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  1. WWE Extreme Rules Post-PPV recap

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    Legend Killer: This is the one they call ‘Legend Killer’ alongside Drowgoddess for the Extreme Rules Post-PPV recap

    Drowgoddess: This is the one they call Drowgoddess alongside the notorious Legend Killer. Let’s recap this thing!

    Legend Killer: First of all, we had the United States Championship match, where Kofi Kingston retained the title against William Regal, Matt Hardy and MVP

    Now, to be honest, I didnt see much of this match, due to technical reasons

    Drowgoddess: Kofi Kingston was certainly a popular choice with the fans, and for the first t ime in a long time, there doesn’t seem to be any grudge between the previous and current champs.

    The focus was just on two guys who want to be the champ.

    Sometimes, that’s all you really need.

    Legend Killer: Did you really see the need for William Regal and Matt Hardy to be involved in the match?

    Personally, I believe that they were there just to make up numbers, as they seemed to be as involved in this match as they were in the build-up to the Vickie/Santina Hog Pen match.

    Drowgoddess: Agreed. Since Kofi just won the title off of MVP, perhaps a rematch that quickly might not have seemed enough. Regal and MVP have certainly had their differences, as have HArdy and MVP.

    The history between all the guys was there.

    Legend Killer: Was Kofi the deserved winner?

    Drowgoddess: I think so. MVP is definitely the guy who is at the breakout point. He could very possibly get in the main event picture soon. HE’s the complete package, and he has huge fan support.

    That being said, Kofi is the guy to step up to the place where MVP was at.

    Kofi has tremendous athleticism, more charisma than half the roster, and a connection with the fans.

    He’s exactly the kind of guy who should be wearing that belt now.

    Legend Killer: He reminds me a bit of Shelton Benjamin

    but I’ve never heard Kofi on the mic

    Drowgoddess: He’s more conversational and comfortable in the little bit of backstage talking that I’ve heard from him, but he hasn’t had much mic time. Maybe now he will, and we can see what he’s like.

    Legend Killer: As long as he doesnt put people to sleep, or make their ears bleed, he should be fine.

    Drowgoddess: I think he’ll be ok, then.

    Legend Killer: Next on the card was the Intercontinental Championship, where Chris Jericho not onlt captured the title for a record ninth time, but he also claimed the mask of Mysterio

    Drowgoddess: Jericho has captured luchedor masks in the past, like Juventud Guerrera’s.

    I wasn’t crazy about this outcome, though I’m taking a “wait and see” attitude because Jericho is so amazing.

    Legend Killer: How long will it be before Rey Mysterio wrestles without a mask on WWE TV?

    I’m looking at it, to be as early as SummerSlam

    Drowgoddess: I hope he doesn’t. Part of his massive appeal to kids and to the Hispanic market is that mask. He’s a superhero. Seeing his face will kill that, even though it has been done before in WCW.

    I know that’s no realistic, considering that Jericho took the mask, but Rey has a different mask almost every night. It’s not like his only one was stolen.

    Legend Killer: maybe he comes out on Smackdown! with a paper bag on his head

    Drowgoddess: Followed by The BEautiful People?

    Legend Killer: quite possibly, that would surely be a swerve nobody saw coming

    Drowgoddess: It’s a license to print money!

    I know that the IC title is supposed to be the #2 guy in the company, but Jericho winning it is almost a step back. A 9-time champ is great, and he should have a belt, but he’s been at th etop before. This almost seems like something he doesn’t really need.

    Legend Killer: Or it shows that the WWE has nothing for Jericho at this present time

    Drowgoddess: That’s my thought.

    Unless he goes after Punk now.

    Legend Killer: They know he should hold a Championship belt, but they dont want him to hold the World Championship, as it wouldnt fit in with their plans

    Drowgoddess: Which would be the greatest thing in the history of things.

    Legend Killer: A Punk/Jericho feud would be something worth watching

    Drowgoddess: If both guys were allowed to go all-out on the promos.

    It would be GOLD, I say!

    You don’t script those two.

    Legend Killer: there’s no need to

    Drowgoddess: You and I know that. Does WWE know that?

    Legend Killer: for those who havent seen Punk’s promos in ROH, should check them out

    Drowgoddess: Absolutely! The man caused near-riots. He went from being the most beloved guy in the building to the most reviled in the space of five minutes once.

    Legend Killer: They probably do, but because of the G rating they’re trying to get, it wont happen

    Drowgoddess: A true thing of beauty.

    Legend Killer: The interesting thing here is what they do with Jericho and Mysterio from here on

    Drowgoddess: I have no idea. If they mean to unmask Rey for good, it could backfire completely.

    Jericho can’t go after Punk while tormenting Rey. He CAN, but it won’t work as well.

    Legend Killer: unless Rey goes after Punk as well

    Drowgoddess: Although I believe that at one point, Jericho was feuding with most of the roster.

    Rey and Punk have no history, not really.

    Legend Killer: It will be somewhat interesting seeing what happens

    CM Punk defeated Umaga in a Samoan Strap match

    I can see that this match was there, to make people think that Punk wasnt going to cash in MiTB later on in the night.

    Drowgoddess: I was surprised at that. Punk actually got Umaga on “Smackdown,” so I thought Umaga would destroy him at the ppv.

    Being the huge, huge Punk fan thatI am, I wanted him to win, but I really didn’t see it happening.

    The real question is what does Umaga do now.

    Legend Killer: Probably what he’s been doing before this match. Nothing.

    Now, match four … ah yes, the ECW Championship

    Tommy Dreamer’s last night on his contrac, and he becomes the new ECW Champion

    What does this mean for ECW?

    Drowgoddess: Hopefully, a return to its roots, however slight. Tommy Dreamer is the last of the ECW originals. Yes, I understand very well that the only two things the current and original ECW have in common are him and those three letters.

    However, Tommy’s been heelish lately, and a heel Tommy as the ECW champ could be fantastic.

    Imagine him taking the rest of the roster to task for not “getting” what ECW is really about, and re-enacting some of his worst momenbts upon them.

    Imagine him losing the title and becoming GM of ECW.

    Legend Killer: I would like to see Jack Swagger get caned in the middle of the ring, like Dreamer was back in the day.

    Drowgoddess: I think it could only be good, even if nothing really changes in terms of the current product.

    Legend Killer: Would they need more ECW originals besides Dreamer, in order for that to work?

    Drowgoddess: His face turn writes itself. Tommy schools him for months, gets him in the ring for the caning, and Swagger takes it with, “Thank you sir, may I have another?”

    Not really. Most of them are dead, crippled, retired, or in other companies.

    There aren’t many to choose from. Tommy was, and always has, been the heart and soul of ECW, so he’s really all you need.

    If you wanted to bring in others, like RVD, for example, it would certainly help, but it isn’t critical.

    Legend Killer: How about say, one-off appearances?

    Drowgoddess: I’d personally love it if Evan Bourne’s recent comments about the new ECW blowing the old ECW out of the water in all ways were to set up a Dreamer/Bourne conflict.

    One-off appearances would be great.

    Particularly if they were handled in true randomness fashion.

    Legend Killer: But, as you mentioned, the majority are either too old, or in different companies like TNA

    Besides RVD, is there anyone else they could bring in

    Drowgoddess: Yes, but some on the indies, who are free to make appearances anywhere, could do it.

    For example, the way that Balls Mahoney and Spike Dudley turned up on TNA for a one-shot was perfect.

    If WWE would be willing to use guys like that who may have appeared on TNA but don’t work for them, there could be several people left.

    Too bad someone treated Jim Mitchell like trash, he’d be a good one.

    Balls, Spike, Mitchell, RVD, and possibly Mikey Whipwreck might be good choices.

    Mikey retired, but he could make an appearance or two.

    Legend Killer: What about guys like Storm and Credible?

    Sandman and Sabu?

    Drowgoddess: Storm might do it, but I’m not sure he’d be interested. I don’t think they’d ask Credible.

    Legend Killer: possibly even a guy like Steve Corino

    Drowgoddess: I don’t think that Corino, Sandman, and Sabu are on the WWE call list.

    I’d love to see as many of the ECW originals turn up as possible, but considering how the WWE looks at people like that, I don’t think full reunions are likely.

    It’s a shame really

    Legend Killer: Imagine Paul Heyman returning to ECW, with Dreamer as Champion

    We both agree that Tommy Dreamer being Champion is nothing but good for ECW

    Drowgoddess: Yes.

    Legend Killer: I think we’ve talked enough about this match. Santina Marella pinned Vickie Guerrero in the Hog Pen match to reclaim the Miss Wrestlemania crown

    Drowgoddess: The less said about this mess the better.

    If the only purpose of it was to divorce Vickie and Edge, then so be it.

    Legend Killer: Couldnt agree more.

    Batista defeated Randy Orton to become the new WWE Champion

    Good move of bad move?

    Drowgoddess: Bad. Very, very bad.

    Legend Killer: How so?

    Legend Killer: The only logic I can see why this is good, is to have Batista feud with Triple H

    Drowgoddess: Some say that he was a main eventer coming back from an injury, and where else could he go but a main event push?

    While there is truth to that, Batista didn’t have to WIN tonight.

    I personally don’t care for the guy. He doesn’t entertain me. That’s irrelevent. The thing is that Orton has been so hot lately, and having anyone take the belt off him right now just feels like a very bad idea.

    The match itself just didn’t seem good enough to be a main event world title match where the title changed hands. The whole match was a letdown.

    Legend Killer: Batista isnt my cup of tea. I refer to him as ‘PenisHead’ in my columns, and him winning the title has destroyed any momemtum Randy Orton has made since winning the title at Backlash

    This match wasnt worthy of a WWE Championship match. Batista cant climb the cage, and the match went way too quick for my liking

    Drowgoddess: Agreed on all points.

    Orton shouldn’t have lost the title to anyone yet, certainly not to Batista.

    Legend Killer: The next match, saw John Cena beat the Big Show in a Submission match

    the only thing I need to say is, did anyone not see Cena winning this match?

    Drowgoddess: Stevie Wonder and the ghost of Helen Keller saw Cena winning this match.

    Note to WWE: If you must have a submissions match, put guys in it who have actual knowledge of and ability in submission wrestling.

    Awful. Just awful. Knowing the outcome didn’t help.

    Legend Killer: The only move I knew either of these two could do, was Cena’s STFU. That right there, showed me that this match shouldnt of been a Submission match.

    Is there any type of match that could have worked? I think an I Quit match could’ve been good.

    Drowgoddess: COnsidering the negative attitude that WWE, and Vince in particular, has shown in the past towards submission wrestling, it’s not surprising that they didn’t think this through.

    An “I Quit” match might have worked, or a “Last Man Standing” match, as was brought up in the thread.

