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  1. WWE Superstars Review

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    Hey people!  Let’s get this review of WWE Superstars going.

    First Match is a Diva’s Tag Match pairing Gail Kim and the very delicious Maria against Alicia Fox and Michelle McCool

    The match starts off with Gail Kim against Alicia Fox.  Kim starts on the offense then tags Maria in, who continues the attack.  Alicia Fox throws Maria into the ropes and McCool kicks her in the back o’ the head.  A couple of quick tags in the Fox/McCool corner take place and Michelle McCool starts to wear Maria down.  Gail Kim distracts McCool and Maria kicks her in the head and makes her way over to Kim for the tag.  Kim hits a neckbreaker off the top rope.  Kim goes up for another top rope manuever, but McCool executes a kick to Kim and makes the cover for the 3-count.  Winner : Michelle McCool and Alicia Fox.  I give this match a 4 out of 10.  I’m not the biggest fan of Diva wrestling, and this was a very average match.

    Next up is Pirate Paul….oh wait its just Paul Burchill w/ Katie Lea now against Evan Bourne

    Paul Burchill starts off with the offense, but Bourne turns the tables with his quickness.  Burchill’s strength puts him back in control for a bit.  The quickness of Air Bourne gives him some offense, but he seemingly hurts his knee.  Burchill focuses in on that knee with the help of his sister Katie Lea at ringside.  Bourne battles back and takes Burchill down with a series of kicks.  Bourne goes for the Shooting Star Press, but Burchill climbs the ropes to prevent it.  Bourne then punches him of the ropes and Burchill lands on his back, and Shooting Star Press for Bourne for the win.  I love that move.  It is the prettiest move I have ever seen.  I give this match a 7.5 out of 10.  I wish Bourne had gotten more high flying spots, but both men worked well.

    Backstage interview with Cody Whodth and Ted DiBiase.  Does anybody else like Legacy as much as me? 

    Oh yeah…Christian is the new ECW champion!  There it is….my Cheap Christian plug of the week.  I hope the PEEPulation is growing!

    Anywho…the main event of the evening is Ted Dibiase 2.0 against one half of the Unified Tag Team Champions, Carlito

    The lock up has TD2 sending Carlito into the corner and beating him down.  Carlito then switches it and beats on Dibiase.  Good back and forth matchup to start the match.  Pretty cool spot with both men going over the top to the outside happens, as Superstars goes to break.  Back from break, DiBiase is on the attack and stomps Carlito into the mat.  TD2 is very Randy Ortonesque in the ring.  Dibiase hits his Million Dollar Dream Slam when Carlito tries a springboard elbow.  Winner of the match is Ted Dibiase.  I give this match a 8.5 out of 10.  Both men are legit in the ring, and it blows my mind how Carlito has never gotten a main event shot.

    The show was pretty good, with the exception of the Diva Tag match.  I like them giving airtime to Ted Dibiase on here.  He is definitely a future main eventer and needs the exposure.  I guess its time to leave you with a fact of life as I know it.  Most Diva wrestling sucks!!!  Peace out peoples.

  2. Even more ‘Mania thoughts and predictions

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    Wait, this isnt Wednesday. What am I doing here? I’ve already posted for the week. Well, it seems that Joe didnt like my (No Wrestlemania column during WrestleMania week column), so I am here to tell you who is winning at Wrestlemania. That’s right, no predictions. I’m telling you, who will win. Let’s begin.

    Intercontinental Championship

    John Bradshaw Layfield (c) vs Rey Mysterio

    The head says JBL wins, and with Tazz not renewing his contract, he retires again and joins JR on commentary.

    The heart agrees.

    the Annual Money In The Bank Ladder Match

    CM Punk vs Kane vs Mark Henry vs Finlay vs MVP vs Shelton Benjamin vs Kofi Kingston vs Christian

    Everyone seems to think, that this will be the first year that the winner of the MITB, will not win the title, when they do cash in the case. However, i’m going to use some logistics. Edge won the first MITB, was a heel, and won sneakily. RVD was next, was a facee, and he won at ECW One Night Stand, after challenging John Cena. CM Punk was last year’s winner, was also face, and beat Edge, sneakily.

    According to the past, two faces and one heel have won. According to the current champions, two heels and one face are champions. The Champions might change, but the MITB winner is the biggest tweener in the history.  The head says Kane, the heart says Kane. Kane challenges for the World Heavyweight Championship, and loses.

