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  1. BWF Radio Episode 32

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    YES! YES! YES!  ThinkSoJoE and G are back with yet another episode of BoredWrestlingFan Radio!  The usual chat about the televised shows ensues, followed by this week in wrestling news.  What can you expect this Monday on the 1000th episode of RAW?  Who does CM Punk want calling his match tomorrow night?  Will Kurt Angle get his PWHOF plaque?  Will Michael McGillicutty ever get his real name back?  Does Paul Heyman really give a crap who owns the ECW trademark?  When was Tyler Reks the ROH World Champion?  Did Sin Cara nearly injure Dolph Ziggler?  What is Mick Foley tweeting about?  Where’s Wade?  All this and much more, on BWF Radio, Episode number 32!

    BoredWrestlingFan Radio Episode 32 (MP3, 1:51:59)

  2. WWE Supplemental Draft – 2011


    As you’re all aware, or should be, the WWE Draft was this Monday on RAW.  The supplemental draft was yesterday at noon (Eastern time), and I had to leave for work before it was all over.  However, my beloved @Niki_Sushi made sure that I knew all the results so that you would all be informed of what was going on.

    To Smackdown
    The Great Khali (And Ranjin Singh)
    Daniel Bryan
    Jimmy Uso
    Alicia Fox
    William Regal
    Yoshi Tatsu
    Ted DiBiase
    Tyson Kidd
    Jey Uso
    Alex Riley

    To RAW
    Jack Swagger
    Drew McIntyre
    Kelly Kelly
    Curt Hawkins
    Chris Masters
    Kofi Kingston
    Tyler Reks
    Beth Phoenix

    I don’t know about you, but it looks to me like RAW got robbed a little and got not a whole lot in return.  I’m excited, however, to see Drew McIntyre on RAW, as well as both Swagger and Beth.  Should be pretty damn good.

  3. RAW 10.18.10


    Sorry about no RAW review last week.  I originally planned to do it on Tuesday, but I completely forgot about a midterm, and real life caught up with me and bitch slapped be across the face.  Anyway, there’s one gonna be up tonight, and that’s all that matters, right?

    Tonight, John Cena will team up with WWE Champion Randy Orton against the men that got him into Nexus in the first place, Michael McGuillicutty and Husky Harris.  How will Nexus feel about this?

    RAW starts with Teddy Long, of all people, coming out.  He says he’s here tonight because he can.  Tonight, he’s going to take over RAW.

    “Get out of my ring.  Get out of my ring, now.  You have no business being here.”

    Teddy interrupts and says that Smackdown vs Raw this Sunday at Bragging Rights, and brings out the Bragging Rights trophy.  Teddy says that the trophy belongs to Smackdown, and they laid the Smackdown on RAW last year.

    “Get out of my ring, or else.”

    Teddy says he’s not threatening him?  He’ll show him, or else.  Teddy climbs out of the ring and he starts arguing with Cole.


    Teddy shoves the mic at Cole and goes up to the podium.  He says that the Smackdown General Manager has an announcement to make.  Right now, the RAW GM is going to be disconnected.  He then introduces the Big Show and the rest of Team Smackdown.  Edge, Alberto del Rio, Kofi Kingston, Jack Swagger, Tyler Reks, and Rey Mysterio.


    Turns out Team RAW wasn’t too happy about that, and Captain Miz comes out with a laughing Alex Riley.  Miz says this is the team that’s supposed to take over RAW? It looks like Smurf Village next to a power plant.  Miz reminds us that he was the sole RAW superstar to win at Bragging Rights last year, is the team captain this year, and will lead RAW over Team Smackdown.  The trophy and the Bragging Rights that go with it, will go over to the A-Show.  Miz then brings out the rest of Team RAW: CM Punk, John Morrison, Santino Marella, Ezekiel Jackson, and Sheamus.  Miz then tells them to get out of their ring, or they’ll make them get out.

    Team RAW starts walking down to the ring, and then the brawl starts in the ring between the two teams.  While they’re all killing each other, I wanna say that it’s really cool to see Ezekiel Jackson back.  Miz then grabs his team and exits the ring, saving that they need to save it for Sunday.  Show takes a mic and says, don’t go back there and start a ruckus.  He gets it, it’s his ring.  Smackdown will get out of the ring, willingly, if Miz will face Show one-on-one in a Captain vs Captain match.  Miz agrees to it.

