Tag Archive: Charlie Haas

  1. Random Randomness

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    Welcome all and how is everyone?  Things are all well here in JTland , but enough about me, I have a whole week of wrestling to to talk about.  So without further ado, lets get this show on the road:

    1.  More releases this week.  Last week I forgot to mention the release of WWE referee Scott Armstrong.  For those who don’t know, Armstrong was the referee who made The Undertaker “tap out” to CM Punk at Breaking Point.  This is a shock because you don’t hear about referee’s being released that often.  Also released this week was Charlie Haas which is really no surprise because we barely saw him on TV in the last year, so it was coming.

    2.RIP Angelo Poffo, father of The Genius and Randy “Macho Man” Savage.

    3.  TNA released Awesome Kong, Traci Broooks, and Roxxi.  I guess they won’t be focusing hat much on the Knockouts anymore.

    4.  Sean Morley (aka Val Venis) has left TNA to work in Mexico saying TNA had nothing solid yet.  Damn, I figured that TNA would have him under some kind of contract seeming that he just went over TNA founder Jeff Jarrett this past week on iMPACT!

    5.  So, tomorrow is the “big night” where iMPACT! goes head to head with RAW.  While I wish them all the best, unless they air the replays on Thursday, I won’t be tuning in.

    6.  Rob Van Dam is scheduled to appear on tomorrow night’s iMPACT!

    7.  What was with the squash match Money In The Bank qualifying matches on RAW this week?  Ok, I understand Jack Swagger killing Santino Marella, because Marella is a jobber, but MVP squashing Zack Ryder shouldn’t have happened especially after pushing him to the moon on ECW.

    8.  Maurice “Mad Dog” Vachon in the inductee into the class of 2010 WWE Hall Of Fame.

    9.  I’m still not really into the NXT program.  I just don’t get what everybody likes about it.

    10.   If you haven’t seen it yet, watch  the Goldust/Chris Jericho match from this weeks Superstars. Hell the whole show was goos, but the Jericho/Goldust matchup was awesome.  Lets hope WWE does something with Goldust now that he’s on Smackdown.

    11.  Ok, so WWE now stops matches when someone gets a cut (Chavo was cut during his match with Kofi Kingston).  Come on, this is stupid.  Even the live fans didn’t like it. It’s one thing to do it during a live show, but to do during a taped show is just stupid.

    12.  John Morrison and R-Truth are facing Show-Miz for the WWE Unified Tag Team Titles.  I think someone said that a couple weeks ago in his Random article.  I wonder who that could be?

    13.  We have a Slam Master J and Jimmy Wang Yang sightings, yet they weren’t jobbing together. In fact Slam Master J didn’t even wrestle.

    14.  I don’t know why people give Matt Hardy crap for being fat, he really isn’t.  He’s in better shape than most of us are.

    15.  Apparently now you can get your losses removed from you record no in the WWE, even when you lose clean, twice.  Who knew.

    16.  On a final note, for all of those interested, I will be hosting the Wrestlemania 26 Roundtable and I would like to make this a big one, so all are welcome, but please get me your picks by no later than Friday March 26, 8pm eastern so I can have it up Sat morning.

    Ok that all for another week, thanks again for reading and see you all next week.

  2. WWE Superstars

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    Happy New Year BWFers.  Last night was the final WWE program of the decade.  Hope you had a safe holidays.  Due to time constraints, I will only provide the results of the show. 

    Match 1:  Melina vs Alicia Fox

    Winner:  Melina via Sunset Flip Bomb

    Match 2:  Shelton Benjamin vs Vance Archer

    Winner:  Shelton Benjamin via DQ after Archer was called for a 5 count in the corner. 

    Match 3:  Cryme Tyme vs Mike Knox and Charlie Haas

    Winner:  Cryme Tyme via JTG’s Shout Out

    Main Event:  MVP and Chris Masters vs Jack Swagger and Carlito

    Winner:  Swagger and Carlito via Carlito’s Backstabber

    Have a great 2010, Peeps!  See ya next week.

  3. WWE Superstars Review

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    Ok.  Let’s get wet and wild…

    Match 1:  Kelly Kelly vs Beth Phoenix

    I hate Diva wrestling.  Beth Phoenix wins.  This match got way too much time. 

    Match 2:  Shelton Benjamin vs Tyler Reks

    Is Shelton a babyface or heel right now?  They need to make up their mind with that.  Tyler Reks blows choad.  He walks like he just took it up the butt right before coming to the ring.  Shelton hits Paydirt for the win.

    Match 3:  Charlie Haas vs R-Truth

    Holy Crap!  There’s been an R-Truth sighting!!!  Where has this guy been?  He must have been skippin’ and jumpin’ to the wrong cities and arenas.  I think Haas will be future endeavored soon.  Truth wins with the Lie Detector.

