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  1. Cyber Sunday Thoughts

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    By JT

    Hey everybody.  Just wanted to chime in and give my two cents on Cyber Sunday.  Taking a look at the card here’s how it looks:

    1. WWE Championship (WWE Universe chooses challenger) choices are: 

    • a. Jeff Hardy
    • b. Kozlov
    • c. Both

    What I think should happen- I would like to see HHH take on both of them.  Then during the match HHH gets knocked out of the ring, Kozlov does his headbutt thingy on Jeff Hardy, pins him and wins the WWE title.  

    What probably will happen- Jeff hardy gets 90% of the vote and faces HHH one-on-one, with HHH coming out on top.

    2. Undertaker vs. Big Show (WWE Universe chooses type of match) choices are:

    • a. Knockout Match
      b. I Quit Match
      c. Last Man Standing Match

    What I think should happen- I don’t have much to say about this match so I’m going with Last man standing.

    What will probably happen- Last man standing, Taker gets his win back.

    3. WWE Diva Halloween Costume Contest– I don’t care, nuff said.

    4. Pick the Tag Team Match choices are:

    • a. World Tag Team Champions Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase vs. CM Punk & Kofi Kingston
    • b. John Morrison & The Miz vs. Cryme Tyme
    • c. Jamie Noble & Mickie James vs. William Regal & Layla

    What I think should happen- First, let me say what won’t happen.  The mixed tag match.  If it gets more than 10% of the vote I’ll be surprised.  Now back on the subject, I think that the tag title match will happen.

    What probably will happen- Tag title match, Punk and Kingston win.

    5. Cyber Sunday Preview Match (United States Championship Match) the choices are:

    • R-Truth
    • MVP
    • Festus

    Wow good to see Shelton get on the card (even if it’s a preview match on wwe.com) and no doubt that he’s gonna be facing and losing the belt to R-Truth. (that’s both what I think and probably will happen)

    6. ECW Championship Match (WWE Universe chooses Matt Hardy’s opponent) Choices are:

    • a. Mark Henry
    • b. Evan Bourne
    • c. Finlay

    What I think will happen- If anyone has seen Evan Bourne, then there should be no doubt that he should be facing Matt Hardy. 

    What probably will happen- Evan Bourne faces Matt.  The guy is awesome and even proved it last Tuesday on ECW so that will turn the vote in his direction.

    7. Kane vs. Rey Mysterio (WWE Universe chooses type of match) choices are:

    • Falls Count Anywhere Match
      No Holds Barred Match
      Best 2-out-of-3 Falls Match

    What I think should happen- Ugh, this is one feud I don’t care about.  I am not a fan of Rey Mysterio’s (never have) so anything involving him I just don’t give a s#@*.  I gonna go with No Hols Barred.

    What will probably will happen- Falls Count Anywhere. Kane kills Rey and takes his mask.

    8.Intercontinental Championship Match (WWE Universe chooses Santino Marella’s opponent) Choices are:

    • a. “Rowdy” Roddy Piper
      b. Goldust
      c. Honky Tonk Man      

    What I think will happen- Goldust, um no.  Honky Tonk Man maybe. Granted I know that his whole gimmick is revolved the Honky Tonk Man and the Honk-A-Meter,  but I just don’t see it happening when the other choice is Rowdy Roddy Piper.  He should clearly win this vote.
    What probably will happen- Charlie Haas dressed as the Honky Tonk Man does the job to Santino.
     
    9.World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho vs. zzzz, I mean Batista (WWE Universe chooses referee) choices are:
    • a. Randy Orton
      b. “Stone Cold” Steve Austin
      c. Shawn Michaels

    Man even Batista puts me to sleep even typing his name. 

    What I think will happen- Randy Orton being a choice is a joke.  If he gets more than 5% of the votes I will know this whole thing is rigged.  This is going to be very close between HBK and Stone Cold.  Since Austin is supposed to be there and I don’t see having him there and not using him so he wins.

    What probably will happen- Austin gets 50%, HBK 49%, Orton 1%.  Austin during the match gets pissed off at both Jericho and Batista, stuns them counts them both down but just before 3 Jericho gets his arm on Batista and retains.

    Well those are my thoughts on Cyber Sunday, hope you didn’t too bored and go away.  If you didn’t thanks for reading and hop to see you soon.

  2. SmackDown in REAL-TIME! 10/24/08

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    That’s right, we’re back with Friday Night SmackDown real-time coverage!  It’s been a couple of weeks since the last time we did this, but we’re ready to go!

    Friday Night SmackDown is on the air RIGHT NOW on MyNetwork TV!

    Maryse & Natalya def. Michelle McCool & Maria when Maryse pinned Michelle as Maria was distracted by Festus.

    Carlito & Primo def. Bam Neely & Chavo Guerrero when Carlito pinned Bam after Bam was distracted by an argument with Chavo.

