Tag Archive: Swagger

  1. WWE Superstars

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    Hey, my peeps!  It’s time for another random Superstars review.  I’ve been lazy lately and haven’t posted, so let’s get started.

    Match 1:  Shad Gaspard vs Goldust

    Unfamiliar, generic music (kinda sounds like a hip-hop gospel music beat) hits and Stevie Ray…I mean Shad Gaspard comes out sporting some new Harlem Heat looking short trunks.  Shad has the serious character going, but the look doesn’t quite fit.  Shad pretty much dominates this match throughout, which is a good sign for him considering all of the releases yesterday.  Another good sign for him and JTG is there strap match at Extreme Rules on Sunday.  Goldust got in minimal offense in a quick spurt, but Shad picked up the win with the STO. 

    Video package showing NXT and their version of Rock em Sock em Robots.  Skip Sheffield won this and his face was plastered all over WWE.com on Wednesday.

    Match 2:  Yoshi Tatsu vs Zack Ryder

    With Kung Funaki released, Yoshi is now the resident Japanese guy in WWE.  Ryder has dodged a bullet so far, but how long can he hang on to a job?  I like the guy, but WWE writers don’t have anything for him minus the occasional Superstars match.  I think a stable with him and the Dudebusters would be great.   Yoshi wins with a Spinning Heel Kick from the top rope. 

    Main Event:  Carlito w/Michael Tarver vs John Morrison

    Carlito says despite being one of the few RAW superstars that actually made it to RAW this past week, he was disrespected and not put in a match.  Out comes the Shaman of Sexy, the Friday Night Delight, the White Shadow John Morrison.  Morrison is really getting a push on Smackdown…or so it seems.  He had an outstanding match with Jack Swagger recently on Smackdown.  Morrison gets the win with a Flying Chuck as Carlito was distracted by Michael Tarver. 

    See ya next week!

  2. Random Randomness

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    Well it’s early morning here in JTland and since I’m up and not drunk, I figured I’d give this to you a little early so I don’t have to do it later when I get up.  So lets take a look back at this past week and see what went down: (more…)

  4. WWE RAW results 3/29/2010

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    John Cena walked out of WrestleMania the WWE Champion, MizShow walked out as Unified Tag Team Champions, Jack Swagger walked out as Mr. Money In The Bank, and HBK walked out and headed for the unemployment line.  What’s going to happen tonight on RAW?  We’ll find out!

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  5. WWE Superstars

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    Welcome, my friends to the show that never ends.  I’m so glad you could attend.  Come inside, come inside.  The Circus that is WWE Superstars is here.

    Match 1:  Jack Swagger and William Regal vs Santino Marella and Chris Masters w/ Eve

    Santino is absolutely hilarious! He hit a cartwheel and the drop-down splits and then attempted to unleash the cobra.  Swagger and Masters need to compete for the US Title.  The end of the match came when Masters put the Masterlock on Swagger, but Regal interrupted and Swagger hit the gutwrench powerbomb for the win.

    Match 2:  Zack Ryder w/ Rosa Mendez vs Primo Colon

    This was a highly entertaining match.  Primo is quick and exciting and Ryder is definitely a rising star in the WWE.  Woo Woo Woo…You know it!  Primo got in his fast offense, highlighted by his cartwheel.  Ryder hit the Rough Ryder and eventually the Zack Attack for the win.  Ryder is another guy who should be thrown into the US Title mix.  The problem with RAW right now is there are too many guys who should be involved in the US Title hunt. 

    Match 3:  Luke Gallows w/ Serena vs Sylas Young

    Its about time they give Gallows some time on his own without Punk.  He cut a promo saying Serena and him would like to dedicate the match to their Straight Edge savior, CM Punk.  This was a quick squash for Gallows to exhibit his power and dominance since most people don’t recognize him as the former Festus.  He has some unique offense and hit the 12th Step for the win.  Serena then gets in the ring and kicks Young in the ribs and out of the ring.

