1. What’s up everyone?  As I prepare to Cross The Line for the second time this week, I figured I’d stop buy and talk about this week in things.  Well without further ado, here we go: (more…)

  2. Ive been a total slacker this week.  I missed ECW on SyFy, which sucks because I wanted to make fun of the name.  I managed to watch SmackDown on Friday Night, and had a review written, but my laptop decided it didn’t want to let me finish it.  I meant to write this article 24 hours ago, but wound up getting caught up in something completely different and forgetting to do so.  And just hours ago, I completely skipped out on a TNA house show.  JT won’t be doing the same later on today, hopefully he’ll have fun.

    Anyways, I digress.  There was a lot of shit going on this week, so  let’s get to it!

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  3. Well, I had a SmackDown review all typed up and ready to go, but unfortunately, my laptop decided it didn’t want to respond to the keyboard or mouse anymore, so I couldn’t even save my work, since I was working offline.  D’oh!  Well, I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to send some traffic to that other wrestling website.

    Aaron’s UnReal Time Smackdown Review: Rey & Jericho One Last Time. Ziggler Gets The Winner.

    A new ThinkSoJoE’s Thoughts will be up early Saturday morning, so stay tuned!

  4. Hey everybody…I’m back this week for another review of WWE Superstars.  Special thanks goes out to Joe for filling in for me last week while I was away.  My DVR says Vince McMahon forces Chavo Guerrero to wrestle on his knees against Hornswoggle, so lets find out what happens with that.

    Match 1:  Wassup?!  R-Truth be skippin and jumpin against Ricky Ortiz. 

    Ricky O comes out with a mic and says everybody needs to rally up their personal lives.   I wish they would really get deep into the motivational speaker persona with Ortiz…that would be great.  R-Truth hits the Lie Detector for the win against Ricky Ortiz, who seemingly dominated the match.

    Mr. McMahon is seen in his office and Hornswoggle and Chavo enter.  Chavo says the midget bit him and Vince says Chavo will compete on his knees.  That should be a normal position for Chavo…I mean how else does he keep his job???

    Match 2:  Woo Woo Woo…You know it!  Zack Ryder vs Tyler Reks

    Tyler Reks walks like he has a surfboard up his butt.  Matt Stryker and Josh Matthews have some witty banter about Zack Ryder being a tool and that clearly exemplifies how absolutely boring this match is.  Tyler Reks is the master of the armbar and Ryder just sucks.  I smell two future endeavores coming soon…hopefully.  Anyway, Ryder hits the Zack Attack for the win.

    Match 3:  Chavito against the troll

    This match is entertaining because its funny.  Horny kicks Chavo’s ass for a little bit at the beginning and Chavo scurries out of the ring.  Upon walking up the stairs on his knees and reentering the ring, Chavo dominates the “little person.”  Hornswoggle bites Chavo and hits the Tadpole Splash for the win.  This is getting rediculous!!! 

    Alrighty then.  Join me again next week for another riveting episode of WWE Superstars.  PEACE!!!

  5. ECW’s not on until Thursday this week? Now what will people do? How can you survive two days without anything wrestling in your lives? I understand several people have been doing this.

    First of all, I’d just like to say that I am sick and tired of hearing about him. Sure, his effect in the history of the world will not go un-noticed, but hearing about him all week has boiled my blood. Although I’m shocked about one thing. I’m surprised I haven’t heard more comparisions with this man.

    Anyways, onto slightly more important matters. Is anyone shocked that the Main Event of Night of Champions has become a Triple Threat match between Randy Orton, Triple H and John Cena? I’m not, but Orton will still win. Maybe a H/Cena feud will ensue from this match?

    Edge has been injured and is out for what is rumoured to be anywhere between six months to a year. This is bad news considering that the Tag Team of himself and Jericho was just beginning and starting to get it’s wheels in motion, and then this happens. Just what will happen to the Tag Titles now? Will they go to DiBiase and Rhodes, their opponents for Night of Champions? Nobody knows at the moment, not even me. Let’s just hope that this doesn’t send Jericho into obscurity.

    Do you like pandas? Then click here. I dare you.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring to you, the unclickable LINK!

    *insert weekly Kurt Angle reference here* If you don’t mention him, then he comes after you at night time. He will watch you in your sleep.

    Myra Hindley became my facebook friend. Not only is she my babysitter, but she’s been dead for about seven years now. It just shows you, the dead use facebook.

    Has anyone else notices that this column is starting to turn into JT’s column, rather than my own? Well, according to the poll, people read JT’s column more than anyone else’s. However, not even JT would post something like this, or say that how he once had a friend who dated a cannibal. He didnt know she was, nobody did. That was, until the one night she went down on him.

    It’s my birthday tomorrow, or Thursday the 9th of the seventh month, for those reading this on a non-Wednesday or past the date in question. Celebrate it whichever you wish. I choose to celebrate it by skidding out on a very icy road, and bending up the wishbone among other things on my car. That is a true story.

    Did you know that Catholic Girls take LSD?

    Does anyone remember the Sooty Show? With Soo and Sweet? The Puppets? If you don’t, this might help. However, this will help.

    Finally tonight, the most important thing to remember is, is that we can be friends, and that’s the most important thing. See you next week!

  6. The Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase Sr. presides over RAW as tonight’s guest host as John Cena takes on Triple H for the right to face Randy Orton at Night of Champions.

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  7. Wow what a week.  Happy whatever you are celebrating in your part of the world and welcome to the best couple of minutes you never get back.  Well lets hope this will be the last week in a while that I have to start of with this: (more…)



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