    A 25 woman’s Diva Battle Royal including Melina, Maryse, Mickie James, Gail Kim, Michelle McCool, Nikki Bella, Brie Bella, Alicia Fox, Kelly Kelly, Maria, Eve Torres, Katie Lea Burchill, Beth Phoenix, Layla El, Rosa Mendes, Candice Michelle, Natalya, Jillian Hall, Tiffany, Tammy “Sunny” Sytch, Victoria, Molly Holly, Jackie Gayda-Hass, Mae Young and one more unannounced to crown Miss Wrestlemania.

    The head and heart agree again. Whomever the unannounced Diva is.

    Extreme Rules match

    Jeff Hardy vs Matt Hardy

    The head says Jeff. The heart doesnt care, but reluctantly says Matt.

    WWE Tag Team Championship and World Tag Team Championship

    Carlito and Primo (c) vs John Morrison and the Miz (c)

    Again, it looks straight-forward. The head and the heart say with the second best Tag Team in wrestling today. John Morrison and the Miz.

    3-on-1 Handicap Match

    Chris Jericho vs Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka, Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat and ‘Rowdy’ Roddy Piper w/ ‘Nature Boy’ Ric Flair

    The heart says Jericho. It does. However, the head says the Legends.

    World Heavyweight Championship

    for the love of Vickie Guerrero

    Edge (c) vs John Cena vs Big Show

    The stipulation of the love of Vickie Guerrero, makes the head choose Edge. However, the heart wants a new champion, the Big Show.

    WWE Championship

    Triple H (c) vs Randy Orton

    The heart has three certain choices every year. Triple H is one of them, so the heart says Triple H. However, the head thinks this way. Why push Randy Orton up to be the big heel on campus, and not have him win the title? The head says Randy Orton.

    Which leaves us just one match ….

    Shawn Michaels vs the Undertaker

    Mr. Wrestlemania versus the Streak. Undertaker is 16-0 at Wrestlemania, but never before, has he faced the man, whom always seems to steal the show, when it comes to Wrestlemania. How I said earlier, that the heart has three choices, and that Triple H was one? HBK and the Undertaker, are the other two, so the heart is undecided. The head however, doesn’t see the streak breaking, so the head chooses the Undertaker. The heart is torn between two, but thinks the streak could be broken. The heart chooses Shawn Michaels.

    Let’s recap just what the heart and the head have chosen.

    Head: JBL, Kane, the 25th Diva, Jeff, Miz/Morrison, Legends, Edge, Orton, Undertaker

    Heart: JBL, Kane, the 25th Diva, Matt, Miz/Morrison, Jericho, Show, Trips, HBK


  3. SmackDown on YouTube review – 3/27/09

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    Well, here’s something I haven’t really done before. I promised you guys a SmackDown review this weekend, and since I haven’t had the time to fire up the DVR and watch the show, I’m firing up YouTube in my laptop browser at work and reviewing it this way. The YouTube videos of SmackDown generally cut out a lot of unnecessary crap, such as RAW Rebounds and 12 Rounds promotion, so this is pretty much pure, unadulterated SmackDown right here folks.

    The review, after the jump! (more…)

  4. SmackDown review – 1/16/09

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    Welcome to this week’s edition of Crazy Shit Happens to Jeff Hardy, a.k.a. Friday Night SmackDown.  Tonight will feature Victoria’s retirement match as she takes on Michelle McCool before setting off into the sunset.  We’ll also see the return of Jeff Hardy following his unfortunate hit and run accident last week.  What insanely bizarre thing will happen to the WWE Champion this week?

    WWE SmackDown review, after the jump! (more…)

  5. WWE SmackDown 12/19/08 results

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    As stated yesterday, I’ve been super busy lately, to the point that I haven’t even gotten to watch SmackDown from this past Friday, which included Jeff Hardy’s title celebration.  However, since you guys are good to me, here (after the jump, of course) are the results, courtesy of Rajah.com! (more…)

  6. Quick Armageddon picks!

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    I’ve been sitting on my ass the last four hours and haven’t even thought about Armageddon until just now. There’s less than 8 minutes until the show, so I’m going to run through the card real quick and give you my predictions!

    Jericho vs. Cena – World Title – Cena

    Edge vs. Jeff Hardy vs. HHH – Edge.

    CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio – Punk. I was going to say Mysterio, but after Punk dropped the tag titles last night, it seems more logical that he’d be in line for the Intercontinental Championship.

    Matt Hardy vs. Vladimir Kozlov – Kozlov

    Batista vs. Randy Orton – Orton

    Michelle McCool, Maria, Mickie James & Kelly Kelly vs. Victoria, Natalya, Jillian & Maryse – I didn’t even know about this one, but I’m going to say Victoria’s team.

    Finlay vs. Mark Henry – Whoever wins, hopefully this will be the end of it. Which would indicate that Finlay will probably win.

    Enjoy Armageddon, I’ll be around tomorrow with a review!