    Main Event:  Mizzark Henry vs The Masterpiece Chris Masters

    Masters seems to have used his hiatus from WWE to get back on the roids to beef up a little more.  I like the Masterpiece.  He’s a guy that could be the next Batista ( in terms of popularity) if they use him right.  Big Mark looks like Koolaid in that red.  Mark Henry gets the win via countout, as Masters walks away from the ring. 

    Ok.  It looks like Superstars has finally become what it was intended to be, as all the time went to the midcarders.  Check me out again next week, as more midcarders get TV exposure without getting crapped on by HHH or John Cena…maybe.

  4. WWE Superstars Results 7/2/09

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    Hi, ThinkSoJoE here for WWE Superstars, filling in for tharvey1 who is on vacation this week. This is the first time I’ve ever actually watched this entire show, so here we go!

    Santino Marella is the first Superstar we see. His opponent tonight is The Brian Kendrick. Jerry Lawler talks to Michael Cole about Twitter – where you can find BoredWrestlingFan.com at twitter.com/brdwrstlngfn

    Santino Marella def. The Brian Kendrick

    I’m going to try to do the format that tharvey1 uses here every week some justice. Kendrick controlled the match until he started telling Santino he was a loser and begun slapping him. Santino says “oh, you make-a me so mad!” He then goes on the offense, eventually picking up the win with a rollup. Funny match.

    Later on tonight, CM Punk takes on Edge!

    <COMMERCIAL BREAK>

    Charlie Haas is in the ring when we come back. Know what that means? He’s going to lose. Especially since his opponent is John Morrison, who beat CM Punk last week on SmackDown.

    John Morrison def. Charlie Haas

    Younger viewers may remember the original WWF Superstars television show, where all the matches were squashes. This could’ve very well been on that show. Nice to see you, Charlie, eat Starship Pain.

    <COMMERCIAL BREAK>

    Oh radio, tell me everything you know…

    Zack Ryder is on this show pretty much every week. Woo Woo Woo, you know it. His opponent, as announced Tuesday on ECW, is Tyler Reks, who has generic surf music.

    Zack Ryder def. Tyler Reks

    Reks held his own, but Ryder put him away with the Zack Attack. Woo Woo Woo

    <COMMERCIAL BREAK>

    Video Package: Christian, for no apparent reason.

    RAW Rebound: Mark Henry pinned Randy Orton.

    The Bash: CM Punk hurt his eye and apparently inadvertantly kicked the referee

    Speaking of Punk, here’s the World Heavyweight Champion now!

    <COMMERCIAL BREAK>

    One half of the WWE Unified Tag Team Champions, The Rated R Superstar, EDGE! makes his way to the ring, and we’re ready for our main event!

    Edge def. CM Punk

    Punk’s eye is the story here. Edge continues to work over the injury. That’s not to say Edge dominated, Punk showed an aggressive streak at times. Punk went for the GTS and Edge raked his eye to escape. Punk told the referee he couldn’t see, and the referee rang the bell, awarding the victory “by forfiet” to Edge.

    Josh Matthews asks CM Punk if he’d done the same thing if this were a title match. Punk says his eye is more than a little bit injured. He doesn’t want to forfiet anything, but if he can’t see he can’t compete. He’ll be happy to grant Edge a rematch when his eye is better, but he can’t see right now.

    That’s it, that’s the show – now it’s time to cross the line! Drow will be around in the next 24 hours with the iMPACT! review.

  5. Random Randomness

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    Well after a long week if doing what it is I do during the week, I like nothing more than to tell you all my views on things.  I wont keep you waiting any longer so here we go: (more…)

  7. 2009 WWE Supplemental Draft Coverage

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    Due to the length of today’s post, I have edited it to better suit the front page.  The draft picks will be listed here by brand at the top of the post, and the in-depth analysis will be found after the jump.  This is done in Real-Time, so click your browser’s refresh button every 10 minutes or so for the latest picks!

    RAW

    Mr. Kennedy
    Primo
    Nikki Bella
    Chavo Guerrero
    Hornswoggle
    Carlito
    Festus
    The Brian Kendrick
    Brie Bella

    SmackDown

    Shad Gaspard
    Alicia Fox
    Mike Knox
    Candice Michelle
    Ricky Ortiz
    Layla
    John Morrison
    JTG
    Dolph Ziggler
    Charlie Haas

    ECW

    Ezikiel Jackson
    Zack Ryder
    DH Smith
    Natalya
    Hurricane Helms

    Full analysis of the 2008 supplemental draft picks, after the jump! (more…)