    Legend Killer: Those matches at least, would’ve made things less predictable

    Drowgoddess: And less dull.

    Legend Killer: A match involving John Cena being less dull?

    Drowgoddess: I know.

    I speak of madness, sir.

    Legend Killer: Speaking of madness. That could be the word describe the results of the Ladder match between Jeff Hardy and Edge

    Drowgoddess: In a positive way!

    Legend Killer: Jeff Hardy won the World Title, only for CM Punk, to cash in his Money In The Bank briefcase, and end the night as new World Champion.

    First off, let’s talk about the Ladder match itself. Was it a Main Event quality match>

    Drowgoddess: It had main event quality spots. Overall, it wasn’t quite there. It was a very, very good match. I’m not insulting it or the guys involved in any way. The main event of any ppv, particularly when there is a stipulation like a ladder match, should be a Match of the Year candidate on basic principle.

    While it blew away almost everything else on the show, it wasn’t quite that.

    When you add ppv, main event, world title on theline, and ladder match, it should be epic.

    However, I have to stress that nothing about thismatch was a letdown or in any way disappointing.

    Legend Killer: This match definately had its high points. For example, Jeff Hardy’s Mid-Air Twist Of Fate, and both men destroying the Ladder on the otuside were great moments.

    However, it all pales in comparison somewhat, to CM Punk.

    Drowgoddess: I had heard nothing, absolutely nothing, about him possibly cashing the MITB shot tonight, so hearing his music play was a total shock.

    Legend Killer: It made the, disappointment you could say, of Jeff Hardy winning the title, a lot brighter, seeing CM Punk cash in.

    Drowgoddess: Jeff HArdy is extraordinarily popular. Most of the fans in attendance were thrilled that he won it. That he and Punk are both faces made me wonder, briefly, if Punk might be turning heel.

    It opens up possibilities of an Edge/Punk feud, as Edge lost the title to Hardy, and Punk won it from HArdy, so Edge never lost the title to Punk.

    Legend Killer: but it also opens up a new challenger

    Drowgoddess: I truly did not think that they’d do the same thing twice. I thought for sure that Punk lose after cashing in his title shot. I was stunned in a good way when he won.

    Legend Killer: Perhaps Punk will say he used Edge as inspiration

    Drowgoddess: I could see that.

    Legend Killer: Seeing as thats how Edge won the title using Money In The Bank

    Drowgoddess: True, and Edge is constantly referred to as the”Ultimate Opportunist.”

    Legend Killer: Could that work though, seeing as Punk didnt beat Edge for the title

    Drowgoddess: He really didn’t have to. He could use Edge’s past actions as inspiration.

    Legend Killer: Who do we see challenging Punk for the title?

    and what does the happenings of this PPV, mean for Jeff Hardy’s much-documented Contract negotiations?

    Drowgoddess: Edge will demand a rematch, for sure. Hardy may or may not stay with the company. Jericho could certainly go after him. Even Umaga could give it a shot.

    Jeff Hardy’s contract negotiations are like Edge’s old entrance music. We know what they allow us to know. I personally think that nothing has been decided yet, and WWE got the best of both worlds.

    If Hardy leaves, they don’t lose a champ and he goes out on his back.

    If Hardy stays, he’s in a program for the top title after being taken advantage of in losing it.

    They’ve covered themselves either way. I don’t think it tells us anything about Hardy’s current status, apart from the fact that nothing has been decided.

    Legend Killer: Could the WWE be sending a message to Hardy, stating possibly that, ‘You would be World Champion if you re-sign’?

    Drowgoddess: Definitely. The situation not only covers the WWE either way, it could be a very clear bribe, as it were.

    If that’s what they are doing, I have no problem with it.

    Legend Killer: When if Jeff Hardy’s contract up by the way?

    Drowgoddess: I’m not sure. I thought that it was some time this month, but I could be wrong.

    Legend Killer: It looks like being a very interesting next few months for SmackDown!

    Drowgoddess: Indeed! It was already far and away the best show on WWE. I’m certainly going to be watching without fail.

    Legend Killer: Arguments could be made that ECW is the better program

    Drowgoddess: ECW is a very close second. It’s a smaller show, and talent seems to be less restricted or controlled, which is good. Some of the talent on ECW is awesome, and from an in-ring perspective, ECW may be the best program. In terms of an overall show, “Smackdown” takes the top spot.

    Legend Killer: I agree, although with Dreamer as Champion, ECW could very well take the the spot

    Drowgoddess: That it could. Over the next several months, both “Smackdown” and ECW could give wrestling fans something to feel proud about.

    Legend Killer: What do you say for RAW’s future?

    Drowgoddess: I have trouble watching RAW. Compared to the other two shows, it has felt boring, plodding, utterly ridiculous, or repetitive. With Batista as champ, I don’t know what that spells for Orton and the Legacy.

    Having Orton chase the belt doesn’t work as well as him holding it.

    Trips will turn up soon, and if he wants to be a heel, he can go after Batista again.

    I don’t know what to say about RAW’s future, but it can only go up.

    Legend Killer: Finally, what was your opinion on Extreme Rules as a whole?

    Drowgoddess: Low. It was a weak show that did not live up to the name or the expectations. Kofi Kingston winning a title was great, but how “extreme” was that match, really?

    The ladder match at the end and the aftermatch saved the show.

    In general, they need to do better next time or scrap the idea altogether.

    Legend Killer: I saw it as not worth my money. Sure, Punk coming out at the end was a surprise, and the Mysterio/Jericho and Edge/Hardy matches were good. But nothing else, really made me sit up and go Wow!

    Drowgoddess: No, not at all. Lots of people are going to feel ripped off as far as this show is concerned.

    As well they should.

    Legend Killer: Although, those who are Batista/Cena/Punk fans will feel quite happy

    Drowgoddess: This is what happens when you shove too many ppvs in a year out there.

    True. I revel with the Punk fans.

    Legend Killer: The next PPV is just three weeks away, the Bash. Will you be watching?

    Drowgoddess: It’s too early to tell. Those of us not billionaires have to pick and choose our shows. I’ll be watching TNA’s “Slammiversary” for sure, and “The Bash” is the following Sunday. I’ll wait and see what the card is before committing to another ppv.

    Legend Killer: Whereas I wont be watching any of them. Pay-Pre-Views just arent as good as they used to be.

    Drowgoddess: Generally speaking, I have to agree with you, but there are good reasons for watching “Slammiversary” this year.

    Again, if there weren’t so many ppvs, the quality would almost HAVE to go up.

    Legend Killer: You would think so

    Drowgoddess: A ppv should never feel like an episode of tv that you shelled out $30 or $40 to watch.

    Legend Killer: exactly

    and especially, when you can watch the high points of the PPV matches, on the next week’s weekly shows

    Drowgoddess: Over and over and over again.

    That really doesn’t make the paying customer feel very smart.

    Legend Killer: No it doesnt, it’s a shame the WWE got rid of these streams

    Drowgoddess: Indeed.

    Legend Killer: Well, I’d say that about call it a night.

    Drowgoddess: Agreed.

    Legend Killer: Thank you for joining me for the BWF post-PPV recap

    Drowgoddess: My pleasure, anytime.

    Legend Killer: My thanks to ThinkSoJoe and Drowgoddess for helping with BoredWrestlingFan.com’s coverage of WWE Extreme Rules, this has been the one they call ‘Legend Killer’, reminding you to tune in this Wednesday for my column, plus for all thr weekly wrestling coverage as well. So long from Extreme Rules!

  2. WWE Extreme Rules … with a twist!

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    This is BoredWrestlingFan.com’s review of WWE Extreme Rules. Proudly brought to you by ThinkSoJoe, Legend Killer and Drowgoddess, through the powers of MSN Messenger. The following contains some Coarse language and mentioning of John Cena. Reader Discrection is advised. Also, the following was viewed via a stream. Streams are illegal, and BWF does not recommend viewing WWE PPVs this way. However for us, it works really well.

    Legend Killer: this could be good, if the streams decide to work lol

    ThinkSoJoe: right. The one I’m watching is up and running the pre-show, so I should be good unless WWE snipes it at some point

    Legend Killer: I have one thats died and another that just loves to cut out

    ThinkSoJoe: well, that was weird. the pre-show just ended and my browser crashed. I got it back up though.

    Legend Killer: somehow I see the WWE sniping this like 2 seconds in

    Legend Killer: It contains scenes not suitable for children LOL

    ThinkSoJoe: Well, I guess we’ll find out in about two minutes if you’re right. I love the European disclaimer at the start of the shows over there

    ThinkSoJoe: Kofi Kingston is out first – breaking the age old wrestling tradition that says the champion comes out last

    ThinkSoJoe: This match could do well as just Kingston vs. MVP in a rematch from Monday. Luckily Matt Hardy and William Regal are pretty good wrestlers in their own right and will probably add to the match quality rather than take away from it

    ThinkSoJoe: Matt Hardy’s trying to steal a win, but Kingston is holding his own

    ThinkSoJoe: Regal caught Kofi out of the Trouble in Paradise, tossed him into Hardy – Kofi got a two on the move

    ThinkSoJoe: Trouble in Paradise on Regal – Kingston retains!

    Legend Killer: that was predicted, you dont normally change a title twice in a week

    ThinkSoJoe: I’m 1 for 1 so far tonight in my predictions from my column from yesterday

    Legend Killer: I made my predictions in the forum at WWI

    ThinkSoJoe: Josh Matthews is special. He gets to be on RAW and ECW for some reason

    Legend Killer: maybe because he finished third in Tough Enough?

    ThinkSoJoe: Big Show has his own bus. He’s planning on doing worse to Cena than what he did at Backlash.

    ThinkSoJoe: shhh… don’t tell anybody – Rey lost his mask in WCW

    Legend Killer: maybe Big Show thinks he’s DX?

    Legend Killer: or the new Lex Luger?

    Legend Killer: is it just me, or is Jericho getting as big as JBL?

    ThinkSoJoe: he’s definitely put on a bit of weight

    Legend Killer: it looks like he could eat the Filthy Animal

    ThinkSoJoe: Even with his added girth, Jericho’s still a hell of a wrestler

    Legend Killer: I cannot agree more

    ThinkSoJoe: nice counter there by Jericho, catching Rey out of a low dropkick into a Walls of Jericho attempt

    Legend Killer: oh no shit JR, the first time the IC Title has been defended at Extreme Rules

    Legend Killer: probably because this is the first Extreme Rules PPV, do we really think we’re that stupid?

    ThinkSoJoe: finally, we’re getting down to the no holds barred stuff. sort of. I don’t think the plastic top piece of the table is really going to make a difference.

    ThinkSoJoe: I just saw WCW Rey Mysterio!

