TNA Impact 5/6/14; Mommy Vontavius Porter
Leave a CommentJoe would kill you, but you got injured.
Joe would kill you, but you got injured.
Watching TNA on a WWE PPV week is like a broken pencil; Pointless.
There’s a TNA PPV this week. How about that?
With how good the E has been lately, I don’t know what to expect from Impact.
I’ve had very little sleep and I’m writing about a show that probably won’t even be on the show this week. I hope I can be lazy.
The opening package reminded me of all the gimmick matches on the show tonight. I think I can possibly be lazy, but I’m less hopeful now.
If I wrote a proper intro this would take five minutes longer to read.
I’ve barely slept all week, and I’m not feeling good. This won’t go well.
Wrestling doesn’t take breaks so neither do we. Maybe they should, so that we could. Selfish bastards.
Though not as selfish as the E, who are going to unleash this on Joe
I had bacon sandwiches for lunch today. No turkey for me.
I’m pretty damn sleep deprived and this probably won’t get read on the air. Guess we could be in for a legit lazy review. It never is.