Tag Archive: Festus

  1. WWE Superstars

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    Welcome, my friends to the show that never ends.  I’m so glad you could attend.  Come inside, come inside.  The Circus that is WWE Superstars is here.

    Match 1:  Jack Swagger and William Regal vs Santino Marella and Chris Masters w/ Eve

    Santino is absolutely hilarious! He hit a cartwheel and the drop-down splits and then attempted to unleash the cobra.  Swagger and Masters need to compete for the US Title.  The end of the match came when Masters put the Masterlock on Swagger, but Regal interrupted and Swagger hit the gutwrench powerbomb for the win.

    Match 2:  Zack Ryder w/ Rosa Mendez vs Primo Colon

    This was a highly entertaining match.  Primo is quick and exciting and Ryder is definitely a rising star in the WWE.  Woo Woo Woo…You know it!  Primo got in his fast offense, highlighted by his cartwheel.  Ryder hit the Rough Ryder and eventually the Zack Attack for the win.  Ryder is another guy who should be thrown into the US Title mix.  The problem with RAW right now is there are too many guys who should be involved in the US Title hunt. 

    Match 3:  Luke Gallows w/ Serena vs Sylas Young

    Its about time they give Gallows some time on his own without Punk.  He cut a promo saying Serena and him would like to dedicate the match to their Straight Edge savior, CM Punk.  This was a quick squash for Gallows to exhibit his power and dominance since most people don’t recognize him as the former Festus.  He has some unique offense and hit the 12th Step for the win.  Serena then gets in the ring and kicks Young in the ribs and out of the ring.

    Main Event:  Great Khali, Matt Hardy, and Maria vs The Hart Dynasty

    What is the point of Khali and Fatt Lardy being partners?  Surely they could have found a better partner that isn’t doing anything at the time for each of these two.  They both suck, so I don’t understand why people want to see them.  Khali can’t move and Hardy apparently is living off past glory.  It’s good he went back to the pants and got away from the baby pajama bottoms he was wearing.  The Hart Dynasty should be working more meaningful matches than this.  They are probably the best tag team in the WWE and should be shown as such.  Tyson Kidd hit the Hart Attack on Matt Hardy for the win. 

    See ya next week for another arousing episode of WWE Superstars.

  2. WWE RAW on DVR review – 12/8/08

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    You guys should feel special.  I’m home, and Metalocalypse is on, yet I’m gearing up to fire up the DVR and cover WWE RAW.  The Slammy Awards were presented tonight and there were several matches to go along with them.  I’m not in a creative writing mood at the moment, so let’s just jump right into the action!

    RAW results and thoughts, after the jump! (more…)

  3. Thoughts On Smackdown 10/31/08

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    By JT

    Hello again everyone, I’m back to give you my thoughts on this week’s edition of Smackdown.  Yeah, I know it’s Sunday, but going out Friday and Saturday nights causes me watch it on Sunday mornings.  So you wanna know I what thought?  You don’t, too bad I’m gonna tell you any way:

    Undertaker vs. Chavo Guerrero in a Casket Match.  Really?????? For some reason I thought it was supposed to be Big Show, so when I heard Chavo’s name I said WTF????

    Jim Ross dresssed as a sailor- LOL funny  

    Tazz dressed as a soldier- Cool

    Miz & Morrison- put them on either ECW, RAW or Smackdown and keep them there.  I’m sick of seeing them every time I turn on WWE programming.

    Some lame magic segment featuring Jessis and Festus.  Like I said, it was lame. 

    Jimmy Wang Yang won a match.  Yay!  So what if it was by DQ, a win is a win! 

    Kung Fu Naki is lame, nuff said.

    Khali Kiss cam is even lamer.

    Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy & Rey Mysterio vs. Kane, Mark Henry & MVP- Good to see some Smackdown guys involved.  This match should be on the big 3 hour RAW tomorrow, not the Smackdown before, because god forbid you have a 6-man tag featuring all Smackdown guys.

    Vladimir Kozlov  wants double double e title shot (which he does deserve).  Triple H comes out and makes this a US vs. Russia thing and than I stopped listening because I can’t stand Triple H. (pointless JT fact- Triple H kinda looks like my younger brother, except my younger brother is fat and lazy)

    Some John Cena is coming back segment came on, I push the fast forward button on my remote.

    Divas match, fast forward button.

    Undertaker wins the Casket match- Shocker  (Undertaker is awesome, nuff said)

    Then we find out as the DVR cuts it off (damn DVR) that next week, it’ll be Vladimir Kozlov vs The Undertaker and if Kozlov wins, he gets a title shot.  Sounds good to me. 

    I know is may sound like I thought the show was horrible, but it wasn’t.  The wrestling part of the show was good.

    Well that’s all for now, see you all soon and those in the United States, go out and vote on Tuesday!