    Legend Killer: without the mask?

    Legend Killer: They dont want Mysterio to look 6

    ThinkSoJoe: indeed, Jericho had it pulled up, Rey’s face was on camera.

    ThinkSoJoe: interesting note is that Jericho mentions in his book “A Lion’s Tale” that the first time he met Mysterio, he thought he was a 12 year old kid.

    Legend Killer: thats because he really is 12

    ThinkSoJoe: Rey’s call got disconnected – nice backbreaker by Jericho

    Legend Killer: they just say he’s older so he can drink

    Legend Killer: Why do I see Rey winning?

    ThinkSoJoe: Jericho once again hits the Codebreaker out of nowhere

    Legend Killer:oh look, 619 got countered! HA!

    ThinkSoJoe: Finally, some plunder – Jericho’s got a chair

    Legend Killer: I’ve somewhat enjoyed this match

    ThinkSoJoe: Rey Rey goes Raven with the drop toe hold onto the chair

    ThinkSoJoe: WALLS OF JERICHO out of nowhere! But a nice counter by Mysterio with the chair!

    Legend Killer: I was gonna say, that chair seems comviently placed doesnt it

    ThinkSoJoe: Jericho got the mask! And the Intercontinental Championship for the 9th time!

    Legend Killer: look at his small, small head

    ThinkSoJoe: Jericho should start collecting trophies from his opponents like he did in WCW

    ThinkSoJoe: in fact, bring back the WCW trophies, such as Juventud Guerrera’s mask and whatnot

    Legend Killer: it wouldnt surprise me if they re-hashed old gimmicks for Jericho

    ThinkSoJoe: they’re not really going to do the WWE Championship match this early, are they?

    Legend Killer: is Batista/Randy next?

    ThinkSoJoe: well, I did see Josh Matthews standing by with Batista, so maybe they’re just re-living what happened on Monday for the fun of it

    ThinkSoJoe: Batista wants Orton to get ready for a long road of pain and suffering.

    Legend Killer: or because they have to kill time

    ThinkSoJoe: Samoan Strap match is next. Complete with a real live Samoan

    ThinkSoJoe: According to JR, Umaga was not born on the Bayou. Thank you for pointing that out there, Jimmy.

    Legend Killer: He’s been the king of the obvious tonight has Good Ol’ JR

    ThinkSoJoe: shouldn’t the arms be crossed on CM Punk’s shirt? I mean, it’s a cool shirt and all, but when does he just put his arms like that?

    ThinkSoJoe: notice they never show the part where Umaga actually challenged Punk to a strap match in plain English?

    ThinkSoJoe: I think this is the first time the announcers have actually pointed out that you have to be dragging your opponent by the strap when you touch the turnbuckles in these kind of matches. I was wondering why the faster guys never just tried to run around the ring touching the turnbuckles as soon as the bell rings

    ThinkSoJoe: a sign of the dumbing down of humanity – there’s actually a score graphic to illustrate if a corner has been touched, despite the fact that you have to touch all four uninterrupted. There’s only four corners, it’s not that hard to keep up, people.

    Legend Killer: they are dumbiying this down for children remember

    ThinkSoJoe: ah, the old PG rating

    Legend Killer: people like us who have a fully developed brain can understand

    ThinkSoJoe: but still, my four year old can count to four, I don’t know how hard it is to figure out

    Legend Killer: but those who the WWE are targeting as their fanbase, they have to explain everything to them

    ThinkSoJoe: I suppose those who found RAW at the Staples Center a couple weeks ago entertaining would probably need to have this concept visually explained to them

    Legend Killer: they’re probably wondering what the red and green lights mean

    Legend Killer: for us well minded people, JBL beat Eddie Guerrero in a similar match for the WWE Championship at the first WWE version of the Great American Bash

    ThinkSoJoe: Umaga showcases his strength with that pull of the strap

    ThinkSoJoe: GO TO SLEEP! and Punk falls conveniently back into the fourth corner and picks up the win!

    ThinkSoJoe: now maybe Punk can go on to other things, like using the MiTB briefcase again

    Legend Killer: I forgot he had that until it said at the start

    ThinkSoJoe: well there it is. He’s confusing it for a hat

    ThinkSoJoe: Gregory Helms standing by with Captain Charisma. WASSUPWITDAT?!?

    ThinkSoJoe: Dreamer seems confident. Hey look, it’s Jack Thhhhhhwagger

    Legend Killer: it’s Dusty Rhodes!!!… I mean Jack Swagger!

    ThinkSoJoe: Ah Tony Chimel. I remember when you got to work more than one match at a PPV

    ThinkSoJoe: Christian’s got a 33% chance of leaving with his championship – but it’s “hardcore rules,” which completely benefits Tommy Dreamer

    ThinkSoJoe: and once again, the Champion is out first for the title match

    Legend Killer: although Jericho came out first, so it-s 1 and 1 in that count

    ThinkSoJoe: You are correct, sir

    ThinkSoJoe: ECW Chants – I bet Vince can’t wait to get rid of Dreamer, which will probably kill that chant off in WWE once and for all

    Legend Killer: the ECW chant will never die

    Legend Killer: it’s like Matt Hardy

    ThinkSoJoe: Tommy and Christian bringing the Extreme

    ThinkSoJoe: Tommy needs to hit people with random things again, not just the usual crap

    ThinkSoJoe: I remember in ECW he hit a guy with a Nintendo

    ThinkSoJoe: Christian did the Tree of Woe dropkick – that’s gimmick infringement!

    Legend Killer: Jack Swagger is gimmick infringement of Dusty Rhodes.

    Legend Killer: is Dreamer and Christian carrying this match?

    ThinkSoJoe: THhhhhwagger’s gotten a bit of offense in so far

    ThinkSoJoe: but indeed it’s mostly Christian and Dreamer

    Legend Killer: which doesnt surprise me

    ThinkSoJoe: Tower of Doom by Christian, Dreamer crashes into the trash cans and Swagger to the mat

    Legend Killer: that move is unique to WWE, yet TNA seem to do it every PPV

    ThinkSoJoe: I used to see it in NSPW before I ever saw it on TV

    ThinkSoJoe: In fact, I think Eric Young was the first one I saw do the move

    ThinkSoJoe: DREAMER WINS! DREAMER WINS!

    ThinkSoJoe: Did Striker just say Dreamer’s real name on the show?

    Legend Killer: I missed it

    ThinkSoJoe: Dreamer picked it up with a crutch shot and DDT to Thhhwagger

    Legend Killer: I just caught the replay, notice how Christian didnt get pinned

    ThinkSoJoe: yup

    Legend Killer: we are 1 hour and 17 minutes into the PPV, and already four matches are won and done

    ThinkSoJoe: and two titles have changed hands
    and I’m currently two for four

    Legend Killer: I’m three for four

    ThinkSoJoe: Chavo just got popped in the snout by Aunt Vickie

    Legend Killer: the winner will join Henry Godwinn as the only winners of a Hog Pen match

    ThinkSoJoe: Jerry Lawler is standing by a bunch of pigs. And I don’t mean the Jerry Lawler type of pig, I mean like real pigs
    did he say “without further doo doo?” Is John Cena scripting Jerry Lawler’s promos?

    Legend Killer: I thought for a second it was Billy and Chuck

    ThinkSoJoe: You asked about three minute warning earlier, well, you know what happened to Rico’s theme music.

    Legend Killer: I bet we can reviews this match without needing to watch it
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Legend Killer: oh look, Lieutenant Loco is taking the place of Vickie

    ThinkSoJoe: I wonder if Corporal Cajun will make a triumphant return to help out tonight – they are in Louisiana

    Legend Killer: Doesnt the Cajun do cartoons for a wrestling magazine?

    ThinkSoJoe: As a matter of fact, he does for PWI

    Legend Killer: I thought so

    ThinkSoJoe: Vickie’s been slopped.

    Legend Killer: Cole’s impersonation of JR. Slop! Slop! Slop!

    ThinkSoJoe: Vickie did the J.O.B.

    Legend Killer: Goldust has turretts again

    ThinkSoJoe: Goldust needs expense reports signed – and still has turrets

    ThinkSoJoe: no, Chavo, I’m laughing at you

    ThinkSoJoe: EDGE!

    Legend Killer: they’re not even married are they?

    ThinkSoJoe: Edge calling for the divorce. First Jeff Hardy, then the marriage
    Not a good night to be the GM of RAW

    Legend Killer: here comes the Cage!!

    ThinkSoJoe: Speaking of RAW…

    ThinkSoJoe: be interesting to see which superstar is out first

    …and it’s the Champ

    Legend Killer: 1 and 2 for champs out first

    ThinkSoJoe: so that’s three out of four title matches tonight where the Champion has come out first – tradition be damned, it’s Extreme!

    Legend Killer: but Kofi’s the only one to retain

    ThinkSoJoe: So far. This and the World Heavyweight Championship to go for title matches

    ThinkSoJoe: John Cena vs. The Big Show is still to come as well

    Legend Killer: wheres Triple H?

    ThinkSoJoe: “injured”

    Legend Killer: isnt it about time he returns?

    ThinkSoJoe: he was kicked in the head at Backlash, which was in April, so given the timetable for a return from the Randy Orton Mega Final – whatever G-Bag calls it is about 4 months, so since we’re talking about The Game, probably soon

    Legend Killer: he is the Super-Being Triple H after all

    Drowgoddess: I’m in!
    Like Flynn!

    ThinkSoJoe: LK and I were just discussing the timetable for a Triple H return from his “injury”

    DrowGoddess: A Randy Orton Super Mega Kick of Final Ultimate Death
    I see.

    Legend Killer: it only took Vince like a month to come back didnt it?

    ThinkSoJoe: He got kicked in the head before the Royal Rumble in January and came back after WrestleMania in April, so three months
    (LK EDIT: Vince McMahon was back the RAW before Wrestlemania.)

    Drowgoddess: But he was, of course, superhuman.

    ThinkSoJoe: well, of course. He’s the boss.

    Drowgoddess: How much more superhuman than Vince is Trips supposed to be?

    ThinkSoJoe: He’s not – Vince came back from torn quads faster than Triple H did

    Drowgoddess: Didn’t Vince tear two and Trips just one?

    ThinkSoJoe: indeed

    Drowgoddess: Ok, let me rephrase. Trips is Vince’s representative on Earth, and therefore cannot compete with his power, but is the next closest thing.

    ThinkSoJoe: that sounds about right.

    Drowgoddess: Who thinks the Batista chants are “helped?”
    Of course, he may actually be that popular.
    What do I know of such things?