    <VIDEO PACKAGE: The Miz becomes captain of Bragging Rights after defeating John Cena in a No DQ match.  Husky Harris and Michael McGuillicutty interfere, costing Cena the match.  Cena attacks them, Barrett interferes, and Cena almost hits him. More Barrett-Cena heat.  The company makes Cena look like he’s losing his damn mind.  Barrett calls Cena a coward, pathetic, and a disgrace.  Barrett then says until next week, “You Can’t See Me.”>

    Still to come, WWE Champion Randy Orton and John Cena take on Husky Harris and Michael McGuillicutty.


    @legendkiller515 will someone please smack the hell outta cole #wwe #raw #bwf

    @CawCawBang Go away Cole you ugly troll

    @Lunna1969: Smurfette! Lmao! W2g Miz #RAW #WWE

    We come back to the Tag Team Champions standing in the ring.

    WWE Tag Team Champions Drew McIntyre and “Dashing” Cody Rhodes vs The Hart Dynasty with Natalya

    Rhodes and Kidd start out, Kidd going for McIntyre before Rhodes plants him and gets the advantage.  Rhodes tags in McIntyre, who dominates Kidd.  McIntyre plants Kidd’s face into the barrier before getting him back in the ring and tagging in Rhodes.  McIntyre drops Kidd onto the ropes and holds him there for Rhodes to kick him in the ribs.  Rhodes then tags back in McIntyre and they throw Kidd into the turnbuckle.  Kidd manages to tag in Smith, who hits a drop kick on McIntyre and gets the momentum back on their side.  He then hits two big kicks on Rhodes and McIntyre.  He goes for a cover on McIntyre, but he kicks out at two.  Smith hits a running power slam and goes for a cover, but Rhodes breaks it up.  Rhodes goes to attack Smith, but Kidd attacks him.  They set up for the Hart Attack, but Smith decides to attempt a Sharpshooter last minute.  Smith gets distracted by Kidd and McIntyre hits the Future Shock DDT for the win.

    WWE Tag Team Champions Drew McIntyre and Dashing Cody Rhodes win via pinfall.

    Natalya proceeds to yell at David Hart Smith about how they’re a team.

    Backstage, Cena’s thoughtful and Randy Orton walks up.  He says that they should lay all the cards on the table.  He can tell that Cena being a part of Nexus is eating him up, but he doesn’t think that it would stop him from helping Barrett take the WWE Championship away from him.  So, if Cena helps, Orton won’t have any problem punting him in the skull.  Cena says that if he even tries, Cena will break that leg off.


    @kickoutblog We need Bret to fix these… broken Harts. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    @HitTheRopes Look, Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre are offering their 2 cents…. Get it? 2 cents. (tag titles look like 2 pennies) #rimshot #wwe

    <VIDEO PACKAGE: R-Truth’s new theme song. I’m still not sure these lyrics are PG-13.>

    Goldust with Aksana vs. Zack Ryder

    Damn. I hate that they won’t play Ryder’s theme song.  I jam out to it when they play it.  Anyway.

    Ted DiBiase and Maryse make their way out to the stage to watch the match as Ryder gets an early advantage over Goldust, which Goldust gets back by slapping Zack in the face.  Goldust hits the final cut, and the match is over.

    Goldust wins via pinfall.

    Ted DiBiase makes his way to the ring and attacks Goldust from behind.  Maryse went to grab the Million Dollar Belt, but Aksana got it.  Maryse then chases Maryse out of the ring to try to get the belt back.  Goldust gets up in the ring and hits the Final Cut on DiBiase too.  I admit, I’m loving the weird Goldust’s return.

    Still to come, Smackdown vs RAW starts early as the Big Show takes on The Miz.


    @kickoutblog I kinda wish they would’ve done that video like those old Disney sing-a-longs with a bouncing R-Truth thread.