    Kung Fu Naki & R-Truth def. MVP & Shelton Benjamin when Naki pinned MVP.

    The Brian Kendrick def. Super Crazy via pinfall.

    Triple H vs. The Undertaker ended in a no contest when The Big Show attacked.

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  3. ECW Review 10/21/08

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    by John “JT” Traylor

    Hi everyone, JT here doing the ECW review.  First, I want to thank Joe for the opportunity to do this.  BTW this is my first ever review so be nice.

    We start out with talking (as per usual).  Matt Hardy comes out and wants everyone to text their vote for Mark Henry (I won’t be).  Then Finaly comes out and says that since coming to ECW they have yet to face when the title is on the line and if they do Finlay will walk out as champion.  This brings out Evan Bourne (to a huge pop) who speaks his case, but is then picked on by Finlay.  Finlay called him Bourneswoggle (I lol’d) and that he had to outweigh the title by more than 5 pounds.  Then Mark Henry comes out, speaks his case to a bunch of “What?” chants.  I know there are some people who don’t like the “What?” chants, but in some cases they fit in just perfect as in tonight.  He says how he is gonna prove that he deserves to be voted the one to face Hardy at Cyber Sunday.  Hardy says that no matter what , he’ll still be ECW champion after Sunday.

    WWE wants you to pick who refs the Jericho/Batista match. I personally won’t be voting.

    Commercial Break–The new Spiderman game looks awesome, I hope it’s available for the PS2

    Wrestlemania Tickets go on sale on November 8.  I wish I could afford to go.

    Match 1: Jack Swagger defeated Brett Badery via pinfall

    Wow, I weigh the same as Brett (pointless JT fact).  Turnbuckle, turnbuckle, flip, weird looking power bomb, Swagger wins.  Then after the match Todd Grisham asked Jack about Tommy Dreamer, Swagger replied “Tommy who?”

    To the back (take a shot). Lena interviews Miz and Morrison.  They want you to vote for them.  Miz thinks he can get McCain more votes than Palin can. JT rolls his eyes. I’m not a big fan of the Miz or Morrison, they’re both talented but I just don’t like them.

    Commercial Break–Did you know that Smackdown is now on Mynetwork TV?  Well if you didn’t know you know.  Plus it’s Undertaker vs HHH this week.  I personally will catch it either Saturday or Sunday, because I go out on Friday nights.

    ECW had more viewers than shows on other cable networks (like anyone cares).

    Match 2: Shad def The Miz via DQ

    Back and forth matchup between the the two with a botched move by Shad, Grisham tries to talk ghetto, Striker tells he look more like Harry Potter than Kool Moe Dee (I lol’d).  Both JTG and Morrison get involved, but Morrison got caught and Miz was DQ’d.

    Commercial Break- Sanctuary is apparently a hit, too bad I’ve never heard of it.

    This John Cena guy is returning, I wonder who that is?

    Cyber Sunday promo, I’m not ordering

    To the back (take another shot)- Tiffany (dressed as a go go dancer) is seen with Tito Ortiz outside the GM’s office.  Gladly Ortiz isn’t allowed to say much (sorry Joe) but are then interrupted by Hornsowggle who it Trick or Treating 11 days early and in no costume (WTF???)  They knock on the GM’s and who do we see, none other than SHAFT himself, not really just Teddy long dressed as Shaft.  Hornswoggle gets his candy an is on his merry way.

    Commercial Break– WWE wants you to pick who HHH pins at Cyber Sunday: Jeff Hardy, Koslov or both.  If I were voting, I’d pick both.

    Match 3: Evan Bourne def Mark Henry and Finlay via pinfall

    Henry dominates at the beginning as Finaly and Bourne try to double team him but are unsuccessful. Then as Henry goes to the ropes Bourne duck sending Henry out of the ring leaving Bourne and Finlay 1 on 1 for the time being.  Then Bourne hits a flying headscissors sending Finlay to a meeting of the minds with Henry.  This somehow revives Henry (it sure wouldn’t revive me) and he regains control.

    Commercial Break– Saw V, go see it or you might end up in Saw VI

    We return with Henry dominating, then a free for all then some double teaming on Henry, knocking him outside again, back and forth between Finlay and Bourne as Henry slowly returns to the ring, then Henry regains control, then picks up BOTH Finaly and Bourne and slams them both, pins Bourne for only a 2 count.  Finlay looks like he got hurt on that move (hopefully it’s not too bad). Finaly goes for a DDT and gets a 2 count.  Atlas grabs Hornswoggle, throws him to Henry. As Henry attempts to slam Horswoggle, Finlay takes out his leg. Finlay then goes for the shillelagh hits Henry with it, the gets with hits a double knee off the top rope by Bourne.  Bourne then hits with the Shooting Star Press and pins Henry for the win as we fade to black.