    ThinkSoJoe: Batista recently lost a cage match to Jericho – and Monday on RAW defeated Cody Rhodes in a cage by pinfall instead of climbing out of the cage. Then he didn’t climb in to help Ric Flair. Perhaps Batista’s been rendered incapable of physically climbing the cage?

    Drowgoddess: Between nailing Divas like his name was Bob Vila and “medicating,” would you be shocked that he can’t?

    ThinkSoJoe: As far as Batista’s popularity, I’ve been at WWE shows with Batista chants, but the one I attended recently wasn’t one of them

    Drowgoddess: I remember when Randy ORton had reversals for everything.

    Drowgoddess: My friend Arthur was playing an e-fed character called “The Pinfall Wizard” Michael merlin (from the mean streets of suburban Delaware), and he thought that Orton was the exact wrestling style that his character would have.

    ThinkSoJoe: Chris Jericho is the one who does that now. Hell, he reversed a 619 into stealing Mysterio’s mask and rolling him up for a pin earlier in the night.

    ThinkSoJoe: Holy shit – Batista won?

    Drowgoddess: BULLSHIT!!!

    Legend Killer: Oh FUCK no

    ThinkSoJoe: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?
    As if RAW didn’t suck bad enough as it was

    Drowgoddess: What the fuck was that???

    Legend Killer: he must’ve ‘polished off’ Triple H

    ThinkSoJoe: look – he’s climbing the ropes but not even bothering to climb up the cage to show off the belt

    Legend Killer: thats because he cant

    Drowgoddess: What a shit match for a world title change, regardless of the outcome. And the outcome is proof that there is no god.

    ThinkSoJoe: I absolutely have to agree with you on that one, Drow

    ThinkSoJoe: Hopefully this means Edge is going over

    ThinkSoJoe: Hell, they have to have The Big Show go over Cena too to make up for this shit

    Legend Killer: If Edge doesnt win, I’m rioting

    Drowgoddess: A one-man Aussie riot. I’d pay to see that. Moreso than this show.

    Legend Killer: mand I’m starting with PenisMan himself, Batista

    Drowgoddess: It’s at times like this that I feel TNA gets a disproportionate share of shit from people.

    ThinkSoJoe:You can’t lose a step if you never had it, Cena!

    ThinkSoJoe: Which means I’m probably stuck watching John Cena and The Big Show pretend they know how to properly apply submission holds

    Legend Killer: oh wait, I’m back

    Drowgoddess: And better than ever…

    ThinkSoJoe: got a knack for making things better?

    Legend Killer: I’m surprised their not showing footage from 2004 and WM

    Legend Killer: face facts, cause your opinion dont matter

    ThinkSoJoe: my official prediction for this match on BWF yesterday was that I’m going to fall asleep.

    Legend Killer: my predcition is Cena, because Cena secretly wears the Yellow and Red

    ThinkSoJoe: The only thing that could save this match is the ghost of he-who-shall-remain-nameless coming back and making them both tap in a total of 5 seconds. Or killing them

    ThinkSoJoe: I did wind up saying Cena would win

    Legend Killer: theres no pillows or kettle cords, so theres no chance of that happening

    Drowgoddess: I’d rather see Benoit kill them both than watch this match.

    ThinkSoJoe: The set for this PPV is a giant X. That’s almost as good of a set as the inVasion set with it’s giant V

    ThinkSoJoe: wtf. There wasn’t a PPV in March, but since WrestleMania, there’s been a WWE PPV every three weeks.

    Drowgoddess: Ooo! Maybe Bryan Danielson is stopping by to see Regal, and he hits the ring to show those bitches what real submission wrestling is all about!

    Drowgoddess: It’s what Jesus would do.
    You know you want it.

    ThinkSoJoe: I’ve never wanted to see Kurt Angle make a run-in any more than I do right now.

    Drowgoddess: Ok, yeah, but I like my idea better.

    Drowgoddess: Is it a submission if Big SHow sits on your chest?

    ThinkSoJoe: I guess you get what you pay for – or in this case, don’t pay for

    Drowgoddess: Ah, back on.
    Not that that’s a good thing.

    ThinkSoJoe: *disclaimer: BoredWrestlingFan.com and it’s staff do not endorse streaming PPV feeds*

    Legend Killer: *disclaimer* However, the staff member who writes columns on Wednesdays endorses not paying for a WWE Pay Per View*

    Drowgoddess: *disclaimer* The Executive Shareholder endorses ppvs not being mind-numbingly shit-tacular, regardless of company.

    ThinkSoJoe: I figure if I say we don’t endores streaming the PPVs then it’s less damaging if WWE reads this review and decides “hey, these guys are telling people that it’s possible to watch our completely unnecessary and shitty PPVs for free on the internet”

    Drowgoddess: Good point.

    ThinkSoJoe: especially since I’d be the one getting the letter from their attorney

    Drowgoddess: That’s why you’re the boss.

    Drowgoddess: But hey, we’d be proving Vince’s assertion that fans watch the show together, instead of each person buying it separately.
    🙂

    ThinkSoJoe: and if WWE legal are reading this, Hi, Mr. McDevitt!

    Drowgoddess: I’m glad Big Show is enjoying something about this. Someone should, it sure as hell isn’t us.
    Jerry! Wassup, man!

    ThinkSoJoe: of course, if anybody from WWE were actually reading this, they’d know that real fans hate John Cena and Batista

    Legend Killer: if WWE were watching, they’d have shut BWF down due to my links in my columns

    Drowgoddess: The man has a point.

    ThinkSoJoe: this is true

    Legend Killer: how can this match go longer than anything else so far?

    Drowgoddess: Your links are patently offensive.

    ThinkSoJoe: This match isn’t over yet?

    Drowgoddess: Slow, lumbering plodding takes time.

    Legend Killer: my links also dont lead to what I hint them to

    ThinkSoJoe: the longer this crap goes, the shorter the ladder match that everybody actually wants to watch will be

    Drowgoddess: Therein lies the beauty of them.

    ThinkSoJoe: I hate leaving comments about the links in your articles, LK, for the sheer fact that I don’t want to spoil them for anybody who reads the comments first for some reason

    Drowgoddess: You know, at “Tag Wars 2008,” ROH had a tag match between AOTF (Black and Jacobs) and the MCMG. It really ended up being a submissions match between Alex Shelley’s Border City Stretch and Jimmy Jacobs’s End Times. THAT was a fantastic submissions match. I wish I were watching that match right now.

    Drowgoddess: Sorry, I waxed nostalgic for actual submission wrestling done by people who, you know, can actually do it.
    In case WWE reads this.
    😛

    ThinkSoJoe: every time I see a submission match between two guys who suck at submission holds, I really miss Kurt Angle and you-know-who. Their ultimate submission match was just pure awesome

    ThinkSoJoe: hooray for using the attitude adjustment in a submission match.

    ThinkSoJoe: goodnight, Cena

    Drowgoddess: I don’t mean to sound rude, because you ARE the man, but why do you call him you-know-who? This isn’t “Harry Potter,” and I don’t see the point in not saying his name when everyone knows who he was.

    ThinkSoJoe: “if Cena can’t answer the count, this one’s over”
    when did this become a last man standing match?

    Drowgoddess: You’re totally right about the match, though. A thing of beauty, it was.

    Drowgoddess: Don’t get me wrong, I’m not stepping on your right to call it as you see it, I just honestly want to know from someone who isn’t twelve or retarded. Or both.

    Drowgoddess: BULLSHIT!!!!

    Drowgoddess: Sure, we could all see it coming, but I cry BULLSHIT!!!

    ThinkSoJoe: bullshit or not, it’s thankfully over.

    Drowgoddess: Indeed.
    My soul hurts.

    ThinkSoJoe: for the record – no problem with mentioning Benoit by name, just habit after two years.

    Drowgoddess: Ok.
    The best announcers ever could not make this match work.
    The only thing extreme about that match was my desire to gouge out my own eyes with a plastic fork.

    ThinkSoJoe: PPVs have to end by – I think – 10:57, so with intro video and entrances, we’re looking at no more than 30 minutes for this one

    Drowgoddess: They can make it work. They’re both good enough.

    Legend Killer: I thought they had to end 10 minutes before

    ThinkSoJoe: it’s either 10:53 or 10:57
    I’m not entirely positive
    and that’s here in the States, so I don’t know if it’s earlier on that side of the pond

    Drowgoddess: Either way, WWE isn’t know for filling the entire time.

    ThinkSoJoe: JR mentions Bob Vila just about an hour after Drowgoddess mentions him in our conversation here. Is JR spying on us?

    Legend Killer: Thats not good

    Drowgoddess: But does JR have a webcam?

    ThinkSoJoe: Once again, the Champion makes his way out first

    Drowgoddess: If we can’t be personally identified, nothing can be proven.
    Anyone could have sat here and typed.

    Legend Killer: I just realized, I have to somehow edit this (LK EDIT: The edit is what you’re reading right now :D)

    Drowgoddess: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Legend Killer: and turn it into something readable

    ThinkSoJoe: yup. You sure do

    Drowgoddess: SOrry, that was rude of me.
    Drink up, then!

    Legend Killer: and the Vampiro fans go wild

    Drowgoddess: Are there any left?

    ThinkSoJoe: I’m still a fan of Vampiro

    Legend Killer: I thought they were gonna call him the Charismatic Enigma

    ThinkSoJoe: They’ve been calling him the unique enigma. I’m sure if you search for Charismatic Enigma you’ll eventually find the DVD that TNA put out on him

    Drowgoddess: I liked Vampiro back in the day. He’s honestly been off my radar. I watch him every now and then on the luche libre show on Galavision.

    Legend Killer: I believe they’re still selling that DVD on shoptna.com

    Drowgoddess: Unique enigma is even dumber than the original name.

    Legend Killer: its better than the ‘Rainbow Warrior’

    Drowgoddess: Granted.

    ThinkSoJoe: http://shoptna.com/enigma-the-best-of-jeff-hardy.aspx

    Drowgoddess: Yup.

    Legend Killer: these two are the best in ladder matches *cough*Shawn Michaels*cough*

    Drowgoddess: I’ll give Michaels credit where it’s due, but even things that the great and powerful Michaels has done can be improved upon.

    Legend Killer: I’m finding it funny that Todd Grisham is trying to tell us that this is the first Ladder match Jeff Hardy and Edge have competed in

    ThinkSoJoe: these guys get the credit though because they took the standard that Shawn Michaels set and, as Drow said, improved on it

    Drowgoddess: Perhaps he means against each other, one on one. Or perhaps he’s retarded.

    ThinkSoJoe: I’m sure he meant it’s the first singles ladder match between the two

    Drowgoddess: YEs. What he said.
    🙂

    Legend Killer: I agree. Todd Grisham is retarded

    Legend Killer: Edge meet Ladder. Ladder meet Edge

    ThinkSoJoe: and now, Mr. Ladder, let me introduce you to Jeff Hardy

    Drowgoddess: Now that we all know each other….