    @WWEsAngel_Nef Bwahahahahahahahaha <—-My reaction to R-Truth’s video package. #WWE

    @HitTheRopes Maryse and Aksana face to face. It’s as if Maryse was looking in a mirror…. a mirror that is worn, dusty, and doesn’t show sexy #wwe

    Barrett is standing with Nexus and Cena walks in.  Barrett says that he wants Cena to test Harris and McGuillicutty, to see if they’re good enough to join the Nexus.  Cena said that Barrett just told him to go out there and give it everything he’s got, and those are his orders?  He asks what the catch is, and Barrett says that there’s no catch: tonight he has the opportunity to show the WWE Universe the Cena they know and love, then orders him to get him a glass of water.

    The kid from Role Models and the new Knucklehead movie, Bobbie Thompson, is playing Smackdown vs RAW with Show vs Miz, and Show wins.  Miz then picks him up and to tell him that Miz has a surprise for him.  Show then takes Bobbie, and puts him down.  Bobbie then says that Show has to knock Miz out for him.

    Cena comes back with a glass of water and hands it to Barrett, who says it wasn’t difficult.  Barrett wants Cena to know that he’s really enjoying it, then splashes the water in Cena’s face.


    @kickoutblog Miz is assaulting children now? #favoritewrestlerever

    @FrankWWEClown Heath Slater, stop smirking, you little creep. #WWE #RAW

    @CawCawBang When did little chris rock come in?

    <VIDEO PACKAGE: Harris and McGuillicutty cost Cena the Team RAW Captain match.>


    John Cena and WWE Champion Randy Orton vs Michael McGuillicutty and Husky Harris

    Is it just me, or does Husky look like a pedobear remake? Hmm…

    Nexus come up to the stage to watch the match.  Cena and McGuillicutty start, and Cena starts unleashing on McGuillicutty.  Cena hurls McGuillicutty around the ring before throwing McGuillicutty after a vicious looking fisherman suplex.


    @redsandman99 I think it should be illegal for Husky Harris to not wear a shirt

    @kickoutblog Should be interesting to see what Husky & Imperfect can do when they don’t have to carry a keg.

    Now Randy and McGuillicutty are in the ring, and McGuillicutty kicks out of a cover as Orton tags in Cena.  Cena hits McGuillicutty, then goes to take Harris off the apron, then running into a dropkick.  Harris gets his chance at retribution and beats up on Cena in the corner.  Harris goes for a cover, and Cena kicks out.  Harris tags in McGuillicutty who beats up on Cena and goes for a cover, only for Cena to kick out.  Harris tags himself in and seems to get stuck for a minute between the ropes, throwing himself into Cena’s face.  He goes for a cover, and Cena kicks out.  Harris has Cena in the middle of the ring in a headlock, but Cena fights to his feet before Harris puts his knee in Cena’s spine.  Cena’s flat on the ring floor, but rolls out of the way before Harris squishes him flatter than a pancake hits him.  Orton gets in the ring with McGuillicutty and hits a scoop slam.  McGuillicutty rolled out to the apron, hoping it would save him, and Orton pulls him between the top and middle rope before hitting the DDT.  He points to Barrett, getting ready for the RKO, pushing Harris into Cena for an Attitude Adjustment.  Orton then hits the RKO on McGuillicutty and pins him for the win.

    WWE Champion Randy Orton and John Cena win via pinfall.

    Cena seems content that he, for once, was able to fight in his own way and won, again.  He offers Orton a hand, but Barrett tells him to hold it right there, and tells him not to shake Orton’s hand, and then tells him to get out of the ring, and it’s an order.  Cena looks at Orton for a minute, then climbs out of the ring.  Barrett says that Cena has the best spot in the house to witness the demise of the Viper, as Nexus surrounds the ring.  Orton looks at Cena and then hits Barrett before throwing Slater out of the ring and then is ambushed by Nexus outside the ring.  Nexus gets Orton back in the ring, but Orton manages to fight back for a minute before getting overwhelmed again.  The crowd is cheering for Cena, but he hasn’t moved.  Slater hits his finisher, for the first time since NXT, then Otunga does, then Gabriel.  Barrett tells Cena to get in the ring, and Cena does so.  Barrett says that he wants Cena to give Orton an Attitude Adjustment, and Cena says that that’s enough.  Barrett says do it, or Cena’s fired.  Cena gets Randy up to his feet, then on his shoulders.  Barrett then tells Cena to give Randy to him.  Barrett then hits the Wasteland on Orton.  Cena walks out of the ring and starts walking up the ramp, shaking his head.


