After the events of friday, I decided not to do a regular Random Randomness. I’m gonna keep this short and sweet. I’m not gonna boast on how great Macho Man was because we all know how great he was. I’m now gonna say how his match with Ricky Steamboat at Wrestlamania 3 was the greatest Wreatlamania match of all time because we all know it is. I will say that he was one of the people next to my father (R.I.P.) who was a large part of me being a wrestling fan. Maybe now Vince will get his head out of his ass and finally induct him into the WWE Hall of Fame. But most of all I need to say is this:
THANK YOU “MACHO MAN” RANDY SAVAGE! MAY YOU REST IN PEACE!
The role of Rich Flynn, author of the most popular piece of writing ever to grace boredwrestlingfan.com, will be played this evening by your friendly neighborhood Drowgoddess. Woot! (more…)
Hey everybody…I’m back this week for another review of WWE Superstars. Special thanks goes out to Joe for filling in for me last week while I was away. My DVR says Vince McMahon forces Chavo Guerrero to wrestle on his knees against Hornswoggle, so lets find out what happens with that.
Match 1: Wassup?! R-Truth be skippin and jumpin against Ricky Ortiz.
Ricky O comes out with a mic and says everybody needs to rally up their personal lives. I wish they would really get deep into the motivational speaker persona with Ortiz…that would be great. R-Truth hits the Lie Detector for the win against Ricky Ortiz, who seemingly dominated the match.
Mr. McMahon is seen in his office and Hornswoggle and Chavo enter. Chavo says the midget bit him and Vince says Chavo will compete on his knees. That should be a normal position for Chavo…I mean how else does he keep his job???
Match 2: Woo Woo Woo…You know it! Zack Ryder vs Tyler Reks
Tyler Reks walks like he has a surfboard up his butt. Matt Stryker and Josh Matthews have some witty banter about Zack Ryder being a tool and that clearly exemplifies how absolutely boring this match is. Tyler Reks is the master of the armbar and Ryder just sucks. I smell two future endeavores coming soon…hopefully. Anyway, Ryder hits the Zack Attack for the win.
Match 3: Chavito against the troll
This match is entertaining because its funny. Horny kicks Chavo’s ass for a little bit at the beginning and Chavo scurries out of the ring. Upon walking up the stairs on his knees and reentering the ring, Chavo dominates the “little person.” Hornswoggle bites Chavo and hits the Tadpole Splash for the win. This is getting rediculous!!!
Alrighty then. Join me again next week for another riveting episode of WWE Superstars. PEACE!!!
Alright, I watched SmackDown last night, and don’t feel like watching it over again to review it, so we’re gonna wing it – like this week’s ECW review, but better. I know, I know, you’re all wondering, “Why didn’t you just review the show while you were watching it?” Well, I’ll tell you why. Because I’m f#$%ing lazy, that’s why!
So, put the blue ropes on the ring, paint your face up all wacky, steal a Heavyweight Championship, and job to Kung Fu Naki, it’s time for SmackDown!
Well, we know that MVP is in action against Matt Hardy tonight. Saves me watching a match, because we all know that MVP is not going to come to ECW and beat the champion on his current streak. Hopefully I’ll get to see that DX ShopZone ad that I missed last night. I’m sure it was hilarious. Other than that, I’m not sure what to expect (ok, I’m lying, I read the spoilers last night after RAW), so let’s get started with ECW on SciFi on DVR!
Well folks, this may be the only real-time you get out of me this week. That doesn’t mean that there’s not going to be SmackDown coverage on Friday night, it just means that it’s not going to be live, as my hometown Buffalo Sabres open their season. Anywho, tonight, it’s going to be CM Punk and Kofi Kingston returning to ECW to team with Evan Bourne and Ricky Ortiz to take on Ted DiBiase, Cody Rhodes, The Miz, and John Morrison.
ECW on SciFi is on the air!
Finlay & Tommy Dreamer def. Mike Knox & Jack Swagger when Finlay pinned Knox.
Mark Henry def. Jamie Noble via pinfall.
Ted DiBiase, Cody Rhodes, The Miz & John Morrison def. CM Punk, Kofi Kingston, Evan Bourne & Ricky Ortiz when Morrison pinned Punk.
Yes folks, with ECW’s move to 9PM starting tonight, we’re now able to bring you ECW on SciFi in Real-Time! This is going to work the same as the real-time SmackDowns, in that we’re going to have quick results on the main page and detailed results after the jump!
Teddy Long announces Miz, Morrison, and Mark Henry vs. Ricky Ortiz, Evan Bourne, and Matt Hardy for later tonight.
Jack Swagger def. Lenny Lane
Mike Knox def. Tommy Dreamer
Mark Henry, The Miz, & John Morrison def. Evan Bourne, Matt Hardy, & Ricky Ortiz
ECW is getting back on track. The WWE knows what works and what doesn’t, and they’re straying away from the boring stuff that they had done for a couple of weeks post-draft.
Last night’s episode featured a live edition of The Dirt Sheet, a tag match featuring Ricky Ortiz and Evan Bourne taking on Chavo Guerrero and Bam Neely, and Armando Estrada getting his last chance to earn an ECW contract, taking on Tommy Dreamer.