    Legend Killer: Those ladders will not give, yet that ladder is bent up all out of shape

    Drowgoddess: Shhh!

    ThinkSoJoe: that ladder must’ve been in the clearance aisle at the home depot
    it was a factory defect

    Drowgoddess: This show is a factory defect.
    Todd Grisham is a factory defect.

    Legend Killer: Factory defect? I thought all ladders were meant to have a guy like Hardy fall on them
    WWE Extreme Rules is a Factory Defect

    ThinkSoJoe: how much do you think the annual ladder budget is for WWE?

    Drowgoddess: What’s the entirity of the Gross National Product of Sweden?

    Legend Killer: thats probably why Jeff Hardy wont re-sign, they’re taking the Ladders out of his paycheck

    Drowgoddess: LOL

    ThinkSoJoe: best submission hold I’ve seen all night – and there was a submission match on the card!

    Drowgoddess: Two of the best wrestlers all night.

    Legend Killer: I still dont know how a Submission match is ‘Extreme’
    It’s about as extreme as a ‘Judy Bagwell on a Pole’ match

    Drowgoddess: It would have been if Angle and Danielson and Low Ki were doing it.
    Or Samoa Joe from 2004-06.

    ThinkSoJoe: the fatal four way “stipulation” was more extreme than that submission match

    Legend Killer: or these two circa 2001
    reviewing Extreme Rules the way we have, is more extreme than a Submission match

    Drowgoddess: Playing around with my dogs is more extreme than that submission match.

    Legend Killer: getting up of a morning is more extreme than a Submission match

    Drowgoddess: A working ladder. As opposed to the white-collar variety.

    ThinkSoJoe: I’m getting ready for work right now – and THAT’S more extreme than a submission match

    Legend Killer: why doesn’t Jeff just knock the title down with the Ladder?

    Drowgoddess: Look at the size of that ladder! Could Todd Grisham be much more homoerotic?

    ThinkSoJoe: he does know he’s nowhere near the belt, right?

    Legend Killer: I wanted to see Jeff’s legs stretch like a Stretch Armstrong

    ThinkSoJoe: oh shit, that was a slick move by Hardy. Kid’s got more guts than brains, but that was a smart move right there

    Drowgoddess: Edge’s move was likewise smart.

    ThinkSoJoe: Hardy, for those reading the conversation instead of watching the match, tipped a very tall ladder in the corner forward and kind of fell on the belt. Edge sprang up and pulled him down off the title

    Legend Killer: Why wouldnt someone else not in the match, think of climbing up the ladder whilst these two are outside, and grab the title?

    ThinkSoJoe: because it wouldn’t count. Unless you’re CM Punk.

    Legend Killer: Why wouldnt it count? You could claim to be World Champion
    much like if you did it at Wrestlemania in MiTB

    Drowgoddess: You could claim to be Emperor of Rome, and if you aren’t booked in the match, it won’t count.

    ThinkSoJoe: this isn’t TNA where you can just steal something and then defend it at will

    Drowgoddess: Oh, snap!

    Legend Killer: or WCW where you can find a title in the rubbish and claim it as your own

    Drowgoddess: But that’s just the American Way!

    ThinkSoJoe: well, to be fair, WWE did something similar when Mideon found the European Championship in Shane’s bag

    Drowgoddess: But that was kind of funny.
    Kind of.

    Legend Killer: It could have been Naked Mideon?

    Legend Killer: I wonder do they realize that their not gonna reach the title from there?

    ThinkSoJoe: shades of WrestleMania 23

    Legend Killer: will those Ladders give now JR?

    Drowgoddess: Jeebus, that looked like it hurt a LOT.

    Drowgoddess: Can they talk about impact on WWE programming?

    ThinkSoJoe: after that fall through a ladder, they’re back in the ring and trying to climb for the title? Somebody should do an article on the art of selling.

    ThinkSoJoe: Oh wait

    Legend Killer: is that a ref bump in a Ladder match?

    ThinkSoJoe: Twist of Fate out of a midair spear!

    Drowgoddess: That’s a great idea, someone should.
    Wow!!!

    Legend Killer: That was impressive

    Legend Killer: We ready for the post PPV show Drow?

    Drowgoddess: Huh?

    Legend Killer: may as well do a post-PPV show considering we’re here

    Drowgoddess: Ok.

    ThinkSoJoe: Hardy just tied Edge up in the ladder…. NEW CHAMPION!

    Legend Killer: Oh FUCK no

    ThinkSoJoe: Well, my predictions all sucked for tonight

    Drowgoddess: Your predictions weren’t the only thing.

    Legend Killer: I enjoyed Mysterio and Jericho for some reason

    ThinkSoJoe: this show certainly isn’t going to be the breeding ground for any MOTY conversations, but I have to agree that Mysterio and Jericho wasn’t terrible

    ThinkSoJoe: Show’s not over yet folks…

    Legend Killer: CM Punk!!

    ThinkSoJoe: IT’S CM PUNK!!!

    Drowgoddess: So we have Kofi as IC champ, Batista as one world champ and Jeff HArdy as the other.

    ThinkSoJoe: LET’S GO PUNK!!

    Legend Killer: this is what happens when you dont sign new deals Jeff

    ThinkSoJoe: GTS! NEW CHAMPION – WHAT?!

    ThinkSoJoe: Hardy Kicked Out!

    ThinkSoJoe: Hardy gets two!

    ThinkSoJoe: this PPV just got exciting

    Legend Killer: things just got exciting all of a sudden

    ThinkSoJoe: GTS #2

    Drowgoddess: I want Punk to win, but I don’t see it.

    ThinkSoJoe: 1, 2, 3 NEW CHAMPION!!

    Drowgoddess: YES!!!!!!!!
    Sweet mother of god, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Legend Killer: Two NEW Champions in the space of three minutes

    ThinkSoJoe: Finally, something good on this PPV

    Drowgoddess: CM Punk ruined nothing, JR!

    ThinkSoJoe: CM Punk is your New World’s Heavyweight Champion!

    Legend Killer: at least they know how to end things with a BANG!

    ThinkSoJoe: OMG what an end to a pretty weak show

    ThinkSoJoe: Hardy winning would’ve been enough, really, but Punk taking it makes it even better

    Legend Killer: it kinda makes it worthwhile in a sense

    Drowgoddess: Too bad Punk isn’t supposed to turn heel. As popular as HArdy is, it would be a g reat time.

    ThinkSoJoe: I’ve got to get out of here guys

    Drowgoddess: Awww.
    Bye, then, Joe!

    ThinkSoJoe: Later

    Legend Killer: Joe leaves for work, now stay tuned for the post-PPV show

  3. RAW Review – 6/1/09

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    Finally – ThinkSoJoE…  HAS COME BACK! to reviewing shows.  I’ve been trying to get motivated to write about the programming lately, but I’ve been sleeping through most of it.  RAW’s been boring, ECW’s been entertaining but I haven’t really been paying a lot of attention to it, and SmackDown hasn’t been bad – but I’m usually sleeping when it’s on.  That’s the problem with working overnights, I guess.  Anyway, Kofi Kingston will be taking on MVP for the United States Championship tonight, so without further adieu, let’s get started…

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  4. RAW Bullet-Points 4/27/09

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    Yes folks, the format from last week’s RAW is back! I liked the way last week’s turned out, even if it was a lot more work than normal, so we’re going with it again. Randy Orton is the WWE Champion after last night’s Backlash event, and Triple H was sent to the hospital, so tonight I suppose we’ll find out who’s going to step up to challenge the Legend Killer (not our Legend Killer, the WWE’s version) for his title.

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  5. SmackDown results – 4/24/09

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    I wasn’t home and missed the first half of SmackDown, so here are the results courtesy of tvfanatic.com:

    WWE SmackDown was taped this week from London. In the main event, Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase took on Shane McMahon and Batista. Here’s a rundown of events and matches from the event…

    – Edge comes (to the) ring and cuts promo on Sunday’s Backlash. Lots of heat when he mentions Vickie Guerrero. She sucks.

    – Matt Hardy and Kane defeat Jeff Hardy and CM Punk; Solid match. Matt gets the rollup on Jeff for the victory.

    – The Big Show defeats The Undertaker; The Big Show delivers a knockout blow to the back of Undertaker’s head. The referee stops the match because Undertaker can’t continue. But The Undertaker gets up and punches Big Show out of the ring.

    – Maryse defeats Gail Kim, retains the WWE Divas Championship; very boring match.

    – MVP defeats Chavo Guerrero; quick match that was followed by a challenge to MVP by Dolph Ziggler for a match next week.

    – Shane McMahon and Batista defeat Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase; Shane gets the pin but also accidentally knocks Batista off the ropes during the match. Uh-oh.

  6. Who’s going where? RAW, 4/13/09

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    I’d hate to have to do this, especially since I skipped out on ECW and SmackDown last week (and, in fact, have not seen either of them), but something came up when I was getting set to review RAW that led to me having to leave and miss most of the show.  Sure, it’s on my DVR, but still, this is a special night of RAW, and it can’t be cast aside to be watched tomorrow and reviewed then.  Indeed, folks, tonight was Draft night.  I was going to post predictions earlier in the day but decided against it.  The only person I really felt was definitely moving was Triple H, and “my predictions:  Triple H to RAW” is not exactly a compelling article.  I also was going to predict that something absolutely insane would happen to Vince McMahon, since that’s been the case at the draft shows for the last two years.

    Who’s going where?  RAW results and my thoughts after the jump! (more…)

  7. Wrestlemania 25 LIVE in Real Time!!

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    I may not be the best at it, and nobody else may know about it. But, I, is bringing you LIVE, Wrestlemania 25.

    Just to let you know, the Unified Tag Team Titles, was the PRE-SHOW match.

    Your winners, and Unified Tag Team Champions … THE COLONS!! Which makes my head and my heart 0-1.

    The opening video shows several superstars telling us which was their favourite WM moment, Good touch, I thought.

    The show starts with Nicole Schren…Zinger Burger, singing ‘America the Beautiful’. She cant sing.

    Oh, btw, I’m running Real Time here, and posting in the boards at WWI.com

    J.R., Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler on commentary.