    @kickoutblog Even better joke: Husky Harris is only heavier because he’s being weighed on the metric system. #Canada

    @HitTheRopes Slater and Otunga need to go back to the lab and come up with a better finishing move. #wwe

    Vickie comes out, just when everyone thought that it couldn’t get worse, but guess what!  This is RAW!!  Vickie says that she is happy to take credit for the Smackdown superstars appearing on RAW tonight, and there is one special superstar who has a special twinkle in his eyes, because his eyes are only on her: The Intercontinental Champion, Dolph Ziggler.

    Dolph says that people confuse his cockiness when it’s really just confidence.  He can’t blame them, he’s got it all: The looks, the shredded physique, gorgeous head of hair, and that’s not the best part.  The most beautiful, intelligent woman on the face of this earth is with him.  She’s the ray of sunshine when his skies are gray, she makes his heart go pitter-patter—

    Daniel Bryan interrupts and says that he may not be a lady’s man (to which Dolph replies with, “I noticed”), and says that even he could do better than Vickie.  Bryan says that he doesn’t have the movie star looks, peroxide infested hair, but he does have the ability to capitalize on any mistake in that ring, and the ability to make Dolph tap out.  So, he proposes the United States Champion vs the Intercontinental Champion at Bragging Rights.  Vickie seems to be encouraging this.  Dolph says that he accepts, but why wait until Sunday?  Why don’t they do this right- and then slaps Bryan.  Dolph then steps behind Vickie, who steps in front of Dolph.  Bryan then side-steps Vickie and tackles Dolph, preventing him from leaving.  Bryan then locks in the LaBell Lock, making Dolph tap.  Then, the Divas randomly come out and make their way into the ring with Vickie.  The Divas surround Vickie and tell her to leave the ring.  Gail throws a bucket of glitter at her, then Eve pours it on her.  The Divas then seem to be paying way too much attention to Daniel, and they all start to dance with him… and it’s painful.

    Anyway, hopefully Captain vs Captain can save RAW… because my head is already spinning.


    @bethsharae Oh no! Not glitter!!! #WWE #Raw I guess I should scream all the time at crafts time.

    @TKeep123 How can Dolph say this crap with a straight face? (Better check the Wellness policy again!) #WWE #RAW #BWF

    @kickoutblog Vickie Guerrero is amazing, why does she need that many zippers? Because fuck you, that’s why!

    @Niki_Sushi I don’t know which is more obnoxious – ‘EXCUSE ME!’ or ‘AND I QUOTE!’… #BWF #RAW

    @HitTheRopes: Oh, @WWEDanielBryan, in wrestling you might be best in the world…. at dancing, not so much. LOL

    Natalya vs Alicia Fox

    Let’s see how short this match is! I’m going to time it!

    Alicia slaps Nat a few good times and then tries to shout out to Calgary.  Natalya then throws Alicia into the turnbuckle, twice, and then throws her across the ring.  Nat tries to go for the Sharpshooter, but Alicia grabs the ropes.  Natalya pulls her back, and locks in the Sharpshooter, making Alicia tap.

    Natalya wins via submission.

    LayCool interferes and says it’s a beautiful moment in a NOT beautiful hometown.  LayCool says they would love Canada, but it’s so cold and they have watered down beer, and they say ‘eh’ all the time.  And they see Harts everywhere.  They say the Harts don’t belong in the Hall of Fame, but in the loony bin.  LayCool then starts to go into the ring, but Natalya’s ready.  Nat gets Layla, but Michelle comes in.  Michelle then puts Natalya in the Sharpshooter, Layla takes a picture, and Natalya counters.  Lay tries to help Michelle, and nearly gets put in the Sharpshooter herself. LayCool runs off.

    Oh, overall Diva MATCH time, about a minute and fifteen seconds.

