Random Randomness
Leave a CommentWelcome everybody to what has been a long week here in JTland. Well no matter how rough of a week it has been, I’m still here for you all to give you my thoughts on things. (more…)
Welcome everybody to what has been a long week here in JTland. Well no matter how rough of a week it has been, I’m still here for you all to give you my thoughts on things. (more…)
Gobble Gobble Gobble. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Match 1: The Miz vs Santino Marella
On this Thanksgiving, I am thankful for the comedic hi-jinx provided by Santino as well as the awesomeness of The Miz. Santino chants echo throughout the arena as this one gets started. These two guys are great. If you don’t like Santino, then something is definitely wrong with you. He is absolutely hilarious. How guys keep from busting out laughing while in the ring with him is beyond me. He is one of the very few “entertainers” I actually watch. Most others I just fast foward the DVR through. As for The Miz, I can’t watch Real Word/Road World challenges without wishing for a surprise appearance from Mike Mizanin. Anyways, The Miz wins this match with the Skull Crushing Finale.
Ask the Divas segment…I am not thankful for this….BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Match 2: Vladimir Kozlov w/Willaim Regal minus Ezekiel Jackson vs Goldust
I am thankful that Kozlov has quit wearing those plain white trunks and has opted for the red shorts. I was always afraid I would see a big brown stain on the back of those white ones. I am also thankful that the Bizarre One is on ECW enhancing the younger talent and not lost on RAW or Smackdown. Kozlov wins this with the Iron Curtain. After the match, Regal lands a running knee to an already downed Goldust.
Main Event: R-Truth vs Dolph Ziggler
I am thankful that R-Truth is finally being used on a weekly basis in meaningful matches. I am also thankful that Dolph Ziggler was given a chance on Smackdown and not discarded after his lackluster introductions on RAW. If these two are main eventers by this time next year, then I will have something else to be thankful for. Truth hits the Lie Detector for the victory to end the show. What’s Up?!
Thank you for reading and I’ll see you again next week. Be safe!!!
Ah crap, I forgot this was a 3 hour show… So, it’s 8:30 and I’m just tuning in. I’ll get you the results up to this point and start from here. We’ve got a great guest host tonight in twitter’s cmpg. In the time I typed all this, a whole match happened, so I’d better get started!
Ok, ok, ok. I’m 2 days late here. But, better late than never right? Here are some quick results from this weeks Superstars.
Match 1: Shelton Benjamin vs Zack Ryder w/Rosa Mendes
Rosa gets a call at ringside and throws the phone to Zack. She gets into the ring to tell him he has a phone call. As Ryder is looking at her, Shelton comes at him and Ryder ducks him to get the quick pin. Very strange sequence.
Ask the Divas segment….zzzzzz….zzzzzz…zzz..zzzzzzzzzz….zzz…..zzzzzz
Match 2: Eric Escobar w/ Vickie Guerrero vs Jimmy Wang Yang
Vickie distracts JWY and Escobar hits a running jump kick for the win.
Main Event: Cody Rhodes vs Mark Henry
Why didn’t Legacy make an appearance on RAW this past Monday? Mark Henry wins this one with the World’s Strongest Slam.
Survivor Series is tonight. So, here are some quick projections.
Team Kofi vs Team RKO
Winner: Team Kofi. Kofi gets the final elimination pin over Randy Orton
Team Miz vs Team Morrison
Winner: Team Morrison. Morrison pins Miz after an already eliminated Jack Swagger distracts Miz.
Team Mickie vs Team McCool
Winner: Team Mickie. Mickie eliminates Layla and McCool to finish the match.
Rey Mysterio vs Batista
Winner: Rey gets the win here. They have to continue this feud somehow. How’s that going to happen if Batista destroys Mysterio here?
HHH/HBK/John Cena Triple Threat WWE Title Match
Winner: HBK wins the title. There’s not many more directions they can go with HHH and John Cena any more, so HBK gets the fresh win here.
Jericho/Big Show/Undertaker
Winner: Undertaker wins when Jericho and Show can’t work together.
Yours truly was in attendance three weeks ago in Buffalo when they filmed crowd footage for the new RAW open. That said, I doubt I’ll have made it in to the intro, but I’ll be looking nonetheless. Tonight’s show emanates from Madison Square Garden in New York City and is guest hosted by “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, and there’s a hell of a main event in store with DX vs. JeriShow vs. John Cena and The Undertaker! We’ve got our own guest host lined up, @AlyKat_730 from the Twitterverse. Want to guest host RAW for BoredWrestlingFan? Let us know, we’re on Twitter at @BrdWrstlngFn!
Welcome to the War for another week.
Tune in after the jump, that’s if, you can make it past the opening video.
What’s up! It’s Rizzle fo’ shizzle dizzle! Whatever that means. Snoop Doggy Dogg is your host (does he still call himself that, or is it just Snoop Dogg now? In which case, does that mean he can’t perform the song “What’s My Name?” anymore, since it says his name is Snoop Doggy Dogg?), and word on the street is, there’s a former WWE Intercontinental Champion in the hizzle looking to shut up the United States Champion, the Miz. All this and commentary from the Twitterverse, tonight!
Well, well, well look at what we have here another wwk gone by and now another week of you all reading my thoughts as we come closer to the 1 year anniversary of this very article. So without further ado, whether you cross the line, get extreme, put up with RAW or layeth the Smackdown, lets get this show on the road: (more…)
Alrighty then…let’s get retarded!
Match 1: Kane vs Jimmy Wang Yang
Holy Crap! We have a Jimmy Wang Yang sighting. Kane totally destroys him, but he got tv time.
Match 2: Yoshi Tatsu vs Shaemus
Shaemus is becoming one of my favorites! This guy is huge and good, which usually doesn’t happen. Sheamus gets the win.
Match 3: Katie Lea vs Nikki Bella…or is it Bre?
The Bella’s use the ole switcharoo and Bre ends up pinning Katie Lea.
Match 4: Dolph Ziggler vs Slam Master J
Dolph gets the win here. Slam Master J would have been great in 2 Cool, but now his gimmick is terrible. He needs to restart the Freebirds. Why did the IC Title match get scrapped for Breaking Point?
Main Event: The Miz and Jack Swagger vs Kofi Kingston and Primo
The Miz gets the pin in this one. The Miz and Swagger should be main eventing PPVs by now.
Breaking Point Predictions:
US Title: The Miz defeats Kofi Kingston
Tag Titles: JeriShow defeats MVP and Mark Henry
Singapore Cane Match: Kane defeats Khali
Submissions count anywhere Match: Legacy defeats DX
WWE Title I Quit Match: John Cena defeats Randy Orton
World Heavyweight Title: Undertaker defeats CM Punk via DQ
Welcome everybody to this weeks edition of whatever it is I do here each and every week. So while I sit here and ponder the randomness of the world, here’s what I have for you all this week: (more…)