    Match One: MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH

    CM Punk(RAW) vs Mark Henry(ECW)w/Tony Atlas vs MVP(Smackdown!) vs Finlay (ECW) w/Hornswoggle vs Shelton Benjamin(Smackdown!) vs Kofi Kingston(RAW) vs Christian(ECW) vs Kane(RAW)

    The match begins, Shelton and Christian head outside, everyone else brawls in the ring. Kane and Mark Henry clear out the ring, and start on each other. Christian and Shelton bring a ladder into the ring and take out Kane and Henry. Kofi comes in and dropkicks the ladder, knoking down both men. Kane and Mark Henry now climbing the ladder, until the other six men knock them down. Finlay, MVP, Punk and Benjamin are on top of two ladders, until Kane and Henry knock down both ladders, sending four men flying. Now, Kane’s the only man standing. he climbs the ladder, until Henry knocks the ladder over. Henry sends a ladder flying at Finlay. Finlay ducks, takes out Henry, then suicide dives on those on the outside. Christian, then dives at Kane and Finlay. MVP drops an elbow on the three men on the outside, then Kofi and Punk dive on the four. Benjamin off a ladder dives on six men!! Leaving Mark Henry the only one not to dive on everyone. Henry to the top rope, ready to dive, until Finlay takes him out. Hornswoggle with a step ladder, uses it to climb on Henry’s back, and Hornswoggle dives on top of everyone. Finlay the only one standing. Attacks Kofi in the corner, but Kofiu retaliates, but taking Finlay out. Kofi charges, but Finlay puts the step-ladder in the way, and nails Kofi. Finlay taking everyone out with the step-ladder. Finlay climbing up the ladder, until Kofi jumps up and kicks him off.  Kofi starts to climb, until Henry returns and pushes the ladder over, knocking Kofi off. Kofi almost climbs up the ladder, but he falls at the last step, is caught be Henry, who gives him a World’s Strongest Slam on the ladder. MVP back now, attacking Henry with the ladder. MVP and Shelton now at it. A ladder placed between another ladder and the top rope. Shelton ducks under one ladder, then jumps up on it and after MVP, who counters into a powerbomb. Punk now touching the briefcase, until Christian stops him. Christian standing on one ladder, with the Unprettier on CM Punk off the ladder. MVP now back up, climbing the ladder, until Shelton joins him. Shelton tries a Sunset Flip, but MVP tries to counter. Shelton then throws MVP over the top rope onto Mark Henry. Shelton climbing the ladder, joined by Finlay. Finlay gets throws off. Christian gets Shelton off the ladder. Shelton sets up another ladder, and he and Christian climb up the two ladders. The ladder tilts, Shelton falls off but Christian holds on. Punk climbs up, but gets his foot caught on the ladder. Kane comes back and throws Christian off the ladder. Punk back up, tries to reach, but Kane grabs Punk. Punk kicks Kane off the ladder and grabs the briefcase.

    YOUR WINNER : CM PUNK

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    Highlights of the WWE WM Fan AXXess tour. The tour looks huge! It would be a good event to go to, damn you Drow.

    Lilian Garcia introduces Kid Rock. Kid Rock performs ‘Bawitaba’, ‘Rock and Roll Jesus’, ‘Cowboy’, ‘All Summer Long’ and ‘So Hott’. He sure looks old these days. But, you have to like the Elvis Costello impression. I apologize if I dont name all the songs he performs in this medley. I’m not a Kid Rock fanatic. The medley leads into Match Two

    MATCH TWO: 25 DIVA BATTLE ROYAL TO DETERMINE MISS WRESTLEMANIA

    Guest Timekeeper Mae Young with Candice Michelle. Rosa Mendes eliminated. Leyla eliminated before the match began. Sorry about the lack of detail for this match. i’m just doing eliminations. Someone got eliminated, but I cant tell who it is. Sunny and Torrie Wilson eliminated. Maria eliminated by Victoria. the Bella Twins and Jillian eliminated. Tiffany eliminated by Beth Phoenix. Kelly Kelly eliminated, Molly Holly eliminated. Maryse out. Santino’s in drag. Mickie James, Beth Phoenix, Michelle McCool, Santina?, and Melina left. Michelle and Mickie eliminate each other. Santina eliminate Beth and Melina.

    YOUR WINNER: SANTINA!! The next Harvey Whippleman. I think we just found JT’s new bride, now the contest for ODB is over.

    Chris Jericho vs Jimmy Snuka, Ricky Steamboat and Roddy Piper w/Ric Flair is next. Trailer for ‘the Wrestler’ plays. Video for the mext match plays.

    MATCH THREE: THREE ON ONE ELIMINATION HANDICAP MATCH

    Chris Jericho vs Ricky ‘the Dragon’ Steamboat, Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka and ‘Rowdy’ Roddy Piper w/ ‘Nature Boy’ Ric Flair’

    Mickey Rourke is sitting ringside for this one.

    Jericho and Piper starts. Piper spits at Y2J and tackles him to the ground. Piper takes Jericho to the outside, but gets caught in the ropes. Piper untangles himself. Throws Y2J back in, Piper sunset flip and a 2. Piper with a dropkick!! Piper with punches in the corner, Snuka asks for the tag and gets it. Sunka and Jericho now in the ring. Snuka with punches and chops and tags in Steamboat. Steamboat off the top rope, then with a couple of arm drags. Steamboat working on the left arm of Y2J. Steamboat tags in Snuka, and they double-team Y2J. Snuka with a headbutt. Snuka goes for another move but counters into the walls, and Snuka taps out.

    JIMMY SNUKA IS ELIMINATED

    Piper in the ring with Jericho. Piper with an eye-poke, then with a sleeper hold. Jericho counters into a running enziguri, and gets the three.

    RODDY PIPER IS ELIMINATED

    Steamboat and Jericho left. Steamboat with a cross-body off the top and gets a two. Jericho now on the attack. Jericho with a Chin Lock on Steamboat. Steamboat fights back, knocks Jericho down with a Shoulder Block. Steamboat skins the cat, throws Jericho to the outside, then does a Springboard Splash on Jericho. Steamboat off the top with a Clothesline. Steamboat with a roll-up and another two.  Jericho now on the attack. Jericho counters the Irish Whip, Jericho with the Bulldog, but Steamboat dodges the Lionsault. Steamboat with the Powerslam, another two. Steamboat gets countered into the Walls, but Steamboat counters into a roll-up and another two-count. Jericho hits the CodeBreaker! and gets the three.

    RICKY STEAMBOAT IS ELIMINATED!

    YOUR WINNER: CHRIS JERICHO

    Post match, Flair in the ring, chops on Y2J, whips Jericho into the ropes, but Jericho counters with a Back Body Drop. Jericho now hits the CodeBreaker on Flair. Jericho grabs a microphone. Turns his attention to Mickey Rourke, challenges Mickey Rourke and wants him to apologize. Jericho eggs Rourke on, calling him a coward and a liar among other things. Rourke comes out from the crowd, and heads toward the ring. Rourke in the ring, and does this count as a match? Rourke fires some left jabs toward Jericho. Jericho manages to get out of the way. Jericho swings at Rourke, Rourke dodges and connects with a left-hook to Jericho. Shades of Wrestlemania 14 and Mike Tyson,as Mickey Rourke knocks down Jericho. Flair and Rourke celebrate in the ring.

    Commercial for National Guard.They have commercials on PPV?

    Preview Video for Matt Hardy/Jeff Hardy.

    MATCH FOUR: EXTREME RULES

    Matt Hardy vs Jeff Hardy

    Why is it, that Jeff Hardy always looks like Vampiro these days?

    Jeff slaps Matt, then attacks with fists. Jeff and Matt to the outside, Jeff grabs a WM poster, and hits Matt over the head with it. Jeff with a trashcan, but Matt blocks it. Jeff knocks Matt down with a fancy move. Jeff grabs a chair and heads in the ring. Jeff tries Poetry in Motion, but Matt gets out of the way. Jeff attempts Whisper in the Wind, but Matt uses the chair and nails Jeff in the knee, and gets a two-count. Matt now under the ring, and hits Jeff with a vaccum cleaner, and Matt gets another two-count. Jeff tries to fight back, but Matt hits the Side Effect on the chair, and gets a third three count. Matt with the upper hand. Matt bends Jeff’s body around the turnbuckle post, and Matt goes under the ring and grabs a Table. Matt sets it up on the outside, and sets up Jeff for a suplex. Jeff blocks it. Jeff jumps off the ring apron and hits Matt with a Clothesline. Jeff whips Matt into the steps. Jeff, now under the ring, and grabs a Cane and a Crutch. Jeff hits Matt with the cane. Jeff with a trashcan now, sits it on Matt’s head, and hits the can with the crutch, then kicks the can whilst it’s still on Matt’s head. Jeff gets a two-count. Jeff goes for the Swanton but Matt gets out of the way. Matt hits the Twist of Fate but only gets a two. Matt now heading to the top, but Jeff counters. Jeff hits a Superplex off the top. Jeff grabs a chair and connects with Matt’s head. Jeff now, lays Matt up on the table, and lays the chair on top of Matt. Jeff goes under the ring, and grabs another table, and sets it up on top of the first table. Jeff heading to the turnbuckle, jumps and hits a splash on top of the two tables and Matt Hardy. Jeff throws Matt back in the ring, goes for the cover, but only gets a Two!, as Matt gets his foot on the ropes. Jeff under the ring yet again, this time he grabs a Ladder, and puts it in the ring. Jeff sits a chair up, and springs up, off the chair, nailing Matt with a Leg Drop. Jeff now has Two Ladders, one bigger than the other. Jeff climbing up the lower ladder, jumps over the bigger ladder, but Matt Hardy avoids it. Matt Hardy up, and connects with the Twist of Fate on the set-up chair, and gets the three.

    YOUR WINNER: MATT HARDY

    During this match, I must say, my food and drink delivery came, so I will be munching and sucking down Pepsi Max for the remainder of the show.

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    Randy Orton prepares for his match tonight.

    MATCH FIVE: INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP

    John ‘Bradshaw’ Layfield (c) vs Rey Mysterio

    JBL on the mic, talking about his WM moment. Telling Texas how they have no Champion, and no men. Tells Texas they need hope, they need JBL.  JBL bags out Texas, and says that he is Texas’ hero.

    Rey looks like Doink the Clown. Either that, or Heath Ledger as the Joker.

    Lilian with the champion inductions, when they are both in the ring. The ref going through the rules, but JBL with the Boot to Rey. JBL beats up Rey pre-match. The match begins. Rey with an Enziguri, the 619 and the Splash off the top, and the three.

    YOUR WINNER AND NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: REY MYSTERIO

    21 seconds. That’s how long it took Rey to get the victory. JBL is stunned in the ring. JBL on the mic once again.

    “I Quit!” – JBL

    The crowd wave good-bye to JBL, as he leaves the arena.

    WrestleMania is sponsored by the National Guard, and Carl Edwards, fresh from the race at Texas, is in the crowd for WM.