    <VIDEO PACAKGE: CM Punk debuts on RAW again and Evan Bourne is out due to injury.>

    Teddy, Show, and Hornswoggle are talking backstage, and Josh Matthews says that it’s rather brazen of them to show up on RAW with Team Smackdown.  Hornswoggle grabs a Team Smackdown flag and the entire Smackdown Roster starts heading out.


    @kickoutblog If I were The Undertaker and had to listen Michelle McCool talk all the time, I’d want to be buried alive too

    @CawCawBang Nattie don’t play along with Laycool’s bullshit

    @bethsharae Alicia is gonna throw a hip out if she swings them any harder. #WWE #Raw

    @WWEsAngel_Nef God I hate Alicia Fox’s walk. I can’t stand it. She’s gonna break a freaking hip. #WWE

    So, the longest part of this show is the Stand Up For WWE video package.  So… Yeah.

    Oh, we’re back.  Cena’s walking away and Barrett stops him, saying he’s not finished with him or Orton yet.  There we go.  Next up, Team RAW’s captain The Miz will take on Team Smackdown’s captain, The Big Show… and all of Smackdown?


    @Niki_Sushi So.. I’m loving this video. Because it’s showing where the WWE goes, and not just on land and the airwaves. They reach hearts-who else does?

    @CawCawBang I’m so happy and proud to be a WWE fan

    @kickoutblog And “Do you smell what Barack is cookin?” is still amazing. #TheRockObama

    @WWEsAngel_Nef LOL God Vince McMahon is good at what he does. Way to do some quick damage control. Nice video package. #WWE

    We’re finally going to introduce the guest star, Bobbie J Thompson.  Sweet.  He says he loves the boos and to keep them coming.  He says that he’s there to introduce the man who’s going to leave Team Smackdown to a victory over Team RAW: The Big Show.  No, but seriously.  Where’s the muzzle on that kid?

    Show comes out with Hornswoggle behind him, waving the flag, and Team Smackdown follows him out.  Actually, all of Smackdown follows him out.

    Miz comes out, but tells Alex Riley to stay behind and walks down to the ring alone.  He pauses though, grinning and motioning for everyone else to come out.  Team RAW comes out, followed by the RAW roster.

    The Big Show vs The Miz

    Show closes in on Miz, rips his shirt, and slaps his chest.  Show continues to rip up the RAW shirt and slaps his chest again.  Show then Irish Whips Miz into a corner, and Show throws him out of the ring.  Smackdown closes in, and RAW starts to close in too.  Show attacks RAW, and when Smackdown comes in, Show rolls in the ring.

    Teddy Long comes out and says that since Bragging Rights is only six days away and everyone from both rosters is out there, he says that they have themselves a Smackdown vs RAW battle royal, and they’re going to do it right now.

    Now, I hate reviewing battle royals.  So, I hope you watched RAW to figure out what happens, because I’m only going to tell you the winner.


    @TKeep123 Ok, I’m old, but the Red and Blue is reminding me of “Rock’em Sock’em Robots!” #WWE #RAW #BWF

    Hornswoggle beats Cole up and takes his spot as an announcer, and no one knows what the fuck is going on in the ring.  I can’t tell you what’s going on, but Swagger loses his mind and puts Edge in an ankle lock.  Toward the end here, a bunch of RAW guys got eliminated and Smackdown is doing a good job holding their own.  The last Smackdown guy ends up as The Big Show against Sheamus, Bryan, Jackson, and Miz.  Down goes Bryan, then Jackson.  Miz and Sheamus work together to get Show over the top rope, and no one remembered Edge wasn’t technically eliminated.  So, Edge and Show are the only two left in the ring.

    Team Smackdown wins.

    Nexus is watching backstage, and Barrett says that all of them, and Cena, are going to witness what’s going to happen Sunday when he’s crowned WWE Champion.  Barrett tells Cena to raise his hand as a token of victory.  Cena shoves Slater and Gabriel out of the way and raises Barrett’s hand before walking away.

    And that’s all she wrote, folks.  Daniel Bryan dancing is burned behind my retina, so I’m going to go watch… something to get the image out of my head.  Good night.