    All in all, good program as per the norm with ECW. But then anytime you get to see the Evan Bourne Shooting Star Press it’s worth it.  Thanks everyone for reading, hope to see you soon.

  4. WWE No Mercy predictions

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    Will NostroJOEmas strike again a la Night of Champions, or will I fail miserably like I did when I predicted The Great American Bash?  We’ll find out, because here are my WWE No Mercy predictions!

    WWE Championship:  Triple H (C) vs. Jeff Hardy

    I thought for sure that Jeff cost himself the WWE Championship when he was removed from a flight for appearing intoxicated a few weeks back, but with reports that Hardy is not facing any diciplinary action, and the fact that he’s been booked to look strong on TV since the incident, I could be wrong.  However, the other thing that the last couple of weeks have said to me is that Vladimir Kozlov is next in line to face Triple H, and as such, I fully expect a no contest tonight with Kozlov standing tall at the end of it.

    World Heavyweight Championship:  Chris Jericho (C) vs. Shawn Michaels in a ladder match

    I just can’t see HBK winning this match, given that there’s going to be a number one contenders match on the card featuring two guys that have heat with Jericho.  By hook or by crook, Jericho wins this one.

    ECW Championship:  Matt Hardy (C) vs. Mark Henry

    With this prediction, I’ll officially be declaring that I don’t expect a world title to change hands tonight.  If Mark Henry was destined to be champion after No Mercy, they would have had him retain in the Championship Scramble at Unforgiven.  Sorry Mark, I’m glad you got a pretty decent title run, but it’s the elder Hardy’s time to shine.

    The Undertaker vs. The Big Show

    It’s been pretty widely reported that The Undertaker is in pretty bad shape.  He’s likely going to need some time off to let his injuries heal, so I’d venture to say that something will happen tonight to have ‘Taker written out of the story for a little bit.  As such, I predict a Big Show victory.

    World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contenders match:  JBL vs. Batista

    Batista is going to take this one.  Not taking anything away from JBL but with Jericho likely to win the ladder match tonight, I’m fully expecting Batista to be the number one contender.

    Kane vs. Rey Mysterio – if Rey loses, he loses his mask

    Rey Mysterio is one of the most popular superstars in the WWE among a few key demographics, particularly the younger set.  Unless the publicly traded WWE suddenly decided that they’re making too much money off of Rey Mysterio replica masks and want to unload what’s left of them at rock bottom prices, I’m fairly certain that Rey Rey is winning and keeping his mask.  What is this, WCW?

    WWE Women’s Championship:  Beth Phoenix (C) vs. Candice Michelle

    Let’s go with Candice…  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Yeah, Candice is going to win this match.  Candice, whose return match was luckily taped because the WWE can’t edit botched spots out of live broadcasts, is NOT winning the Women’s Championship.  Bring on the Fabulous Moolah meter, because there’s virtually nobody on the roster right now who deserves that title more than The Glamazon.

  5. SmackDown in Real-Time, 9/26/08

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    Next week, WWE SmackDown moves to MyNetwork TV!  Tonight, Jeff Hardy and Triple H team up to take on The Brian Kendrick and MVP, while Vladimir Kozlov takes on The Great Khali.  All this and more, coming up at 8PM on the very last edition of WWE SmackDown on the CW!

    You know how it works by now; quick results up here and full results after the jump!  This page will be updated throughout the night so keep your finger on that “refresh” button!

    Triple H & Jeff Hardy def. MVP & The Brian Kendrick via pinfall.

    Maria & Brie Bella def. Victoria & Natalya via pinfall.

    Vladimir Kozlov vs. The Great Khali went to a no contest when Triple H and Jeff Hardy got involved.

    Chavo Guerrero def. Jimmy Wang Yang via pinfall.

    Carlito & Primo def. Ryder and Hawkins to win the WWE Tag Team Championship!

    Undertaker gets to Vickie after taking out Chavo and luring away The Big Show.  He drops her with a Tombstone, leaving the last image of SmackDown’s tenure on the CW Network as The Undertaker standing over a fallen Vickie Guerrero.

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  6. SmackDown in Real Time, 9/19/08

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    Tonight on SmackDown, Jeff Hardy takes on The Brian Kendrick, Triple H takes on MVP, and Vickie Guerrero is expecting her apology from The Undertaker.  All this and more, tonight!  You guys know how it works by now, quick results up here, details after the jump, so stick around, Friday Night SmackDown is on the air right now!

    Michelle McCool def. Maryse to retain the WWE Divas Championship.

    Festus vs. Ryan Braddock ended in a no contest when Jesse and Festus wrapped Braddock in duct tape and bubble wrap and wheeled him out of the arena.

    R-Truth def. Shelton Benjamin.

    Jeff Hardy def. The Brian Kendrick.  After the match, Vladimir Kozlov lays Hardy out at the top of the ramp.