    Preview for Shawn Michaels/Undertaker

    MATCH SIX: MR. WRESTLEMANIA VS THE STREAK

    Shawn Michaels vs the Undertaker

    We are less than two hours into the PPV, and this the third to last match. The last three are going to go a long time. Also, I wonder what Joe will think of this Real Time report. Considering, that he, will probably be thinking about reviewing WrestleMania after he finishes watching it with his girl?

    Shawn Michaels’ entrance is awesome!! It looks like he’s coming down from Heaven. White light backdrop, fireworks, dressed in his white suit. Then, ‘Sexy Boy’ plays, and there he is in his attire. Better entrance than WMXII for HBK. Michaels is from Texas. Taker is from Texas. Hometown advantage goes to nobody. The gong hits and here comes ‘Taker. ‘Taker rises from underneath the stage, like he’s rising from Hell. ‘Taker’s entrance is good as well, but then again, it’s always awesome come this time of year.

    The match begins. Both men attack. Taker goes for a punch, but HBK counters into a chop. Both men trying to get the one-up on the other. Michaels with punches in the corner. Michaels whips Taker off the ropes, goes for the right hand, but Taker blockes it, and throws HBK to the top rope. HBK jumps over Taker, feigns an injury, and pounces on Taker. Taker now, with body shots to HBK. Taker and HBK sharing exchanges in the corner. Taker whips HBk into the ropes, HBK does the flip in the corner, bounces back to get thrown by Taker. Taker with a slam and an elbow, and gets a two. Taker wrenching the arm, and delivers his shoulder into HBK. Taker going Old School on HBK! Taker goes for a boot in the corner, but HBK rolls out of the way. HBK starting to get the upper hand now. Michaels with a hard kick to Taker. HBk looking for the Sharpshooter, but Taker tries to block it. But HBK locks on the Figure-Four! Taker trying to fight out of it. HBK getting near falls. Taker fighting out of the move with right hands. Michaels with a dropkicks to the knees, knocking down Taker. Michaels off the ropes, but Taker catches him. Taker and HBK in the corner. Taker whips HBK across the ring, and catches him with a Clolthesline in the corner. Taker hits Snake Eyes, then connects with the boot to HBK. Leg Drop by Taker, then a pinfall … two count. Taker looking for the Chokeslam, but HBK counters with the Crossface!!!!! Taker tries to counter into a pin, but HBK kicks out, and still holds the Crossface in. Taker powers out and counters into a slam. Taker with a cover, and gets a two count. Taker and HBK sharing punches and chops. HBK with the upper hand, whips Taker, ut Taker counters with a whip of his own. HBK with the Springboard elbow. Inverted Atomic Drop, and a second one by HBK. HBK to the top rope, looking for the Macho Man elbow, but Taker is up. Michaels jumps, Taker grabs him and looks for the Chokeslam. HBK counters, looking for Sweet Chin Music, but Taker ducks. HBK grabs Taker’s leg, but Taker counters into the Devil’s Triangle! HBK manages to get to the ropes.

    Both men now on the outside, Taker bounces HBK off the steps. HBK now hanging off the ring apron. Taker on the apron, with a Leg Drop, but HBK gets out of the way. HBK with a Baseball Slide on ‘Taker. HBK to the top rope, jumps off with a Moonsault, but Taker dodges and HBK lands hard on the outside. The ref is checking on HBK. Taker sits up in the ring. Taker off the ropes, looking for a springboard over the top rope, but HBK pulls the Cameraman in front on himself, and Taker connects with the cameraman. Everyone is down on the outside. HBK, Taker, the Cameraman and the referee. HBK now back in the ring, but he rolls back outside to check on the referee, and pulls the ref back in the ring, as another ring comes out and checks on Taker. The referee starts the ten-count on Taker, who is still on the outside. Taker trying to get to his feet, the ref gets to nine, before Taker crawls back in the ring. HBK is livid, as he tunes up the band.  HBK goes but gets counters into a Chokeslam! Taker goes for the pin, but HBK kicks out at two!! Taker to his feet, sets HBK up for the Tombstone, but HBK counters, Taker counters Sweet Chin Music into a chokeslam, but HBK counters into Sweet Chin Music. HBK crawls for a cover, but Taker kicks out at two!! Both men down, HBK springs up. HBK goes to pick Taker up, but Taker grabs him by the throat. Taker goes for the Last Ride, but HBK counters into a sunset flip, but Taker counters into the Last Ride! Taker connects with the Last Ride! Taker goes for the cover, and HBK kicks out at two!! Taker heads to the top rope, goes for an elbow, but HBK rolls out of the way. Both men down once again as the ref starts his ten-count. Both men starting to get to their feet. HBK charges, Taker throws him over the top rope, but HBK skins the cat, Taker catches him on the way back up and connects with the Tombstone!!! Taker goes for the cover and …. HBK kicks out at two again!!

    Taker drops the straps, picks HBK up, and goes for the Tombstone again, but HBK counters into a DDT. HBK crawling towards the turnbuckle, looking for the Macho Man elbow yet again, and this time he connects. HBK to his feet, and tunes up the band once again. HBK connects with Sweet Chin Music!! HBK with the cover and ….. Taker kicks out at two!! Both men down again, as the ref starts the ten-count.  Both men helping each other up, sharing punches and chops with each other. Taker knocks HBK down with a Boot. Taker looks for the Tombstone again, but HBK counters with more chops. Taker whips HBK into the ropes, Taker charges but HBK counters with a kick, possibly Sweet Chin Music. HBK climbing to the top, looks for a Moonsault, but Taker grabs him and counters into the Tombstone!! Taker goes for the cover and … gets the three!!

    YOUR WINNER: THE UNDERTAKER

    Can anybody say Match of the Year?

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    Evander Holyfield at ringside.

    Preview for World Heavyweight Championship Edge vs Big Show vs John Cena

    MATCH SEVEN: WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AND FOR THE LOVE OF VICKIE GUERRERO

    Edge (c) vs the Big Show vs John Cena

    John Cena clones everywhere!! They come out ot his old music. I thought one was bad enough, but this is ridiculous. All the Cena clones make a guard of honour for the real John Cena, with his current music.

    Lilian with the Champion announcing once again.

    The matcn begins. Cena, straight after Edge. Cena knocks Edge down with a Bulldog, and as Cena goes after Show. Show shoulders Cena down. Show hangs Edge up on the ropes, wishboning Edge. Show now in the corner with Edge. Cena from behind, but Show catches him with a Boot. Show now dominating Cena. Vickie Guerrero in a wheelchair at ringside, with Chavo. Cena trying to fight back against Show, but Show uses his power and throws Cena. Show with a boot, Cena counters, and throws Show over the top. Edge from behind, dropkicking the steps into Show’s legs, then Cena over the top rope onto Show. Edge now, with the upper hand, throws Cena into the ring.  Cena going for his finisher, but Edge counters with a DDT, goes for a cover, but Cena kicks out at 2. Cena knocks Edge out, but Show back in the ring, hits a Slam on cena, and gets a two count. Cena throwing body shots to Show. Cena bounces off the rope, but Chavo grabs Cena and pulls him under the ring. Cena counters and gives Chavo the Attitude Adjustment. Cena back in the ring, and Show is tangled up in the ropes. Cena now after Edge, cena with some moves, and connects with the 5-Kunckle shuffle. Vickie on the apron, gets Cena’s attention, Edge goes for the Spear, but Cena moves and Edge spears Vickie. Vickie lands on Chavo, Cena with a roll-up, but Edge kicks out at 2.

    Show now untangled, and attacking both Edge and Cena. Show whips Cena into Edge in the corner, and splashes both. Show going for a chokeslam on both, Cena gets out, but Edge gets the Chokeslam. Cena going for the Attitude Adjustment, but Show counters with a right-hand, knocking Cena out. Show glances at the Spanish Announce Table, but Edge taks down Show to the outside. Edge moves the steps, and with a running start, jumps off the steps, and nails Show, knocking both men through the restraining wall. Edge now, tries to move Show, he can’t, so he focuses his attention to Cena. Throws Cena in the ring, goes for a cover and gets a 2! Edge now, looking for the spear. Edge charges, but Cena counters into the STF! Edge gets close to the ropes, but Cena pulls him back. Just as Edge is about totap, Show grabs Edge’s hand and pulls Edge to the ropes, to break up the submission. Show throws Cena to the outside, then heads to the second rope. Show going for a splash, but Edge rolls out of the way and Show crashes and burns. Cena going for a suplex on Show, he cant help him, but Edge helps and they both suplex Show. Now Edge and Cena, team up and they both Clothesline Show over the top rope. Edge then goes for a roll-up and gets a two on Cena. Edge goes for a move, but Cena counters into a BlockBuster. Cena up the top, Show from behind, pushes Cena and Edge hits Cena with the Spear! Edge goes for the cover, but Show pulls Edge off the pin. Edge now with a Sleeper hold on Show. Cena picks both men on his shoulders. Edge jumps off, but cena hits the Attitude Adjustment on Show. Edge comes at Cena, but Cena gives Edge the Attitude Adjustment. Cena with the pin in Show, and the three.

    YOUR WINNER AND NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: JOHN CENA!

    Cena heads into the crowd to celebrate with the fans.

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    HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES INTRODUCED

    Terry and Dory Funk Jr., ‘Cowboy’ Bill Watts, Howard Finkel, ‘the Birdman’ Koko B. Ware, the Von Erich family (represented by Kevin Von Erich), Ricky ‘the Dragon’ Steamboat, ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin.

    Austin’s music hits, and he comes out again, this time on a 4X4, doing laps around the ring, the drives up the entrance way, only to reverse it back to the ring. Austin salutes the crowd with Beer showers in each corner. Austin then heads down to the announce area, and shouts J.R. a beer. Austin wear J.R.’s hat, and they both chug beers. Austin celebrates in the ring, farewells the fans, and drives off up the entrance. Only to salute the fans on the top of the ramp, and then drives off.

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    ATTENDANCE: 72,744

    Offical theme song : ‘War Machine’ by AC/DC

    Preview for WWE Championship. Triple H vs Randy Orton

    Triple H heads to the ring, as he runs into Vince and Shane McMahon. They look at each other, then Triple H passes.

    MATCH EIGHT: MAIN EVENT: WWE CHAMPIONSHIP AND FOR THE MCMAHONS REVENGE

    If Triple H gets counted out, or gets DQ’ed, then Triple H loses the Title.

    Triple H (c) vs Randy Orton

    Triple H’s entrance involves him smashing a mirror with a Sledgehammer. Again, another great entrance.

    Lilian with the Champion-style announcing for one last time.