  4. SmackDown in Real Time, 9/19/08

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    Tonight on SmackDown, Jeff Hardy takes on The Brian Kendrick, Triple H takes on MVP, and Vickie Guerrero is expecting her apology from The Undertaker.  All this and more, tonight!  You guys know how it works by now, quick results up here, details after the jump, so stick around, Friday Night SmackDown is on the air right now!

    Michelle McCool def. Maryse to retain the WWE Divas Championship.

    Festus vs. Ryan Braddock ended in a no contest when Jesse and Festus wrapped Braddock in duct tape and bubble wrap and wheeled him out of the arena.

    R-Truth def. Shelton Benjamin.

    Jeff Hardy def. The Brian Kendrick.  After the match, Vladimir Kozlov lays Hardy out at the top of the ramp.

    Carlito’s Cabana with special guest Primo.  They challenge Hawkins and Ryder to a tag title match, which is accepted for next week.

    The Great Khali destroyed Scotty Goldman.

    Triple H def. MVP.

    Full details after the jump! (more…)

  5. SmackDown in sort-of Real Time, 9/12/08

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    Tonight on SmackDown, it’s The Brian Kendrick, MVP, Shelton Benjamin, and Jeff Hardy in a Fatal Four Way to determine the number one contender for the WWE Championship at No Mercy.  Also, what possessed The Big Show to take out The Undertaker at Unforgiven?

    You know how it works by now, quick results up here and detailed results after the jump.  BTW, I’m sorry this is starting late, somebody called me at 8PM.  Who the hell calls a wrestling fan on Friday night at 8PM?

    Anyways, here goes:

    Triple H says that Jeff Hardy will never win the big one.

    Brie Bella, Maria & Michelle def Victoria, Natalya & Maryse

    R-Truth def. Chavo Guerrero via DQ

    Jesse & Festus wrapped Kenny Dykstra in duct tape and wheeled him out of the arena on a dolly.

    Big Show says he beat up The Undertaker for not following the rules.  Seriously, that’s what he said.

    Vladimir Kozlov def. Funaki & Scotty Goldman

    Carlito & Primo Colon def. Hawkins & Ryder

    Jeff Hardy def. The Brian Kendrick, MVP, & Shelton Benjamin

    Detailed results after the jump! (more…)

  6. SmackDown in Real-Time, 8/29/08

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    You know how we do Friday Nights around here – quick results, followed by detailed results, so keep your refresh button handy, because it’s time for SmackDown in real-time on BoredWrestlingFan.com!

    Undertaker tells Vickie Guerrero she’ll burn in hell.

    K-Kwik R-Truth def. Kenny Dykstra via pinfall.

    Maryse & Natalya def. Maria & Michelle via pinfall.

    Jeff Hardy def. MVP via pinfall.  After the match, both men were hit with Pay Dirt by Shelton Benjamin.

    Hawkins & Ryder vs. Jesse & Festus went to a no contest when The Big Show beat up both teams.

    Brie Bella def. Victoria via pinfall.

    Triple H def. Shelton Benjamin via pinfall.

    (more…)

  7. SmackDown in real-time, 8/22/08

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    It’s Friday Night, you guys know what’s up!  Much like last week, this week’s SmackDown in real-time is brought to you by the BoredWrestlingFan skipping a free concert – this week it’s Joan Jett.  Anyways, quick results up here, detailed results after the jump, as per usual!

    Vickie Guerrero announces that SmackDown will also have a Championship Scramble match at Unforgiven.

    Maria def. Natalya via disqualification when Maryse interfered

    Big Show finds out he’s been overlooked as far as the Championship Scramble is concerned

    The Brian Kendrick wins a 10 man battle royal to qualify for the Championship Scramble – thanks to The Big Show.

    MVP def. Festus via countout to qualify for the Championship Scramble.

    Shelton Benjamin def. Finlay to qualify for the Championship Scramble.

    Jeff Hardy def. The Great Khali to qualify for the Championship Scramble.

    Detailed results after the jump. (more…)

  8. SmackDown in Real-Time, 8/15/08

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    Well, I wasn’t planning on doing a real-time tonight, just a review later, but since I decided not to go to the concert I was going to go to (Puddle of Mudd, if you’re wondering), I’m home and ready to go for the BoredWrestlingFan Friday Night Tradition!  You know the drill, so here we go!

    Jeff Hardy def. Shelton Benjamin via disqualification when MVP interfered

    Natalya & Maryse def. Michelle McCool & Maria via pinfall

    The Brian Kendrick def. Scotty Goldman via pinfall

    Triple H def. Kenny Dykstra via pinfall

    The Big Show def. Ryan Braddick via pinfall

    Vladimir Kozlov def. Festus

    Edge torments Vickie and calls out The Undertaker

    Detailed results after the jump! (more…)