Welcome again folks, its your host Matt B. Wrestle and with me today is WWE former champion and current money maker of Vince’s Empire, John Cena.

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M Wrestle: Hey John, so you stated in the wrestling press that the Divas are very important and how you want the fans to start a “Divas Matter” Initiative. How have you progressed?

Cena: Well, Matt for everyone out there who knows I strongly support the division and the women bust their a$$ every day to make their matches work. I believe the fans just haven’t seen how hard they work.

M Wrestle: I think the current trend of thinking is that they are a glorified bathroom break. There a mini intermission as it were.

Cena: Nothing can be further from the truth. We have plenty of new divas coming in who just need to be broken in. You don’t just come in to this business already knowing how to wrestle. They have to have a look that is marketable then the real training can begin.

M Wrestle: Because you’re in the entertainment business not the wrestling business? right?

Cena: Kinda. We still are wrestlers just look at my boy Daniel Bryan, he walks around with a shirt that says “wrestler” on it. Just go to shopWWe. com

M Wrestle: Okay. But before we go off topic your saying they have to have model bodies before being considered a viable option?

Cena: Not really true for all cases but its a start. Just look at Kharma, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, Gail and Melina.

M. Wrestle: You are aware that Kharma is preggers, Melina has been fired, Natalya is pretty non existant, Gail quit in protest and Beth is jobbing to Kelly Kelly who has an inate fear of the ring ropes.

Cena: Well, I don’t know where you get your information but Kelly Kelly is not afraid of the ropes. And Beth is a heel. (rubs nose)

M. Wrestle: Problem John? Have a Pinocchio complex?

Cena: What? I’m not a wooden boy!

M Wrestle: (underbreath) So missed the point.

Cena: Huh?

M Wrestle: Nothing. Had to catch a sneeze. So should we look out for Alicia Fox, the Bella Twins and AJ to be the future of the division?

Cena: These are very talented ladies who should help bring WWe to the forefront. To one day even surpass the formers Divas of old.

M Wrestle: You mean Luna, Sable, Trish, Lita, Ivory, Jacqueline and Alundra Blaze?

Cena: Yeah, and who’s Alundra Blaze I think you’re misinformed.

M Wrestle: Yeah. I probably absently inserted a Joshi wrestler.

Cena: Joshi, what?

M. Wrestle: (rolls eyes) Moving on, what is Vince’s grand scheme for the Division?

Cena: He hoping to use them as role models for the young female fans . To be a source of pride. We have many women of different sizes in our division. (rubs his nose) Who all love one another. And respect each other.

M Wrestle: It makes sense look at the Bella Twins and former LayCool between the two they had nothing but love for Mickie James and Kharma.

Cena: Yeah?

M Wrestle: (rolls eyes in an almost Undertaker fashion)

Cena: Matt, you may want to get that checked out.

M Wrestle: Thanks John. Maybe we can go together me for my eyes and you for your nose?

Cena: Okay?

M Wrestle: Hope to see you again soon as Champion.

Next week: On the road with John Morrison.

My Name is Matt B. Wrestle, but you already know that.

JT takes a look at Hulk Hogan’s Micro Championship Wrestling in the best way he knows how, by speaking his mind as he watches it.  What does he think of it?  Does he make it through the whole episode?  Will he be back next week?  Well you have to listen to find out:

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I know this is a wrestling website, but sometimes I like to break the norm and do something outside the box and talk about something different.  So I decided to tell you all about my trip to New York City in a timeline sort of fashion.  (more…)

Greetings, fellow Bored Wrestling Fans, it is I, ThinkSoJoE here with another edition of the rarely seen “ThinkSoJoE’s Thoughts.”  The WWE is in my hometown this weekend for it’s annual Night of Champions Pay Per View, and yours truly will be there.

It is because the WWE Superstars and Divas are in Buffalo as I type this, just a few short miles from my home, that I sent out the very first fax on BoredWrestlingFan.com company letterhead.  Hell, before today there was no such thing as BWF company letterhead.  The fax was to WWE Media Credentials, a request to interview WWE Superstars and Divas for the site.  As it’s Friday and the show is Sunday, I highly doubt I’m going to get a positive response to this particular request, but I’m hopeful that we’ll be able to get our staff in good at future events.

There is another event that I have my eye on covering coming up next month.  I will report back as soon as I have any confirmation or denial with more details of what that particular event is.  Stay tuned.

If you’re not already, please follow us on Twitter, @BrdWrstlngFn, where this Sunday I will be tweeting as I attend Night of Champions live in Buffalo, NY!

Hot off the heels of a terrible turrible pay-per-view, Impact Wrestling returns to the airwaves to torment and torture us all. A few notables to consider coming off of that show, is that Angle retained and Sting is not your new champion. This means the Hogan/Sting debacle that should occur at Bound For Glory will not involve the belt. Of course, that is provided that Sting defeats Ric Flair tonight. If you’re wondering about the Bound For Glory tournament, it turns out that Bobby Roode is your winner. I’m not going to even bother to describe how badly TNA screwed up that thing… Let’s just get this crap over with.

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Hello lads, lasses and cross-genders. It is I! The one person on this website who doesn’t write about wrestling, even though it’s a wrestling website, but we’ve been through that already. Anyways.. the opening must be cued.. but before that.. follow @ThatDamnDoubleC on Twitter. He’s awesome (He’s also me, and I would appreciate it if you followed me).

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