    Cheers for Orton can be heard, as the match begins. Trips and Orton with a staredown. They go to lock-up, but Trips catches Orton with a tackle. Triple H with punches to Orton on one corner, and kicks in another corner. As the ref tells Triple H that he will DQ him, Orton hits the RKO on Triple H. Orton gets ready to kick H with the boot, but Trips moves out of the way, and connects with the Pedigree on Orton. Both men down, and roll to the outside. Trips catches Orton with a running elbow. Trips pours some water over hsi head as Orton heads to the ring. Tripls now with punches to Orton in the ring, they both head out, but Orton tries to get the upper hand. Orton tries to whip Trips into the ring post, but Trips counters and whips Orton into the post. Both men in the ring, Orton wants Trips to ‘wait’ but trips doesnt abide and continues the attack on Orton. Knees to the head of Orton, then a right hand. Trips off the ropes with another running elbow to Orton. Trips hits Orton again, and Orton heads outside. Trips follows and goes on the attack, but Orton counters and whips Triple H into the ring steps. Orton now, whip another whip, this time, sending Trips over the barricade and into the crowd. Orton staring at HHH, until he rolls back into the ring, and lets the ref start the ten count on HHH. Trips gets back into the ring at 7, and Orton continues the assault. Orton with kick after kick to trips, then kicks Triple H low. Orton then, drives a knee into the head of HHH. Orton with a kick, and the cover, but HHH kicks out at 2. Orton now in the mount position laying right hands into HHH. Orton to a kick to the underarm of HHH, then connects with a Sleeper Hold, but HHH counters into a back drop. Both men back up, and Orton connects with a slam. Orton with the cover, and trips kicks out at 2. It’s Randy Orton and the Chinlock of Doom! time, as HHH tries to fight out of it. HHH to his feet, breaks it up, but Orton fights back with punches in the corner. Now Randy and Trips sharing punches, with Trips getting the upper hand. Orton with the whip to the ropes, H counters and hits a knee. Trips connects with the Face Buster, goes for the Pedigree, but Orton counters and catapults H into the turnbuckle. Trips comes back, counters and gets a two count.

    H now places Orton on the top rope. Orton tries to fight back, and drops HHH head first on the top turnbuckle. Trips down, Orton on the second rope, he jumps but HHH gets his foot up. H atacks, Orton counters, gets a 2 count. Orton goes for the RKO but H counters, H with a Roll-up and another 2. HHH connects the Spinebuster. H goes for the Pedigree again, but orton counters. Connects with the Inverted BackBreaker and gets a 2 count. Orton attacks, H counters with an elbow. H off the rope, but Orton counters with a Dropkick. Orton now up, stalking Triple H. Orton setting up for the punt, but HHH grabs the leg. Orton tries to fight out, but HHH, flips Orton over the ropes and onto the floor. H and Orton now brawling on the outside, H bangs Orton’s head off the Spanish Table. H with a monitor, wanting to hit Orton with it, but the ref tells him he will DQ him, so he doesnt do it. H throws Orton on the Spanish table. Sets Orton up for the Pedigree, but Orton counters, and flips HHH over his head, and onto the other table. Orton looking to attack HHH, and hooks him up for a DDT. Orton DDT’s HHH off the table and onto the floor. Orton then crawls into the ring, and the ref starts to count Triple H out. The ref gets to 9, before Triple H can make his way back in. Orton now stomping HHH, several times. Orton goes to pick HHH up, sits him in the corner, and continues to lay punch after punch. Now Orton, this time with kicks in the corner and a choke. HHH trying to sit up, and fires back with right hands, but Orton counters, and throws HHH into the referee, knocking the referee down, then hitting the RKO on Triple H. Orton rolls under the ring, and grabs a Sledgehammer. Orton tries to enter the ring, but Triple H connects with a Punt, knocking Orton down, and giving Triple H access to the Sledgehammer. Triple H nails Randy Orton with the Sledgehammer. HHH then throws the Sledgehammer out of the ring, then starts attacking Orton with right hands. HHH then picks Randy Orton up and hits the Pedigree! Trips goes for the cover and gets the three.

    YOUR WINNER AND STILL WWE CHAMPION: TRIPLE H

    Triple H celebrates in the ring, the fireworks go off, and the recap of Wrestlemania 25 begins.

    As the Wrestlemania recap video plays, I will say thank you to all those involved at BoredWrestlingFan.com, to not only give me the chance to post a weekly column (which btw, can be seen, each and every Wednesday),  but to allow me the chance to present, to you, Wrestlemania 25 LIVE! This has been Wrestlemania 25, LIVE in real-time. I have been the one they call “Legend Killer’, stay tuned for various WrestleMania review shows throughout the week, and for my next column on Wednesday.

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    I’m on the official BWF WrestleMania week schedule for today, so here I am with my final WrestleMania week article (save for the SmackDown review that should be coming later today.) For the record, I didn’t hate the fact that LK didn’t talk about WrestleMania during his column this week, though I appreciate the fact that he posted his thoughts yesterday. Anyways, moving on:

    WWE Unified WWE Tag Team Championship:  The Miz & John Morrison vs. Primo & Carlito

    For the record, GreenTeabagger also has his predictions for the show in the latest edition of Anger Management at fellow BWF Network site VinceRussoWatchesHisBeardGrow.com.  In any event, while the Colóns are talented wrestlers in their own right, The Miz and John Morrison are a proven commoddity with both sets of WWE Tag Team Championships – not to mention that despite being the heels, the fans care about them and actually like them more than they do SmackDown’s Primo and Carlito.  Miz and Morrison take this.

    25 Diva Clusterf*#k Battle Royal

    We know most of the Divas in the match, but if one of the ones we don’t know is one who has walked out of WrestleMania with the Women’s Championship the most in the past, Trish Stratus is the only one deserving of the title “Miss WrestleMania.”  If she’s not in it, the win will somehow go to Mae Young, even if she’s not actually involved during the bulk of the match.

    Money in the Bank Ladder Match

    I’ve seen Kane’s name come up numerous times over the course of the week as the guy most people are picking to win MiTB.  They’re also expecting him to cash in and lose to John Cena.  Personally, the only one I can see picking up the win here is MVP.  MVP stuck it out through that stupid losing streak gimmick, which was allegedly a test to see if he’s in this for the long haul.  The story goes that the WWE didn’t want another Rock or Bobby Lashley on their hands, so they used the losing streak to see if MVP believed in the company enough to stick it out through jobbing left and right.  He did, and now he’s on a hot streak and in the Money In The Bank ladder match.  WWE sees MVP as somebody with star potential.  Others have predicted that since he’s going into the match as United States Champion, he’s not likely to win.  I got news for you guys.  Rob Van Dam won the Intercontinental Championship (against Shelton Benjamin, no less) after winning the MiTB match at WrestleMania 22, before going on to win the WWE Championship soon after that at June’s ECW One Night Stand.  MVP is my pick, but don’t expect him to cash it in tomorrow night.

    Intercontinental Championship:  JBL vs. Rey Mysterio

    As much as I hated to hear that Tazz has parted ways with World Wrestling Entertainment, the rumors about this being JBL’s last match were given one more ounce of truth with the news.  I enjoyed JBL as a commentator on SmackDown before his return to the ring early last year, and I’m looking forward to hearing him again each and every Friday night.  That said, even though I’m sure the plan in JBL’s mind is to retire as Intercontinental Champion, I’m going to pick Rey Rey to pick up the title here.  It just makes sense to me.  BALLGAME!

    Chris Jericho vs. WWE Legends

    It’s sad that Jericho is being wasted away here.  He’s one of the best heels in the business, and the fact that he had to literally fight off angry fans at a live event in Victoria, British Columbia earlier this year just proves that.  So he’s stuck facing three WWE Legends who are representing Mickey Rourke and, essentially, Ric Flair.  Afa the Wild Samoan is in town for ‘Mania, so I expect him to get involved in some way, shape, or form.  Picking the Legends in this one.

    Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy

    On any given night, Shawn Michaels can steal the show.  Especially if that night is WrestleMania.  That said, he’s going to have some competition this year, especially if you’re a fan of hardcore (or as the WWE calls it now, Extreme Rules) matches.  The buildup to this match has been really good, and the fact that the last time WWE had a brother vs. real-life brother match at WrestleMania, it gave Shawn Michaels’ show stealing performance a run for it’s money at WrestleMania X should give you an idea of what we’re in store for here.  There’s no way, with everything Matt’s put Jeff through over the past six months, that Jeff lets his brother get the best of him.  Jeff Hardy to win it here.

    World Heavyweight Championship:  Edge vs. The Big Show vs. John Cena

    I’d like to take a moment to thank everybody that didn’t go to see 12 Rounds, particularly those who filled out the WWE produced survey about why you didn’t with the answer “I have no interest in seeing a movie with John Cena in it.”  They’re maybe, finally, about to realize how stale Cena’s truly become.  Which, of course, would mean that Edge is going to retain the World Heavyweight Championship, since there’s no way in hell they give Show a run with the title at this point.  Edge is my pick.

    Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker

    Attention all WWE, TNA, and up and coming wrestling bookers.  Watch the last month of WWE programming, and skip everything that doesn’t involve Shawn Michaels or The Undertaker.  That is how you book a match that people want to see.  HBK’s gotten the better of The Undertaker on every occasion so far, which leads me to believe that the deadman is going to increase his streak to 17-0.

    WWE Championship:  Triple H vs. Randy Orton

    Not to steal Legend Killer’s “head vs. heart” way of doing things, but despite the fact that my head is telling me that there is no way Orton is walking out of WrestleMania as the WWE Champion for the second straight year, my gut feeling is that there’s no way he loses.  He’s on such an incredible roll, he’s got such momentum going into this match, and it just feels like he’s got this one in the bag.  My mind is better at predicting things than my gut though, so I have to, reluctantly, choose Triple H to win.

    Well, folks, hope you’ve enjoyed WrestleMania week here at Bored Wrestling Fan.  Drowgoddess is out and about in Houston taking in the festivities, and hopefully should be around later this weekend to give us her insights on things.

  9. WWE RAW Review – 3/30/09

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    We’re on the final stretch of the Road to WrestleMania.  There’s just a little bit more scenery to take in before we hit the exit ramp and head to Reliant Stadium for the biggest show of them all.  Speaking of The Big Show, he’s taking on John Cena tonight!  What else is happening?  I guess you’ll find out when I will!

    Full RAW results, after the jump! (more…)

  10. How I would have booked WrestleMania 25

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    Welcome to WrestleMania week here on BoredWrestlingFan.com!  We’re working overtime this week to bring you WrestleMania related articles throughout the week, and this one is just the first.  I want to take the opportunity to talk about the way that I would have booked WrestleMania, starting from the Royal Rumble.  Some things would have still played out the way that they have, but other things would have been much different.

    How different?  Find out after the jump! (more…)