I was thinking about doing this review before the show even aired in my area, watching it early via YouTube around 2:30PM. Then I figured, screw it, I can get drunk and review the show later (on DVR after the Sabres game against the Canadiens), since a drunken review may be entertaining. So now I’m finally awake, got some more nachos (hooray, more nachos!), a beer by my side, and I’m ready to fire up the DVR and watch WWE SmackDown! (more…)
Welcome to this week’s edition of Crazy Shit Happens to Jeff Hardy, a.k.a. Friday Night SmackDown. Tonight will feature Victoria’s retirement match as she takes on Michelle McCool before setting off into the sunset. We’ll also see the return of Jeff Hardy following his unfortunate hit and run accident last week. What insanely bizarre thing will happen to the WWE Champion this week?
WWE SmackDown review, after the jump! (more…)
Well, I haven’t had the motivation to write up a review of SmackDown from this past Friday – in fact, if anybody is interested in writing the SmackDown reviews from now on, drop a comment and let me know. We’ve got a bit of a special case this week though – rather than copy and paste from a “Newz” site, I’ve taken it straight from the horse’s mouth. No, not Vickie Guerrero, but from WWE.com. The reason being, there was an angle involving WWE Champion Jeff Hardy that was added into the broadcast after it was taped, and we usually take our SmackDown results from spoilers if I can’t get a review up.
WWE.com’s SmackDown results, after the jump! (more…)
Well, I guess I have no excuses not to review the WWE shows anymore – I lost my job yesterday. Damned George W Bush. Oh well, that’s almost over. What’s not over? Jeff Hardy’s WWE Championship reign! After winning the title in Buffalo at Armageddon, he survived an assault from Vladimir Kozlov and Edge last week, with a little help from Triple H. What’s SmackDown GM Vickie Guerrero got in store for the Unique Enigma this week? We’ll soon find out!
Full results and thoughts after the jump! (more…)
Next week, WWE SmackDown moves to MyNetwork TV! Tonight, Jeff Hardy and Triple H team up to take on The Brian Kendrick and MVP, while Vladimir Kozlov takes on The Great Khali. All this and more, coming up at 8PM on the very last edition of WWE SmackDown on the CW!
You know how it works by now; quick results up here and full results after the jump! This page will be updated throughout the night so keep your finger on that “refresh” button!
Triple H & Jeff Hardy def. MVP & The Brian Kendrick via pinfall.
Maria & Brie Bella def. Victoria & Natalya via pinfall.
Vladimir Kozlov vs. The Great Khali went to a no contest when Triple H and Jeff Hardy got involved.
Chavo Guerrero def. Jimmy Wang Yang via pinfall.
Carlito & Primo def. Ryder and Hawkins to win the WWE Tag Team Championship!
Undertaker gets to Vickie after taking out Chavo and luring away The Big Show. He drops her with a Tombstone, leaving the last image of SmackDown’s tenure on the CW Network as The Undertaker standing over a fallen Vickie Guerrero.
Full details after the jump! (more…)
Tonight on SmackDown, Jeff Hardy takes on The Brian Kendrick, Triple H takes on MVP, and Vickie Guerrero is expecting her apology from The Undertaker. All this and more, tonight! You guys know how it works by now, quick results up here, details after the jump, so stick around, Friday Night SmackDown is on the air right now!
Michelle McCool def. Maryse to retain the WWE Divas Championship.
Festus vs. Ryan Braddock ended in a no contest when Jesse and Festus wrapped Braddock in duct tape and bubble wrap and wheeled him out of the arena.
R-Truth def. Shelton Benjamin.
Jeff Hardy def. The Brian Kendrick. After the match, Vladimir Kozlov lays Hardy out at the top of the ramp.
Carlito’s Cabana with special guest Primo. They challenge Hawkins and Ryder to a tag title match, which is accepted for next week.
The Great Khali destroyed Scotty Goldman.
Triple H def. MVP.
Full details after the jump! (more…)
It’s Friday Night, you guys know what’s up! Much like last week, this week’s SmackDown in real-time is brought to you by the BoredWrestlingFan skipping a free concert – this week it’s Joan Jett. Anyways, quick results up here, detailed results after the jump, as per usual!
Vickie Guerrero announces that SmackDown will also have a Championship Scramble match at Unforgiven.
Maria def. Natalya via disqualification when Maryse interfered
Big Show finds out he’s been overlooked as far as the Championship Scramble is concerned
The Brian Kendrick wins a 10 man battle royal to qualify for the Championship Scramble – thanks to The Big Show.
MVP def. Festus via countout to qualify for the Championship Scramble.
Shelton Benjamin def. Finlay to qualify for the Championship Scramble.
Jeff Hardy def. The Great Khali to qualify for the Championship Scramble.
Detailed results after the jump. (more…)
Welcome to SmackDown in real time. As usual, we’ll have the quick results up here, followed by detailed results and my thoughts after the jump.
MVP’s VIP Lounge with special guest Jeff Hardy kicks off the show
Shelton Benjamin def. Jimmy Wang Yang
Festus def. Curt Hawkins
Vladimir Kozlov def. Stevie Richards
The Great Khali won a battle royal to determine the number one contender to Triple H’s title.
Michelle McCool def. Maryse
Brian Kendrick def. Shannon Moore
Vickie Guerrero reveals that she’s reinstated The Undertaker, and scheduled a Hell in a Cell match between The Undertaker and Edge for SummerSlam.
So, guess who the idiot is who didn’t remember to DVR SmackDown, despite the fact he knew he wouldn’t be home to catch the beginning. Yep, it’s me, your Bored Wrestling Fan. So I guess what I’ll do is give you guys the quick results for the first 30 minutes, and then go in depth and real-time for the next 90.
Match Results:
Hawkins and Ryder def. Finlay and Hornswoggle
Big Show def. The Great Khali, Vladmir Kozlov, MVP, and Shelton Benjamin via disqualification
Natalya def. Cherry
Vickie def. Cherry
Brian Kendrick (with Ezekiel) def. Jimmy Wayne Yang
Umaga def. Mr. Kennedy
Miz and Morrison def. Jesse and Festus
Matt Hardy vs. Jeff Hardy ended in a no contest.
Detailed results (in real time!) after the jump!
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