  4. WrestleMania XXVI – LIVE and in living colour.


    Welcome, welcome, welcome. When the big events come, they call in the big guns. The Howard Finkel of BWF, if you will. I’m back, for my first appearance since Jan 4th. See? What’d I say about Big Time events? With superstars like Bret ‘Hitman’ Hart, Shawn Michaels, Triple H and the Undertaker appearing, you’d think it was 1997. But, it’s 2010, and we are LIVE from Phoenix, Arizona.

    Tune in, after the turn, for LIVE, unedited, uncensored, and Pro-HBK coverage of WrestleMania XXVI. Oh, and a quick note for Jack Korpela. Why do you have a job?


  5. WWE Superstars w/ HIAC Predictions

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    What’s up, Peeps?!  The HIAC ppv is approaching and I like the concept.  The last Superstars has come and gone and my review is late today… like it normally is.  I try to be fashonably late.

    Match 1:  Shad w/ JTG and Eve vs Tyson Kidd w/ David Hart Smith and Natalya

    As Todd Grisham said, Shad will try to rep his hood in this match.  Shad gets the win in this relatively long match by Superstars standards.  Pretty nice finish sees Shad catching Tyson Kidds springboard into a reverse Russian Leg Sweep.

    Match 2:  Shaemus vs Tyler Reks

    How has Tyler Reks not been released yet?  This guy can’t even walk properly!  Shaemus gets the win with a boot to the face.

    Main Event:  The Miz vs Kofi Kingston

    I want The Miz to be US champ soon!  He’s awesome!!!  Kofi is good too I guess.  He picks up the win in this one as he hits the Trouble in Paradise.

    Hell in a Cell Predictions

    Intercontinental Title Match:  John Morrison defeats Dolph Ziggler

    United States Championship Triple Threat Match:  Jack Swagger defeats The Miz and Kofi Kingston

    Unified Tag Title Match:  JeriShow defeats Batista and Rey Mysterio

    Tag Team HIAC Match:  DX defeats Legacy

    Divas Title Match:  Mickie James defeats Alicia Fox

    World Heavyweight Title HIAC Match:  Undertaker defeats CM Punk

    WWE Title HIAC Match:  John Cena defeats Randy Orton


  6. WWE Superstars

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    Its late.  I’m tired.  This is gonna be quick.

    Match 1:  Evan Bourne vs Chris Masters

    This match looked like a squash until the end, when Bourne made his comeback and hit his Shooting Star Press for the win.  Raw is not doing a good job in building their midcard scene.  Masters should be in the US Title race…not losing to Evan Bourne.  Evan Bourne should be on Smackdown in the IC Title race…not beating huge guys like Masters and Jack Swagger.

    Match 2:  William Regal vs Tyler Reks

    Tyler Reks sucks.  He looks like he needs to take a massive duece when he walks.  Regal wins with his running knee.  After the match, Big Zeke and Kozlov hit their finishers on Reks for good measure.

    Match 3: Cryme Time and Eve vs the Hart Dynasty

    Good match…even with the divas involved.  Eve looks good in the ring and Natalya is good in the ring.  Natalya gets the win after Eve missed her acrobatic splash followed by a Natalya clothesline.   

    See ya next week folks.

  7. WWE Superstars Review

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    Ok.  Let’s get wet and wild…

    Match 1:  Kelly Kelly vs Beth Phoenix

    I hate Diva wrestling.  Beth Phoenix wins.  This match got way too much time. 

    Match 2:  Shelton Benjamin vs Tyler Reks

    Is Shelton a babyface or heel right now?  They need to make up their mind with that.  Tyler Reks blows choad.  He walks like he just took it up the butt right before coming to the ring.  Shelton hits Paydirt for the win.

    Match 3:  Charlie Haas vs R-Truth

    Holy Crap!  There’s been an R-Truth sighting!!!  Where has this guy been?  He must have been skippin’ and jumpin’ to the wrong cities and arenas.  I think Haas will be future endeavored soon.  Truth wins with the Lie Detector.

    Main Event:  Mizzark Henry vs The Masterpiece Chris Masters

    Masters seems to have used his hiatus from WWE to get back on the roids to beef up a little more.  I like the Masterpiece.  He’s a guy that could be the next Batista ( in terms of popularity) if they use him right.  Big Mark looks like Koolaid in that red.  Mark Henry gets the win via countout, as Masters walks away from the ring. 