    Carlito’s Cabana with special guest Primo.  They challenge Hawkins and Ryder to a tag title match, which is accepted for next week.

    The Great Khali destroyed Scotty Goldman.

    Triple H def. MVP.

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  7. SmackDown in sort-of Real Time, 9/12/08

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    Tonight on SmackDown, it’s The Brian Kendrick, MVP, Shelton Benjamin, and Jeff Hardy in a Fatal Four Way to determine the number one contender for the WWE Championship at No Mercy.  Also, what possessed The Big Show to take out The Undertaker at Unforgiven?

    You know how it works by now, quick results up here and detailed results after the jump.  BTW, I’m sorry this is starting late, somebody called me at 8PM.  Who the hell calls a wrestling fan on Friday night at 8PM?

    Anyways, here goes:

    Triple H says that Jeff Hardy will never win the big one.

    Brie Bella, Maria & Michelle def Victoria, Natalya & Maryse

    R-Truth def. Chavo Guerrero via DQ

    Jesse & Festus wrapped Kenny Dykstra in duct tape and wheeled him out of the arena on a dolly.

    Big Show says he beat up The Undertaker for not following the rules.  Seriously, that’s what he said.

    Vladimir Kozlov def. Funaki & Scotty Goldman

    Carlito & Primo Colon def. Hawkins & Ryder

    Jeff Hardy def. The Brian Kendrick, MVP, & Shelton Benjamin

    Detailed results after the jump! (more…)

  8. SmackDown in Real-Time: 9/5/08

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    What’s up guys?  Tonight, Triple H takes on The Great Khali in a lumberjack match.  The lumberjacks?  Triple H’s Unforgiven Scramble opponents, The Brian Kendrick, Jeff Hardy, MVP, and Shelton Benjamin.  Speaking of, The Brian Kendrick and Jeff Hardy will be one on one for the first time ever, and Shelton Benjamin will take on MVP.  All this and more, airing RIGHT NOW on the CW!  You guys know how it goes, we do quick results up here on the main page, and detailed results after the jump.  Keep hitting refresh every so often for the latest results!

    Triple H promo erupts into a brawl featuring all five WWE Championship Scramble competitors and Ezekiel Jackson.  Triple H and Jeff Hardy stand tall.

    R-Truth def. Bam Neely via pinfall.

    Undertaker says he’ll send Vickie to hell to reunite with Edge.

    Shelton Benjamin def. MVP via pinfall.

    Maryse insults Maria backstage.

    Maryse def. Maria via pinfall.

    The Brian Kendrick def. Jeff Hardy via pinfall.

    Super Crazy def. Ryan Braddock via pinfall.

    Big Show challenges Vladimir Kozlov to a match, but it’s ordered to not happen by Vickie Guerrero.

    Vickie demands that The Undertaker apologize to her at Unforgiven.

    Brie Bella def. Victoria via pinfall.

    Triple H def. The Great Khali via pinfall in a Lumberjack Match.

    After the match, Jeff Hardy drops Triple H with a Twist of Fate and stands tall over the Champion as the show goes off the air.

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  9. SmackDown in Real-Time, 8/29/08

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    You know how we do Friday Nights around here – quick results, followed by detailed results, so keep your refresh button handy, because it’s time for SmackDown in real-time on BoredWrestlingFan.com!

    Undertaker tells Vickie Guerrero she’ll burn in hell.

    K-Kwik R-Truth def. Kenny Dykstra via pinfall.

    Maryse & Natalya def. Maria & Michelle via pinfall.

    Jeff Hardy def. MVP via pinfall.  After the match, both men were hit with Pay Dirt by Shelton Benjamin.

    Hawkins & Ryder vs. Jesse & Festus went to a no contest when The Big Show beat up both teams.

    Brie Bella def. Victoria via pinfall.

    Triple H def. Shelton Benjamin via pinfall.

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  10. SmackDown in real-time, 8/22/08

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    It’s Friday Night, you guys know what’s up!  Much like last week, this week’s SmackDown in real-time is brought to you by the BoredWrestlingFan skipping a free concert – this week it’s Joan Jett.  Anyways, quick results up here, detailed results after the jump, as per usual!

    Vickie Guerrero announces that SmackDown will also have a Championship Scramble match at Unforgiven.

    Maria def. Natalya via disqualification when Maryse interfered

    Big Show finds out he’s been overlooked as far as the Championship Scramble is concerned

    The Brian Kendrick wins a 10 man battle royal to qualify for the Championship Scramble – thanks to The Big Show.

    MVP def. Festus via countout to qualify for the Championship Scramble.

    Shelton Benjamin def. Finlay to qualify for the Championship Scramble.

    Jeff Hardy def. The Great Khali to qualify for the Championship Scramble.

    Detailed results after the jump. (more…)