  7. A quick Cyber Sunday observation

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    This whole Diva costume contest got me thinking.

    Michelle McCool is an army sergeant -Tylene Buck (WCW’s Major Gunns) wants her gimmick back.

    Katie Lea is a vampire – Shelly Martinez wants her gimmick back.

    Lena is a Ninja – Savio Vega wants the Kwang gimmick back.

    Candice, singing badly as Marylin Monroe – Every young blonde pop diva since the glory days of Madonna want their gimmick back.

    For the record I missed the next four Divas

    Beth Phoenix is a knight – Shawn Micheals’ Survivor Series team wants their gimmick back

    Jillian is Batgirl – Molly Holly wants her super hero gimmick back.

    Maria is a bunny – Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends all want their gimmick back – not that you didn’t pose for that particular publication.

    Kelly is a sailor – Popeye wants his gimmick back.

    Tiffany is a nun – The Headbangers want their old gimmick back.

    Brie Bella is cleopatra – WrestleMania IX wants it’s gimmick back.

    Natalya is a cop – Ray Traylor wants his gimmick back.

    Eve is a Ninja Turtle – My 3rd grade self wants it’s gimmick back.

    Maryse is a maid – Rosie from The Jetsons wants her gimmick back.

    Layla is Princess Leia – Lois Griffin wants her gimmick back.

    Victoria is a banana; complete with “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” – Brian Griffin wants his gimmick back

    Mickie James is Lara Croft – Angelina Jolie wants her gimmick back.

    And the WWE Universe has voted (excluding myself, I could care less) – the best gimmick infringement is…  Mickie James as Lara Croft

  8. SmackDown in REAL-TIME! 10/24/08

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    That’s right, we’re back with Friday Night SmackDown real-time coverage!  It’s been a couple of weeks since the last time we did this, but we’re ready to go!

    Friday Night SmackDown is on the air RIGHT NOW on MyNetwork TV!

    Maryse & Natalya def. Michelle McCool & Maria when Maryse pinned Michelle as Maria was distracted by Festus.

    Carlito & Primo def. Bam Neely & Chavo Guerrero when Carlito pinned Bam after Bam was distracted by an argument with Chavo.

    Kung Fu Naki & R-Truth def. MVP & Shelton Benjamin when Naki pinned MVP.

    The Brian Kendrick def. Super Crazy via pinfall.

    Triple H vs. The Undertaker ended in a no contest when The Big Show attacked.

    Full details after the jump! (more…)

  9. SmackDown in MyRealTime; 10/3/08

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    I was far too lazy this morning to actually do a review of last night’s iMPACT, but since the WWE packed up and moved all the way from the CW to MyNetwork TV, the least I could do is SmackDown in Real-Time!  You know how it works; quick results up here, full details after the jump.

    SmackDown is on MyNetwork TV right now!  Check your local listings to find out where you can watch in your area, and keep refreshing every few minutes for the latest updates!

    Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio, Finlay, & Batista def. MVP, JBL, The Brian Kendrick, & Kane when Hardy pinned MVP.

    Intercontinental Champion Santino Marella def United States Champion Shelton Benjamin by pinfall after a distraction from R-Truth.

    Mark Henry & The Great Khali def. Chavo Guerrero via submission when Khali locked in the vice grip.

    CM Punk& The Colons def. Team Priceless when Punk pinned Ted DiBiase.

    WWE Women’s Champion Beth Phoenix def. WWE Diva’s Champion Michelle McCool via pinfall after The Glam Slam.

    WWE Champion Triple H def. World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho vs. ECW Champion Matt Hardy by pinning Hardy in a triple threat match.

    Detailed results after the jump! (more…)

  10. SmackDown in Real Time, 9/19/08

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    Tonight on SmackDown, Jeff Hardy takes on The Brian Kendrick, Triple H takes on MVP, and Vickie Guerrero is expecting her apology from The Undertaker.  All this and more, tonight!  You guys know how it works by now, quick results up here, details after the jump, so stick around, Friday Night SmackDown is on the air right now!

    Michelle McCool def. Maryse to retain the WWE Divas Championship.

    Festus vs. Ryan Braddock ended in a no contest when Jesse and Festus wrapped Braddock in duct tape and bubble wrap and wheeled him out of the arena.

    R-Truth def. Shelton Benjamin.

    Jeff Hardy def. The Brian Kendrick.  After the match, Vladimir Kozlov lays Hardy out at the top of the ramp.

    Carlito’s Cabana with special guest Primo.  They challenge Hawkins and Ryder to a tag title match, which is accepted for next week.

    The Great Khali destroyed Scotty Goldman.

    Triple H def. MVP.

    Full details after the jump! (more…)