    Main Event:  Great Khali, Matt Hardy, and Maria vs The Hart Dynasty

    What is the point of Khali and Fatt Lardy being partners?  Surely they could have found a better partner that isn’t doing anything at the time for each of these two.  They both suck, so I don’t understand why people want to see them.  Khali can’t move and Hardy apparently is living off past glory.  It’s good he went back to the pants and got away from the baby pajama bottoms he was wearing.  The Hart Dynasty should be working more meaningful matches than this.  They are probably the best tag team in the WWE and should be shown as such.  Tyson Kidd hit the Hart Attack on Matt Hardy for the win. 

    See ya next week for another arousing episode of WWE Superstars.

  6. WWE Superstars Results…quick results

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    Dolph Ziggler def. JTG

    This was a pretty good match and a good way to cap off Superstars.

    Christian def. Zack Ryder

    The ECW Champ got the win in this very entertaining match.  Ryder really looks like a good prospect.

    Jack Swagger def. Santino Marella

    Swagger picked up his very first televised win of 2010.

  8. WWE Superstars

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    Happy New Year BWFers.  Last night was the final WWE program of the decade.  Hope you had a safe holidays.  Due to time constraints, I will only provide the results of the show. 

    Match 1:  Melina vs Alicia Fox

    Winner:  Melina via Sunset Flip Bomb

    Match 2:  Shelton Benjamin vs Vance Archer

    Winner:  Shelton Benjamin via DQ after Archer was called for a 5 count in the corner. 

    Match 3:  Cryme Tyme vs Mike Knox and Charlie Haas

    Winner:  Cryme Tyme via JTG’s Shout Out

    Main Event:  MVP and Chris Masters vs Jack Swagger and Carlito

    Winner:  Swagger and Carlito via Carlito’s Backstabber

    Have a great 2010, Peeps!  See ya next week.

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    Hello, all.  Don’t call it a comeback.  I’ve been here for years.  Well, I was here last week if you don’t recall.  Let’s dive in and see what we can find.

    Match 1:  Cryme Tyme vs Mike Knox and Dolph Ziggler

    Alright!  We have a Dolph Ziggler sighting.  Dolph Ziggler has become a resident of WWE Superstars of late.  I think it would make sense to have him on ECW right now.  It would give him some exposure on a show that people actually watch on a semi-regular basis.  Think about a Dolph Ziggler and Shelton Benjamin feud.  That sounds great to me.  But, I digress.  I also just noticed that Shad shaved off his corn-rows.  When did that happen???  JTG pins Mike Knox with the Shout Out.  Todd Grisham tried to use the word “redunkulous” for some reason.  He shouldn’t try words like that.  He sounds “redunkulous”!!!

    Trailer for The Marine 2

    Believe it or not, I think this movie acutally looks better than the first one.  It doesn’t look nearly as cheesy.

    Match 2: Vance Archer (aka Lance Hoyt from TNA fame) vs Tommy Dreamer

    Vance Archer and his tramp stamp look very generic, but I like his intensity…and they guy is gigantic.  He has the potential to be ECW (or whatever they plan on calling it) Champ someday.  Vance Archer wins with his Reverse DDT.  Does that have a name yet???

    Main Event:  Jack Swagger vs MVP

    Didnt this match already happen last week???  At least these guys are getting some TV time.  Can somebody please explain to me how RAW can be 3 hours long and not have Jack Swagger and MVP on it in some sort of match???  Even Yoshi Tatsu and Zack Ryder who aren’t on the brand were involved in a 6-man tag match.  Swagger has a match on ECW on Tuesday, so I guess that means he might be going back there.  Way to drop the ball on this guy.  Shoot…way to drop the ball on both of these guys.  There was no reason to move Swagger off ECW to begin with if he wasn’t going to be used.  Now they have to rebuild to guy.  Kinda seems inefficient and unproductive to me.  MVP hit the Drive By and the Playmaker to get the win.  This match was great.  I guess any time these guys can get on TV they better put on a good show.

    Thanks for reading and I’ll see you next week.