    Ok.  It looks like Superstars has finally become what it was intended to be, as all the time went to the midcarders.  Check me out again next week, as more midcarders get TV exposure without getting crapped on by HHH or John Cena…maybe.

  8. ECW 8/11 and 8/19 results


    It appears that everyone else has forgotten about the little one-hour show every Tuesday nights on Syfy called ECW, so I am here to catch you up.

    8/11 RESULTS

    Shelton Benjamin def. Zack Ryder

    After last week’s actions in the Abraham Washington show between the two, it was Benjamin who got the win with the Pay Dirt.

    Paul Birchill attacks Gregory Helms, accusing him of being the masked superhero who has been coming to the rescue in recent weeks.

    Vladimir Kozlov def. Random Jobber #1

    After Kozlov won, Ezekial Jackson also beat down Random Jobber, causing a staredown between the two.

    Yoshi Tatsu def. Paul Birchill via DQ

    Birchill’s valet, Katie-Lea got involved, causing the DQ. After the match, the Hurricane came to the ring and attacked Birchill.

    Tyler Reks def. Random Jobber #2

    Not much to say, really.

    On the Abraham Washington show, William Regal was announced as #1 contender for Christian’s ECW Championship. Nothing wrong with Regal being #1 contender, but someone should mute Abraham Washington.

    William Regal def. Tommy Dreamer

    Dreamer, still suffering injuries from the Extreme Rules match with Christian the week previously, fell to the man from Blackpool, England.

    8/19 RESULTS

    The Hurricane def. Paul Birchill

    In his first offical match back, the Hurricane is victorious after hitting the Eye Of The Hurricane.

    The Abraham Washington show featured Goldust, and then Sheamus. Sheamus calls Goldust lucky for beating him on Superstars, a stare down followed.

    Zack Ryder def. Yoshi Tatsu

    Ryder won after the Zack Attack. Does ECW have more than 10 guys on the roster?

    ECW Champion Christian and Ezekial Jackson def. William Regal and Vladimir Kozlov by DQ

    Dreamer was scheduled to be the Champ’s partner, but he was beat down by Regal and Kozlov earlier, so Christian chose Big Zeke, who proceeded to join Regal and Kozlov in a 3-on-1 assault on Christian.

    That’s ECW all caught up. Tune in next week, for more ECW action.

  9. WWE Superstars review…3 days late

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    Alright my peeps.  I’m here.  I’m not dead.  I finally have a chance to watch the show from Thursday night.  Lets go.

    Match 1:  Its-a-he Santino vs the Masterpiece Chris Masters

    Santino’s face when Masters came out was priceless!  Santino tried to go Karate Kid on Masters, then did an acrabatic roll to the other side of the ring.  Once Masters got ahold of Santino, it was downhill from there for him.  For a little bit of humor (what else is Santino good for) he tried to apply the Masterlock on Chris Masters, only to get dominated again.  Masters wins with the Masterlock after Santino attempted to “Hulk-up.”

    Match 2:  William Regal and Paul Burchill vs Tyler Reks and Yoshi Tatsu

    My fiance totally marked out for Yoshi when he came out.  Match started out with Yoshi and Burchill.  Wouldn’t Burchill have fit better in ECW 3 years ago when he was Pirate Paul and when ECW was mainly a gimmick show?  Regal flips over an attempted springboard splash pin for the win over Tyler Reks.  Tyler Reks is awkward.  He looks like he has something stuck in his butt when he walks.

    Video package with John Cena throwing out the first pitch at a Cubs game. 

    Main Event :  Intercontinental Champion Rey Mysterio vs Mike Knox

    Mike Knox is severely under-utilized!  Dude is massive and burly.  Special guest commentator is Dolph Ziggler.  This is the typical Rey Mysterio match. He gets dominated the whole match by the much bigger opponent and then gets the win.  Rey hits the 619 and goes for the splash, only to have Dolph Ziggler pull him off the mat.  Rey gets the win via disqualification.

    Santino was the only reason to watch this show, much like Raw.  There is a reason this show is on WGN…nobody wants to watch it.  Sometimes its good, sometimes its terrible, most of the time its random.  See ya next week.