Title match get scrapped for Breaking Point?

    Main Event:  The Miz and Jack Swagger vs Kofi Kingston and Primo

    The Miz gets the pin in this one.  The Miz and Swagger should be main eventing PPVs by now.

    Breaking Point Predictions:

    US Title:  The Miz defeats Kofi Kingston

    Tag Titles:  JeriShow defeats MVP and Mark Henry

    Singapore Cane Match:  Kane defeats Khali

    Submissions count anywhere Match:  Legacy defeats DX

    WWE Title I Quit Match:  John Cena defeats Randy Orton

    World Heavyweight Title:  Undertaker defeats CM Punk via DQ

  2. WWE Superstars Review

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    Ok.  Let’s get wet and wild…

    Match 1:  Kelly Kelly vs Beth Phoenix

    I hate Diva wrestling.  Beth Phoenix wins.  This match got way too much time. 

    Match 2:  Shelton Benjamin vs Tyler Reks

    Is Shelton a babyface or heel right now?  They need to make up their mind with that.  Tyler Reks blows choad.  He walks like he just took it up the butt right before coming to the ring.  Shelton hits Paydirt for the win.

    Match 3:  Charlie Haas vs R-Truth

    Holy Crap!  There’s been an R-Truth sighting!!!  Where has this guy been?  He must have been skippin’ and jumpin’ to the wrong cities and arenas.  I think Haas will be future endeavored soon.  Truth wins with the Lie Detector.

    Main Event:  Mizzark Henry vs The Masterpiece Chris Masters

    Masters seems to have used his hiatus from WWE to get back on the roids to beef up a little more.  I like the Masterpiece.  He’s a guy that could be the next Batista ( in terms of popularity) if they use him right.  Big Mark looks like Koolaid in that red.  Mark Henry gets the win via countout, as Masters walks away from the ring. 

    Ok.  It looks like Superstars has finally become what it was intended to be, as all the time went to the midcarders.  Check me out again next week, as more midcarders get TV exposure without getting crapped on by HHH or John Cena…maybe.

  4. Backlash thoughts

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    Holy crap, there was a WWE Pay Per View last night, wasn’t there?  I haven’t seen more than 5 minutes of it (by time I sat down to watch it, I was exhausted), so I’m going to wing this.  Here we go!

    Christian def. Jack Swagger to become the new ECW Champion.  Captain Charisma has finally won a World Championship – nevermind the fact that he’s, y’know, a two time NWA World Heavyweight Champion.

    Chris Jericho def. Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat as if you couldn’t guess.  Another accolade to add to Jericho’s Hall of Fame resume.

    Kane def. CM Punk for some reason.  The Money in the Bank briefcase wasn’t on the line, so um, yeah.

    Jeff Hardy def. Matt Hardy in an “I quit” match that I’ve been told was WrestleCrap worthy and had a lackluster finish.  You’d think after all the time they’d been wrestling together they’d be able to put on a show stealer.

    Santina can’t kiss Khali because she’s in love with Jim Ross.  Yup.

    Santina Marella def. Beth Phoenix in an impromptu match for the title of Miss WrestleMania.  I love Santino Marella’s character, but this angle must die.

    Legacy def. Triple H, Shane McMahon, and Batista making Randy Orton the new WWE Champion – and all is right with the world.  Well, except for the fact that for the moment, John Cena is the World Heavyweight Champion.  Speaking of…

    Edge def. John Cena in a Last Man Standing match to become the new World Heavyweight Champion!  Now all is right with the world!

    RAW coverage will be up later tonight, probably in the same format as last week, so stay tuned.  Meanwhile, that other wrestling website’s owner must see that BWF is gaining a huge amount of popularity, because he decided to step up his game and do a Real-Time RAW Insanity tonight, if you’re into that sort of thing.

  5. Random Randomness

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    Hello everyone, welcome to another edition of Random Randomness just 7 days away form Triple H feeding his egoWrestlemania.  So let’s get things going: (more…)

  7. SmackDown thoughts – 11/14/08

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    Well, I’m sure that JT was a more than a little drunk last night, I know I’ll likely be tonight, as the two of us celebrate our shared birthday, which was this past Thursday.  November 13th, of course, is also a day of mourning for us wrestling fans, as it was three years ago on that date that Eddie Guerrero passed away.  You can imagine, that was a very unwelcome birthday present for us as wrestling fans.  Eddie was the hottest thing going in WWE at the time, and we still miss his in ring antics to this day.

    In any event, my thoughts on this week’s SmackDown as I watch it on DVR are after the jump! (more…)